Author Topic: I must just be a kiddie diddling figurt (Read 3911 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** March 19, 2009, 12:44:30 PM »

Because I like Peggle, Animal Crossing, the Dreamcast (still) and I'd rather stick a nail through the tip of my penis then play yet another FPS.

Just getting that out there. Thank you for your time.

Oh and I like Magic: The Gathering, too.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:51:59 PM »

Banned

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:07:25 PM »

Peggle and Dreamcast are awesome, not sure how Animal Crossing ended up in that list though, smh

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:19:46 PM »

dreamcast rocks

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:20:38 PM »

I'm right there with ya, since I own a Dreamcast and a copy of Napple Tale.

Rman · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:35:52 PM »

Who cares what anonymous posters on the internet think? Just remember that defending Animal Crossing here is a losing battle, so why even try?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:38:30 PM »

Quote from: Rman on March 19, 2009, 01:35:52 PM

Who cares what anonymous posters on the internet think? Just remember that defending anything the hivemind disagrees with here is a losing battle, so why even try?

Yeah, you're right. $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:39:05 PM »

Oh and hi Gay Bear

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:45:08 PM »

I also stand on the position that both Peggle and Dreamcast are awesome, but Animal Crossing is for kiddie diddling figurts

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:50:16 PM »

Even the GC one?

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:57:51 PM »

Never played it, I dont diddle kiddies

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:14:10 PM »

peggle and the dreamcast are indeed fuck awesome, and i resent any degree of association between them and the kid-diddlin' shenanigans of animal crossing

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:36:46 PM »

Dreamcast

never got that much into Peggle though. AC is definitely not my thing at all.

T234 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:39:02 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 19, 2009, 12:44:30 PM

Because I like Peggle, Animal Crossing, the Dreamcast (still) and I'd rather stick a nail through the tip of my penis then play yet another FPS.

Just getting that out there. Thank you for your time.

Oh and I like Magic: The Gathering, too.

MTG

I play a Barack Obama deck (half-black, half-white).

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:42:56 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 19, 2009, 02:39:02 PM

I play a Barack Obama deck (half-black, half-white).

hahahaha, that's cute

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:46:42 PM »

Animal Crossing Defense Overreaction Thread: Freud edition

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 19, 2009, 02:42:56 PM

Quote from: T234 on March 19, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
I play a Barack Obama deck (half-black, half-white).

hahahaha, that's cute

What kinda deck you play?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:07:08 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 19, 2009, 02:46:42 PM

Animal Crossing Defense Overreaction Thread: Freud edition

I thought it would make a lovely combo with the Toxic Adam Still Has His Lips All Over Saint's Cock After How Many Years? remix

Quote from: T234 on March 19, 2009, 02:49:16 PM

What kinda deck you play?

I have a monoblue Wizard deck that is a lot of fun but easily beaten - on the rare occasions I play nowadays, I usually just play Tenth Edition Draft.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:08:56 PM »

DC, peggle and MTG are teh awesomeness. You know how I feel about Animal Crossing so I won't beat a dead, overly cute animal mascot to death.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:15:44 PM »

Animal Crossing is so cool.
I just wish I could see gulliver's ufo already.

I always felt the NES games made people overlook the other facets of the game. Its kind of a literal roleplaying game. The sequels have made a lot of small improvements, for example in the gc one you could only deliver gifts and find balls, the sequels give a wider variety of tasks. Its very much enjoyable if you can give yourself goals and stick to em. I haven't played in awhile. Going to boot it up now.

Dreamcast was pretty cool, controller sucked though. Uhh, peggle, ummm, I only have a Wii so I'll check it out if it pops up on the Wiiware.

archie4208 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:17:27 PM »

Peggle is awesome.
DC is overrated.
Animal Crossing is for aspie pedophiles.
MTG was cool when I was 13.

Quote

Uhh, peggle, ummm, I only have a Wii so I'll check it out if it pops up on the Wiiware.

Are you posting with your Wii? If not, at least DL the demo.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:18:25 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 19, 2009, 03:15:44 PM

Animal Crossing is so cool. Its very much enjoyable if you can give yourself goals and stick to em.

