Author Topic: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]  (Read 989 times)

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Human Snorenado

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If you said "meth" and "snakes" then you win!

DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. TEXAS!  YEE HAW!

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JASPER, Texas — Deputies say they found a toddler wandering alone on a Texas street and methamphetamine and more than a dozen snakes in his mother's home.

Jasper County Sheriff Mitchell Newman told KFDM-TV that Tamara Jones has been charged with endangerment of a child by criminal neglect and possession of a controlled substance.

Neighbors reported the wandering toddler Tuesday afternoon, and a deputy tracked down Jones. In her Buna home, Newman says the deputy found a small amount of methamphetamine and as many as 16 snakes, one dead. Newman said one snake was about 8 feet long.
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tiesto

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Order meth, pay with snakes
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drohne

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i did guess 'meth' but man you'd almost have to be texan to have guessed 'snakes'

i never woulda guessed 'snakes'

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TVC15

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KMFDM is really branching out.  10 years ago I never would have expected them to own a local TV station in Texas. 
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Diunx

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I wish I had meth and snakes when I was a kid.
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Madrun Badrun

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Ya I feel deprived now.