[blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]

[Human Snorenado]

If you said "meth" and "snakes" then you win!

DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. TEXAS!  YEE HAW!

JASPER, Texas — Deputies say they found a toddler wandering alone on a Texas street and methamphetamine and more than a dozen snakes in his mother's home.

Jasper County Sheriff Mitchell Newman told KFDM-TV that Tamara Jones has been charged with endangerment of a child by criminal neglect and possession of a controlled substance.

Neighbors reported the wandering toddler Tuesday afternoon, and a deputy tracked down Jones. In her Buna home, Newman says the deputy found a small amount of methamphetamine and as many as 16 snakes, one dead. Newman said one snake was about 8 feet long.

[tiesto]

Order meth, pay with snakes

[drohne]

i did guess 'meth' but man you'd almost have to be texan to have guessed 'snakes'

i never woulda guessed 'snakes'

[Madrun Badrun]

Order meth, pay with snakes

 

[TVC15]

KMFDM is really branching out.  10 years ago I never would have expected them to own a local TV station in Texas. 

[Diunx]

I wish I had meth and snakes when I was a kid.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya I feel deprived now.