At least you admit that it isn't a game

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar

Dreamcast was pretty cool, controller sucked though.

wtf, it was better than DualShock and the cube controller last gen

archie4208 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:22:31 PM »

DC controller gave me hand cramps. Worst controller ever.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:26:52 PM »

I play M:TG. Its a really good game, so many strategies and ways to win.

I also played a lot of Animal Crossing back in the day

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:26:59 PM »

analog triggers, easy to grip, face buttons and analog stick weren't great but not any worse than DualShock. Bested only by the s-controller for xbox last generation

dreamcast controller

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:29:52 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on March 19, 2009, 03:22:31 PM

DC controller gave me hand cramps. Worst controller ever.

Seriously, my hands would be all gnarled after a session of Crazy Taxi.

I'm glad to see that you're secure in what you like, Scenester. Lots of sensitive manchildren catching feelings up in this piece.

Oblivion · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:32:32 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 19, 2009, 03:28:59 PM

Things that killed sega:

- Dreamcast Controller
- Furries
- Shenmue
- Himuro

you forgot the dreamcast

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 19, 2009, 03:24:19 PM

The Dreamcast controller was shit.

it really was $:-\$

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:34:40 PM »

I played a butt load of AC for DS until I realized I was accomplishing nothing. Once you realize that the game is entirely pointless it's literally impossible to keep playing it. I don't know how anyone could play multiple AC games.

Dreamcast is pretty sweet. I got one but rarely play it for some reason. I guess I don't know what to play. The controller is a piece of garbage though.

Peggle is the shit. So good.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:35:10 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 19, 2009, 03:33:21 PM

Right

- Dreamcast

you also forgot

- really easy to copy games, i mean, REALLY easy

Oblivion · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 19, 2009, 03:39:29 PM

EA's decision not to support the Dreamcast is actually the biggest Sega killer, but it isn't any fun to troll Sega diehards with that info.

I dunno, I think they may have lasted longer if they weren't billions (or was it just hundreds of millions?) in the red already at that point.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:43:19 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 19, 2009, 03:39:29 PM

EA's decision not to support the Dreamcast is actually the biggest Sega killer, but it isn't any fun to troll Sega diehards with that info.

Let's be honest here- the biggest Sega killer was Sega.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:45:05 PM »

why exactly did EA decide not to offer up any dreamcast support?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:49:10 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 19, 2009, 03:45:05 PM

why exactly did EA decide not to offer up any dreamcast support?

I'm pretty sure they (rightly) viewed the 2k sports series as an unacceptable threat to their sports game hegemony. Or Sony moneyhats, whichever you prefer.

cool breeze · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:49:20 PM »

Did anyone here have a Dreamcast controller with an analog stick that wasn't incredibly loose and spin around? I have 3 controllers for the system, 2 of them new, and they were all garbage. That and the triggers squeaked on every controller. I wouldn't put it past Sega to design their controllers with a flaw.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:51:02 PM »

The official line was supposedly that SEGAs business strategy sucked balls and EA lost on Saturn so they didnt bother.

I think it was Visual Concepts kicking thier ass though.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:54:30 PM »

Sega lost half their fanbase because of the botched Genesis>Saturn transition (me included). Everything after that was just more fuel to the fire.

etiolate · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2009, 04:09:57 PM »

About all the factors listed here are why Dreamcast failed, plus the PS2 hype train establishing the new rule of gaming. Games don't sell consoles, image sells consoles.

ALso, Corny should have made a beware of lolicon rpg players thread.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2009, 04:43:32 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 19, 2009, 03:54:30 PM

Sega lost half their fanbase because of the botched Genesis>Saturn transition (me included). Everything after that was just more fuel to the fire.

