Author Topic: TVC15's daily diary (Read 9071 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** March 09, 2009, 05:55:07 PM »

Yo,

It's snowing pretty badly out. There was some really loud thunder earlier. It appears to be accumulating a little bit. Most of the people in my hallway at work have already gone home. I'll probably still go to class because I didn't halfass this paper on Alred Kinsey for nothing. I wish I were dead.

Today is boring. I was up until 5am last night, watching X-files and halfassing papers about Alfred Kinsey. I have class today so I won't be home until like 8PM, meaning the vast majority of my day is committed to shit and I won't be able to chill at all until relatively late in the day. Fortunately, I got a little boost to keep me going--a slime appears spent about a half hour describing his thick, uncut cock. I also drank 4 5oz cans of cranberry juice.

It's almost time to eat pills. I wish I were at home watching the X-Files. Man, Scully was so smoking hot in seasons 2-4. In season 1 she is way too frumpy, but for the several seasons after that she's is fine fine fine. Eventually, starting in 5 or 6, they start legitimately trying to make her sexier. In 2-4 she is like normal people hot. Afterwards, it's just kinda too much. I have spent many nights thinking about Scully soapin' up dem titties. I wish I were dead.

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:58:11 PM »

Nice, I liked the soaping up of the titties part.

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:59:41 PM »

Scully was indeed frumpy in season 1 but I still wanted her to have my children then.

Everything after the first movie of x-files sucks though.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:16:23 PM »

your attempt is failure.

You should write a paper about crazy people. I can give you first hand access to a crazy person.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:45:53 PM »

Wait, are you bi or full gay

The scully titties comment has me confused

Reb · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:48:49 PM »

EB has learned me not to care about sexual preferences of others.
I just think TVC can appreciate the concept of Nice Titties.

Also, I think demi is secretly straight.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2009, 07:23:38 PM »

Scully

One of my first wanking sessions involved a photoshop pic of her sucking dick.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2009, 07:42:00 PM »

So it's cut then?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2009, 07:45:30 PM »

Women in suits are hot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2009, 07:45:57 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 09, 2009, 07:45:30 PM

Women in suits are hot.

Just don't say that in court, unless you really want to lose

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:00:17 PM »

I was in court today for judge shadowing. The female defense attorney in my case was a knock-out. She also rarely talked, letting her ugly male defense partner do most of the talking.

Smart game plan.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:49:54 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on March 09, 2009, 07:40:17 PM

LIES

I dunno man sounds pretty accurate from what I've seen.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:59:42 PM »

*gasp*

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:34:18 PM »

let's talk more about slime's thick uncut beastcock

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:40:52 PM »

*gasp*

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2009, 11:10:33 PM »

I guess you will just have to satisfy our curiosities... take a picture

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:06:00 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on March 09, 2009, 10:57:32 PM

Not you too Prole.

sorry, mang, but the stories i've heard about that baby leg of a raunch monster

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:16:16 AM »

tvc, if you were gay, which one would you fuck?

or

border · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2009, 02:41:49 AM »

It snows in Seattle?

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2009, 02:46:33 AM »

I guess I can record my nightly BP readings in here:

160/113. And that's one of my lower readings as of late. I thought it would be higher because after class, I threw up into a garbage can on campus several times. Lotsa bile, not much of the other kind of acid.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #20 on:** March 10, 2009, 04:34:43 AM »

I thought White Man was gaaaaaaaaaaaay?

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 10, 2009, 05:11:39 AM »

Since having an erection right now would probably raise my blood pressure enough to kill me, I am now asexual. Achieving orgasm would probably flat out make my heart explode.

It's all moot now since, heck, thanks to the BP medication, hardons are basically a thing of the past, period.

Reb · « **Reply #22 on:** March 10, 2009, 05:45:38 AM »

Wait, you're having periods?

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:07:54 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on March 10, 2009, 05:58:33 AM

I've been wondering, since you've been having high BP for a while what type of diet are you following? I mean surely the Docs have advised to follow something besides taking the meds.

