Author Topic: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ (Read 3020 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** March 21, 2009, 05:54:24 PM »

0/10

pluses:
- there's stats

minuses
- voice acting is 100 rpm and terrible
- i can't tell if buying an item is an improvement at the store
- ds graphics are terrible
- himu is a filthy towelhead

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:55:01 PM »

good review, do VP next A+

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:57:24 PM »

at low tech animu crap

What do you think of Drakensang and Sacred 2?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:57:55 PM »

vp covenant of the poo,

10/10

pluses:
- it's the only good tri-ace series
- it's a strat rpg
- stats
- soundtrack
- himu hasn't pimped it

minuses
- himu is still a dirty raghead

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:58:14 PM »

drakensang is 8/10
sacred 2 is 5/10

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:58:38 PM »

YOU MEAN ONLY GOOD TRI ACE GAME

SINGULAR

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:00:14 PM »

i am going to spackle your tonsils with my bloody cock cheese

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:00:30 PM »

Suikoden is dead.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:01:43 PM »

GRIM VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:01:49 PM »

did allah and mohammed tell you that while they were having gay sex

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:02:46 PM »

Quote

garrett says:
what is a towelhead
drinky says:
an arab muslim!
garrett says:
oh

smh, sand nukka doesn't even know his own peoples' slurs

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM »

What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:05:25 PM »

*cricket*

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:05:33 PM »

allah wants to put his fuck in your mouth, jinfash. and mohammed wants to spurt a hot greasy fatwa all over your tits.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:06:04 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM

What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

phantasy star portable!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 21, 2009, 06:06:04 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

phantasy star portable!

he said rpg, not sub-par diablo knock off

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:08:34 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 21, 2009, 06:07:05 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 21, 2009, 06:06:04 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

phantasy star portable!

he said rpg, not sub-par diablo knock off

gtfo, you tawdry quasi-ginger tart!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:11:57 PM »

lol u mad

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:13:28 PM »

oh yes, i mad

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:59:51 PM »

is this game really called tremor christ

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:02:23 PM »

tierkreis = tremor christ

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:03:28 PM »

will the sequel be called palsy jesus

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:04:11 PM »

Probably... and Himu will go distinguished mentally-challenged fellow over it as usual

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:15:08 PM »

There is a Stockhausen piece called Tierkreis, which I wish I could say I'd heard of before discovering that its Wikipedia page is in fact the first Google hit for Tierkreis. It is apparently German for the Zodiac, but I'd prefer to think the Suikoden game is named after the Stockhausen piece which of course makes it the coolest game title ever.

edit: the word apparently translates literally to "animal circle", which would make sense for Zodiac. i dunno where prole is getting the Jesus thing.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 21, 2009, 05:54:24 PM

- voice acting is 100 rpm and terrible
- i can't tell if buying an item is an improvement at the store

yeah the voice acting is like Speed Racer fast, what the fuck.

and you can use the "try out (?) equipment" option at the stores to see if whatever you're buying is an improvement compared to what you have equipped. still you'd figure that they'd at least have an in-game blurb to explain this shit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:25:37 PM »

Wait, prole, just like 3 hours ago you were telling me you were digging this?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:45:03 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:46:00 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 21, 2009, 07:15:08 PM

There is a Stockhausen piece called Tierkreis, which I wish I could say I'd heard of before discovering that its Wikipedia page is in fact the first Google hit for Tierkreis. It is apparently German for the Zodiac, but I'd prefer to think the Suikoden game is named after the Stockhausen piece which of course makes it the coolest game title ever.

edit: the word apparently translates literally to "animal circle", which would make sense for Zodiac. i dunno where prole is getting the Jesus thing.

because "tierkreis" sounds like "tremor christ" from pearl jam

drohne · « **Reply #28 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:49:57 PM »

and pearl jam in their explorations of the formal possibilities of a dude going 'HAAUUGGGH HAWWWWW HAUUUUGH' all the time are basically the new stockhausen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:06:30 PM »

Himuro's black balls still woefully unsucked.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:08:40 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM

What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

I liked Brave Story a lot, but I know others did not.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:29:44 PM »

I liked Brave Story in spite of the furry npc companions

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2009, 11:09:10 PM »

Brave Story was coo' but the shallowness of the game bored me once I got father into it.

drohne · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:47:20 AM »

i was hoping someone would be like 'what do you know about stockhausen anyway' and i would have been like 'sir, i don't know stockhausen from scheisshausen' but i guess it's not going to work out for me

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #34 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:52:07 AM »

It took me awhile to get used to playing as a tit head in Brave Story

it was pretty generic, but solid as far as PSP games go

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:06:26 PM »

i appreciated drohne's first stockhausen-related comment, fwiw

Akala · « **Reply #36 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:11:58 PM »

Quote from: drohne on March 22, 2009, 12:47:20 AM

i was hoping someone would be like 'what do you know about stockhausen anyway' and i would have been like 'sir, i don't know stockhausen from scheisshausen' but i guess it's not going to work out for me

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #37 on:** March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM »

I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Debaser · « **Reply #38 on:** March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM

I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:02:52 AM »

Quote from: Debaser on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.

Legend of Heroes series... Astonisha Story is turn-based right? And what about the Valhalla Knights games?

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:42:50 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 23, 2009, 10:02:52 AM

Quote from: Debaser on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.

Legend of Heroes series... Astonisha Story is turn-based right? And what about the Valhalla Knights games?

All garbage

tiesto · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:51:18 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 23, 2009, 10:42:50 AM

Quote from: tiesto on March 23, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
Quote from: Debaser on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.

Legend of Heroes series... Astonisha Story is turn-based right? And what about the Valhalla Knights games?

All garbage

No shit, but they fit his description (turn based RPG on the PSP)...

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2009, 11:02:15 AM »

Valhalla Knights isnt turn based

Diunx · « **Reply #43 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:06:05 PM »

This game looks horrible, and this is coming from a Suikoden fanboy.

Konami

Jansen · « **Reply #44 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:57:30 AM »

covenant of the plume is pretty badass

much better than this abortion of a suikoden game

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:44:18 AM »

deepest handheld RPG ever

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #46 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:38:15 AM »

just finished replaying the game and getting the 108 stars of whatever. ok game overall, didn't mind the voice acting as I'm a huge fan of terrible voice work anyways (i.e., Shenmue II)

bonus smug face:

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #47 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:50:10 AM »

Was your name really needed in the topic title? As if you aren't self-aggrandazing enough... :tsctsc

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM »

still haven't finished this

I only play it when i'm doing something else like taking a poop or watching letterman

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #49 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:51:05 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM

still haven't finished this

I only play it when i'm doing something else like taking a poop or watching letterman

deepest handheld rpg ever

Himu · « **Reply #50 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on April 20, 2009, 12:51:05 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
still haven't finished this

I only play it when i'm doing something else like taking a poop or watching letterman

deepest handheld rpg ever

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #51 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:20:42 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM

taking a poop or watching letterman

is there even a difference?

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Don Flamenco · « **Reply #52 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:24:11 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 20, 2009, 01:20:42 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
taking a poop or watching letterman

is there even a difference?

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They're actually quite similar...you feel immensely relieved when they're both over!

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Author Topic: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ (Read 3020 times)