Author Topic: My cousin is a published author and a first grader in his spare time. (Read 4140 times)

T234 · « **on:** February 20, 2009, 02:44:48 PM »

http://www.kentucky.com/141/story/698374.html

I'm so proud of him.

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:46:53 PM »

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"When Nicholas was trying to come up with the designs of the characters, I took him into a comic book shop because he originally wanted to make a comic book. There were a lot of really graphic depictions of violence and the objectification of women, even on the covers," Chris Skidmore says.

seriously one of my biggest problems with comics since the 90s.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:47:57 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 20, 2009, 02:46:53 PM

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"When Nicholas was trying to come up with the designs of the characters, I took him into a comic book shop because he originally wanted to make a comic book. There were a lot of really graphic depictions of violence and the objectification of women, even on the covers," Chris Skidmore says.

seriously one of my biggest problems with comics since the 90s.

Thats one of the reasons why I love comics.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:48:13 PM »

So how much did the dad write?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:48:24 PM »

Wow, his dad looks a lot like you, T234.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:49:32 PM »

That's really cool. A friend of mine used to be involved in fencing competitions, I might have to get him a copy just for fun.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 02:48:24 PM

Wow, his dad looks a lot like you, T234.

T234 is a product of incest, much like most people from Kentucky

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:51:39 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 20, 2009, 02:50:29 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 02:48:24 PM
Wow, his dad looks a lot like you, T234.

T234 is a product of incest, much like most people from Kentucky

Demi, don't shit up this thread please.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:51:57 PM »

The comic is garbage and I would fuck that kid's dad

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:52:07 PM »

Maybe the kid

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:52:53 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 20, 2009, 02:46:53 PM

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"When Nicholas was trying to come up with the designs of the characters, I took him into a comic book shop because he originally wanted to make a comic book. There were a lot of really graphic depictions of violence and the objectification of women, even on the covers," Chris Skidmore says.

seriously one of my biggest problems with comics since the 90s.

You're so stupid. Don't you realize by pandering to a very specific, aging demographic that the comic book industry will be rich beyond Joe Quesada's wildest dreams! There's no downside!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:53:17 PM »

It's about time someone in Kentucky learned how to write. Congratulations on being related to a virtual genius!

T234 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:53:48 PM »

DEMI, DO NOT SHIT UP THE THREAD

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:55:21 PM »

What are you gonna do about it?

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:56:40 PM »

Do you really want to do this, demi?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:57:53 PM »

Oh shi--

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2009, 02:58:31 PM »

holy shit

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:02:01 PM »

Quote from: T234 on February 20, 2009, 02:56:40 PM

Do you really want to do this, demi?

Sure, I'm feeling good today

Bloodwake · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:04:04 PM »

I'm sorry to say this,but

I'M POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD

DEMI v. T234 GO GO GO

spoiler (click to show/hide)

in the sack

[close]

tehjaybo · « **Reply #19 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:04:16 PM »

The end of EB's connection problems:

The entirety of EB chips in, buys either T234 or Demi a plane ticket to the other, and we broadcast a PPV nerd v nerd fight via webcam.

All in favor?

Also, taking bets

spoiler (click to show/hide)

T234- 1:2
Demi- 1:4
PUT EM IN LADIES AND GENTS

[close]

T234 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:08:40 PM »

My cousin's picture book is gonna sell more copies on Amazon than Advent Rising did on the same site.

Lets hear it Demi. Lemme hear all the tired, untrue, bullshit about Kentuckians that you are about to spew.

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:09:11 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 03:04:16 PM

The end of EB's connection problems:

The entirety of EB chips in, buys either T234 or Demi a plane ticket to the other, and we broadcast a PPV nerd v nerd fight via webcam.

All in favor?

Also, taking bets
spoiler (click to show/hide)
T234- 1:2
Demi- 1:4
PUT EM IN LADIES AND GENTS
[close]

T234- 1:2
Demi- 1:4?

Come on, demi has better odds than that. T234 seems upset and angry while demi seems calm and in control, demi has to be favored in this

tehjaybo · « **Reply #22 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:11:21 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 20, 2009, 03:09:11 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 03:04:16 PM
The end of EB's connection problems:

The entirety of EB chips in, buys either T234 or Demi a plane ticket to the other, and we broadcast a PPV nerd v nerd fight via webcam.

All in favor?

Also, taking bets
spoiler (click to show/hide)
T234- 1:2
Demi- 1:4
PUT EM IN LADIES AND GENTS
[close]

T234- 1:2
Demi- 1:4?

Come on, demi has better odds than that. T234 seems upset and angry while demi seems calm and in control, demi has to be favored in this

Never underestimate an angry kentuckian from the hills.

EDIT: Besides, I'm talking IRL here.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:15:35 PM »

Just ignore demi, he's just trolling

Nice article

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:17:56 PM »

I clicked on your link and saw this. holy shit at the kentucky.com op-ed page.