Actually, the only thing they advised is to avoid alcohol, since that throws off all sorts of things. My last appointment was my first appointment with my new general practitioner, so it was a lot of taking initial samples of things. We knew going in that I had severe hypertension, so they just gave me safe drugs until they could pinpoint a cause. I have independently modified my diet a bit, but I haven't gone anal about it. From what I understand, the basics on hypertension indicate I should shitcan my sodium intake, which is, well, kind of impossible. As an American bachelor, I live off take out and restaurant food, which is loaded beyond belief with sodium.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:46:41 PM »

On the contrary, I've been told to use NSAIDs (ibuprofen and naproxen sodium) for the pain in my knee/leg/ankle, as they are very effective for that sort of pain. Other painkillers are basically ineffective. With that in mind, I haven't needed painkillers at all lately, so it's a non-issue, at least for the moment.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:48:14 PM »

Are you still in a knee brace with crutches?

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:49:26 PM »

No, the pain flared down more than a week ago. I was experiencing surgery pain for longer than I was arthritic pain. That shit goes in cycles.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** March 10, 2009, 03:00:58 PM »

I am really sick, and had to go into work anyway.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #28 on:** March 10, 2009, 03:04:51 PM »

Damn TVC

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:41:41 AM »

141/102. Break out the salt packets! I've practically got the BP of a child again. Or, well, the BP of several children stapled together.

Today was filled with little trauma. I think my more recent bouts of nausea are definitely related to my BP meds. Dizziness upon standing up is listed as a side effect, but this dizziness appears to turn into nausea if I have been sitting or reclining in one position for a while (like an hour), and then stand up. Since I have no control over my gag reflex, this quickly turns into a vomit party. Still, maybe I can control it once I get used to it.

I watched Let the Right One In again and it was awesome. I am now about to put down a few episodes of the X-Files and maybe finish Harlan Ellison's pretty f'n excellent Shatterday before hitting the hay. That honky bitch knows how to write a story.

Confirmation of medical problems, I've found, has turned me into a paranoid bitch, getting anxious over every unfamiliar minor sensation I feel on my skin, terrified over perceived movement in my chest. When the doctor asks me what's been going on the past week, I fear I may spout out a shitload of nonsense. It's nice to know I'm experiencing paranoia over something worthwhile, for once, even though the actual experience of the paranoia is as useless as ever.

Anyway, if I start shotgunning TXF now, I can be into season 3 by tomorrow.

EDIT: Also received a supply of piracetam from a friend today, although I will have to do some research before giving it a spin.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:49:21 AM »

Oh yeah, X-files. Do it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:56:15 AM »

I empathize with the paranoia. I thought I might have purchased a tampered with bottle of juice after I became nauseous earlier today- I couldn't remember opening the damn thing but I did distinctly remember it already being open yet it looked like nothing had been drank out of it when I took it out of the fridge this morning. Turns out that when she was over last night mooching off my internets my sister opened it and drank a sip or two out of the bottle. I found this out after I had almost decided to induce vomiting and go to the emergency room with my bottle of V8 splash. Can't be too careful, you know.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:59:45 AM »

What bugs me is that it's not even cool paranoia, like "OMG I just know demi is following me and waiting to rape my sweet, tight ass." It's more like "Holy shit, that pin prick sensation I just felt on my chest probably means my kidneys are excreting nothing but tar and bacon grease."

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2009, 04:03:42 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2009, 04:25:14 AM »

Actually, the doctor was kind of a dick. I can make that tomorrow's rant since I won't have anything timely due to a lot of tomorrow being taken up by class stuff.

Yeti · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:53:52 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 11, 2009, 03:59:45 AM

What bugs me is that it's not even cool paranoia, like "OMG I just know demi is following me and waiting to rape my sweet, tight ass." It's more like "Holy shit, that pin prick sensation I just felt on my chest probably means my kidneys are excreting nothing but tar and bacon grease."