That was probably their biggest problem. The whole 32X, Sega CD, Saturn debacle was nothing short of a disaster for Sega and pretty much killed any momentum left over from the success of the Genesis. The Dreamcast made some good progress in getting them back into the game, but they got buried under the PS2 hype train and massive losses.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2009, 04:50:18 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on March 19, 2009, 03:18:25 PM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 19, 2009, 03:15:44 PM
Animal Crossing is so cool. Its very much enjoyable if you can give yourself goals and stick to em.
At least you admit that it isn't a game

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar
Dreamcast was pretty cool, controller sucked though.
wtf, it was better than DualShock and the cube controller last gen

Of course its a non-game, the lack of obligations is a laid back concept is what I enjoy.

And archie, yes. :[ I wanted to get a pc with my stimulus check but there still wasn't anything affordable. Maybe if my credit limit increases I can find a way to afford one.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2009, 05:23:25 PM »

I have to agree that the dc controller was poop. Best controller last gen was a tie between the dual shock and controller s. This gen the 360 controller pretty much wins hands down.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:01:37 PM »

Controller S

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:03:59 PM »

Also, obviously the wiimote is the worst controller for any system, ever. ROB the robot is better.

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** March 20, 2009, 10:47:58 AM »

The worst part about the DC's controller was that it just felt so gratuitous. (A trait inherited by its successor the Xblob 180, at least before the S saved us.)

Third · « **Reply #44 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:59:12 PM »

Peggle rocks.

Dreamcast, Animal Crossing and especially Magic: The nerd Gathering sucks.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2009, 03:01:14 PM »

You post on a fringe forum bout games. There's nothing wrong with being a nerd and Magic tcg is a'ight. I just wouldn't be able to find folks to play with so I haven't done it in years.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2009, 04:17:10 PM »

in honor of corny, i named the main character in suikoden ds "Figurt"

Third · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:15:58 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 21, 2009, 03:01:14 PM

You post on a fringe forum bout games. There's nothing wrong with being a nerd and Magic tcg is a'ight. I just wouldn't be able to find folks to play with so I haven't done it in years.

I'm definitely not a nerd.
There's nothing nerdy about gaming, except for Nintendo gaming and playing with alternative pokemon cards. (aka magic)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:20:14 PM »

keep telling yourself that gaming isn't nerdy in general

Third · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:27:38 PM »

It depends.
If you're a shut in who plays games all the time and collects game-figures, then you're a nerd. imo

I own all handhelds and consoles, but I always buy all consoles because I'm afraid of getting bored. Not because I have to own them.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:33:26 PM »

that's pretty nerdy

Oblivion · « **Reply #51 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Third on March 21, 2009, 05:15:58 PM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 21, 2009, 03:01:14 PM
You post on a fringe forum bout games. There's nothing wrong with being a nerd and Magic tcg is a'ight. I just wouldn't be able to find folks to play with so I haven't done it in years.

I'm definitely not a nerd.
There's nothing nerdy about gaming, except for Nintendo gaming and playing with alternative pokemon cards. (aka magic)

Third · « **Reply #52 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:41:54 PM »

For me gaming is like watching a movie.
I can watch Star Wars, but you're a nerd if your whole room is full of Star Wars merchandise and you dress like the SW characters "for fun".
And just like with movies, I can't play a game for longer than two hours. With a few exceptions.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:47:05 PM »

Yup, we're all nerds. But there's no need to be a CREEPY nerd.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:54:19 PM »

Dreamcast was a great arcade system. The controller was crap but it didn't bother me much since I could use a joystick or PS2 adapter for most games.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:01:18 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 21, 2009, 05:42:11 PM

if you post on the bore, you're a fucking nerd, end of story.

AND if you post on the bore -and- play ac, you're a kiddy diddling figurt

/thread

drohne · « **Reply #56 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:56:04 PM »

'figurt' is a pretty good word and i'd be tempted to use it if it weren't coined by such an obvious kiddy diddling figurt

it's like norse for taco

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #57 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:57:48 PM »

what is the nerd hierarchy

who is god number one

The Sceneman · « **Reply #58 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:09:35 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2009, 06:57:48 PM

what is the nerd hierarchy

who is god number one

I have to admit, some of the people I encounter at Magic the Gathering tournaments are the biggest nerds Ive ever encountered. Fat, acne, nasally voices, track pants, all there

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Author Topic: I must just be a kiddie diddling figurt (Read 3911 times)