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"As Maine goes, so goes the nation" used to be a well-known phrase in American politics back when Maine was seen as a political bellwether, a name derived from the belled male sheep that leads the herd.
This was because Maine, prior to 1960, held its elections in September, giving politicians a hint of what might occur in November.
Last week, Maine went from one-time bellwether sheep to "Judas Goat," leading America, as we have known it, to the slaughter.
That's because on Friday the 13th, the two "Republican" senators from Maine were essential to the passing of the Democrats' $787 billion "porkulus" bill, said to be too time-critical to be read and understood, especially when House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has a trip to Italy scheduled.
This was signed a leisurely four days later by Barack Hussein Obama in Denver.
While this was billed as a "stimulus" bill, its real intent is the advancement of a socialist America, full of people dependent on government largesse who will vote for the Democrat Party to keep the handouts coming.
The transfer of wealth from productive citizens to the parasitic ne'er-do-wells that make up the base of the Democratic Party continues The Long March started in 1933 with FDR.
This would not be happening but for the treachery of three liberal Republicans; Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, along with the two senators from Maine, Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe.
Arlen Specter's vote may have been a matter of life and death. The 79-year-old is a survivor of two bouts with cancer, open-heart surgery and a faulty diagnosis of Lou Gehrig's Disease.
That's why he sold his vote for a $10 billion increase in funding for the National Institutes of Health, bringing its research budget to $39 billion.
Specter voted that way even though he plans to run for reelection in 2010, and Senate Democrats pointedly declared the day before the critical vote that they have made him a top target for defeat in the midterm election.
Specter might be somewhat forgiven for making a choice between physical survival and political survival.
But what the two liberal Republican senators from Maine did is unforgivable. Why did they become turncoats and vote with the Democrats? Why did they send our nation careening toward socialism?
It certainly wasn't to impress their Republican colleagues. In a rare moment of conservative common sense, John McCain took the Senate floor last Monday and said, "This is not a bipartisan agreement. This is three members of the Senate — none on the House side — who have joined Democrats for a partisan agreement. It is unfortunate because we are now committing an act of generational theft."
So why did Collins and Snowe do it? Do they have the same I-want-to-have-sex-with-Obama urges as the The New York Times blogger Judith Warner has confessed?
Maybe not, but you never know about liberals. Obama sends thrills up the leg of MSNBC's Chris Matthews.
What's more likely is that Collins and Snowe sold out for more bailout money for Maine, which, according to a recent U.S. News & World Report, is an economic basket case, and the fourth-worst state in which to start a business.
As U.S. News says, Maine has "the second-highest property taxes in the country, and its personal income and individual capital gains are almost as high."
The Democrat bailout, in addition to the generic pork, will give Maine an estimated $470 million for Medicaid over the next 27 months, $196 million to balance the state budget, $133 million for transportation funding, an extra $116 million in food stamps, $52 million for special education, $44.5 million for non-special education, and $50 million for sewer and water improvements.
That's $929 million to get Collins and Snowe in bed with the Democrats. And that's just how much we know so far.
All of which is not nearly as impressive as the high-speed train from Disneyland to Las Vegas that was engineered by Nevada Democrat Harry Reid, but there will be other opportunities for graft when this initial stimulus fails.

GilloD · « **Reply #25 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:18:13 PM »

I know Demi si like the "forum troll" or whatever and getting mad at him is letting getting mad at the rain for being wet- But for real, dude, just like chill out sometimes. If someone posts a thread about their family and they're like, "Please do not talk ill about my peepz", just step off. Even Pharmacy was cool about that

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:27:12 PM »

I lol'd

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:20:02 PM »

Yeah, demi, be nice to someone aside fromme for once.

Also, T234, tell your cousin I'll give him a blowjob for hot publishing tips.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:22:12 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #29 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:33:27 PM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #30 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:35:24 PM »

Round: T234.

Pay up Cheebs.

Cheebs · « **Reply #31 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:49:04 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 04:35:24 PM

Round: T234.

Pay up Cheebs.

they both seemed to forfeited.

And who cares about that now! I'd rather watch whiteman give a blowjob to his cousin.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 20, 2009, 03:17:56 PM

I clicked on your link and saw this. holy shit at the kentucky.com op-ed page.
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autistic blather

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** February 20, 2009, 05:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 20, 2009, 04:49:04 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 04:35:24 PM
Round: T234.

Pay up Cheebs.

they both seemed to forfeited.

And who cares about that now! I'd rather watch whiteman give a blowjob to his cousin.

Now this thread is just getting disgusting. Good job, guys. It's pretty sad when T234's 6 year old cousin can't even get a book published and get a congratulatory blowjob from TVC without somebody turning it into something dirty.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #34 on:** February 20, 2009, 10:46:12 PM »

oh I thought this was gonna be about Rebel.

BlackMage · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2009, 12:14:17 AM »

I'm suing your cousin. Have a nice day.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:12:30 AM »

I wrote a book for my mom when I was 5. It's on lined paper and illustrated with colored pencils, and the front and back cover is red construction paper. I bound it with stapes and duck tape. It's about me and my best friend (who is still my best friend!) and my brother spending a day at a local park. No one proofread it for me, but there are no actual mistakes.

I didn't know about commas yet though, so everything is "Nikki and Marisa and Allan did this."

My parents never would have published a book like that for me though. Your aunt and uncle must be very cool. You cousin is a doll, too. Look at his proud face!

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Author Topic: My cousin is a published author and a first grader in his spare time. (Read 4140 times)