So I bought it and 30 minutes later I still don't understand what the hell is going on here. Why exactly do I want to eat all this shit and get longer? I've played my fair share of non-games but this seems extraordinarily pointless. And who's so out of their fucking mind to give this thing a 9/10? I can understand giving flower that score but certainly not Noby Noby.
I know you're sort of just being cynical, but the reason why you want to eat all that stuff and get longer is because you want to get to the moon and see what's there along with 10k+ other gamers.
The drive is that you're all working together towards an eventual goal of exploring the unknown universe. By yourself, your 5,000 meters aren't going to do much in the scheme of 300 million needed to the moon, but combined you are making a difference.
Noby Noby Boy is really just Folding@home but with eating children and donuts
Score doesn't mean anything but to say it has great gameplay and good lasting appeal because it "might" get better in the future is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. No wonder this industry is fucked
I think it has good lasting appeal because the levels are randomly generated and there are SO MANY OBJECTS packed into the game so you keep seeing new crazy stuff and at least so far it hasn't gotten old. I mean one guy on gaf got a level where roman Spartans were flying helicopters.
As for gameplay....I think it's pretty subjective here. In terms of "commands" there isn't a lot to do, but there is a lot you
can do if you want.