You feel the sensation of a prick on your chest and you don't think of demi?

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:04:12 PM »

No, he is a wop and probably has a big cock.

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2009, 12:47:19 AM »

It is pretty nice

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:50:28 AM »

141/101.

So I went to class today, despite being very tired. I figured there are three class sessions left, and this is really the last day of actual class, between review and exams and stuff.

I'm not sure exactly how much I groused about it here, but upon getting out of the hospital, one of the most daunting things facing me was that I had a significantly lengthy research paper due in approximately a week. I was operating in panic mode due to being under a lot of stress and anxiety due to being behind in work and at school and then the medical problems had me sweating bullets, so the paper got done in an incredibly half-assed manner. 15 pages written in the course of three sessions, the first dedicated to finding research, the second dedicated to mangling said research into a cohesive paper with a personally selected stance, and the third, about three to four hours before class, hammering out a terrible, terrible conclusion. Upon writing the last sentence, I was so filled with shame that I could not even read the paper for (really) the first time. It was so half-assed that I felt I'd probably be so ashamed if I read it that I would toss it out and not hand in anything.

Of note is that earlier in the semester, we had another paper. I put a good bit of effort into it. Got a 95.

But my half-assed paper got a fucking 99, and his final comment was that if my conclusion were rewritten with a bit less subjective language, it could just about be published.

The worst part of all this is that I was talking with classmates before class, mentioning that my paper was terrible and how I hoped he wouldn't have them graded in time to hand them back to us before the end of the quarter. I probably looked like the biggest goddamned nerdlinger ever when I got the highest score in the class.

And then, after class, one of the other students asked me if I'd help him on the take home essay exam questions. I am getting solicited to help students cheat.

So yeah, in the end, it was a big enough ego boost to make going to class worthwhile. Dissociative identity disorder ended up derailing class, though. I didn't get as much schizophrenia as advertised.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:52:37 AM »

We've got to get TVC a boner, damn the consequences

i'm looking for the entire ET porn vid as I type this

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:24:09 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 12, 2009, 02:50:28 AM

141/101.

So I went to class today, despite being very tired. I figured there are three class sessions left, and this is really the last day of actual class, between review and exams and stuff.

I'm not sure exactly how much I groused about it here, but upon getting out of the hospital, one of the most daunting things facing me was that I had a significantly lengthy research paper due in approximately a week. I was operating in panic mode due to being under a lot of stress and anxiety due to being behind in work and at school and then the medical problems had me sweating bullets, so the paper got done in an incredibly half-assed manner. 15 pages written in the course of three sessions, the first dedicated to finding research, the second dedicated to mangling said research into a cohesive paper with a personally selected stance, and the third, about three to four hours before class, hammering out a terrible, terrible conclusion. Upon writing the last sentence, I was so filled with shame that I could not even read the paper for (really) the first time. It was so half-assed that I felt I'd probably be so ashamed if I read it that I would toss it out and not hand in anything.

Of note is that earlier in the semester, we had another paper. I put a good bit of effort into it. Got a 95.

But my half-assed paper got a fucking 99, and his final comment was that if my conclusion were rewritten with a bit less subjective language, it could just about be published.

The worst part of all this is that I was talking with classmates before class, mentioning that my paper was terrible and how I hoped he wouldn't have them graded in time to hand them back to us before the end of the quarter. I probably looked like the biggest goddamned nerdlinger ever when I got the highest score in the class.

And then, after class, one of the other students asked me if I'd help him on the take home essay exam questions. I am getting solicited to help students cheat.

So yeah, in the end, it was a big enough ego boost to make going to class worthwhile. Dissociative identity disorder ended up derailing class, though. I didn't get as much schizophrenia as advertised.

To be fair, it is community college. I think you mentioned that you were attending one

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:26:51 AM »

I know, but that doesn't explain the effort going into the paper thing.

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:33:57 AM »

True, I guess you should kill yourself

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:34:55 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 12, 2009, 03:33:57 AM

True, I guess you should kill yourself

Fuck no. I'm just going to not put effort into anything anymore.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #44 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:03:51 PM »

Malcolm Gladwell is ghostwriting TVC's papers?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #45 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:53:17 PM »

that out of place chapter on emetophilia in The Tipping Point suddenly makes sense

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:01:44 PM »

better Malcolm Gladwell than Prole being a gay-stomping thug 100 years ago or recursivelyenumerable being Bob of Bob's Game fame

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:40:02 PM »

I might start putting an X-Files mythology synopses in here, as I move throughout the series. I can pinpoint when exactly it becomes incoherent.

I need something to put in here. I set a personal rule to not get too depressed in this thread and the last few days have been depressing, so I need some sort of font of content.

Cheebs · « **Reply #48 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:29:32 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 15, 2009, 06:40:02 PM

I might start putting an X-Files mythology synopses in here, as I move throughout the series. I can pinpoint when exactly it becomes incoherent.

I'll save you the trouble. Stop trying to follow it after the first movie. They never intended to come back as a tv show but after the film wasn't a gigantic hit they went back to tv and everything with the on-going mythology seemed to get fucked up at that point.

Plus that was when the move to LA happen and that awesome foggy Vancouver look to the show went away.

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 16, 2009, 04:56:31 PM »

My car got broken into last night. In my apartment building parking lot. This is the worst month ever.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2009, 04:57:46 PM »

That fucking sucks, what did they take?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #51 on:** March 16, 2009, 05:00:44 PM »

Filthy poors and their stealing.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #52 on:** March 16, 2009, 05:02:55 PM »

2G2D has gone too far. I fear everyday for my own apartment. 1st Floor, lots of entry points via windows. I always keep the shades drawn (big screen HDTV glowing at night). I wish I lived on the second floor.

demi · « **Reply #53 on:** March 16, 2009, 05:04:28 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 16, 2009, 04:56:31 PM

My car got broken into last night. In my apartment building parking lot. This is the worst month ever.

So I guess this means you're gonna kill yourself

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** March 16, 2009, 05:05:09 PM »

apparently bellevue gets 40 car smash-and-grabs a day -- that's 12K+ break-ins per year! and this is in, like, the very suburbs of suburbs, where seattle's rich white republicans live their soulless lives. wtf!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #55 on:** March 16, 2009, 05:14:21 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 15, 2009, 07:29:32 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 15, 2009, 06:40:02 PM
I might start putting an X-Files mythology synopses in here, as I move throughout the series. I can pinpoint when exactly it becomes incoherent.

I'll save you the trouble. Stop trying to follow it after the first movie. They never intended to come back as a tv show but after the film wasn't a gigantic hit they went back to tv and everything with the on-going mythology seemed to get fucked up at that point.

Plus that was when the move to LA happen and that awesome foggy Vancouver look to the show went away.

It was still okay until Mulder got abducted. That was pretty much when the show jumped the shark. I remember watching it and thinking, even in fucking middle school, "well, that just about wraps it up for the X-Files"

TVC15 · « **Reply #56 on:** March 16, 2009, 06:27:23 PM »

Ugh, this final is going to be half-assed. God damned car break in.

Akala · « **Reply #57 on:** March 16, 2009, 07:21:45 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 16, 2009, 06:27:23 PM

Ugh, this final is going to be half-assed. God damned car break in.

That assures a good grade!

Actually, if you go in expecting that, you'll rightly fail, so get to depressing. :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #58 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:16:23 AM »

In honor of getting my blood pressure down to nearly human levels (130/89 is the average), I have decided to get a motorcycle.

I am thinking:

Thoughts? Feel free to influence what kind of bike I should get. I know nothing about this.

Akala · « **Reply #59 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:40:21 AM »

A Ducati? That's too nice. Go for the TRIUMPH. That or rice it up with a Zuki.

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