Author Topic: TVC15 Dissociative Fugue World Tour 2009 (Read 1924 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** March 23, 2009, 06:57:56 PM »

Once all my auto woes have been paid off, I have decided to rip off some very good friends of mine and drive down US 101/Pacific Coast Highway. I shall drive until I can no longer recall who I really am and then I will do what comes naturally.

I am looking for advice on the trip. Things to see. Whatever. I will be driving alone, too, so stimulants will be routinely used. As will my precious, precious ambien.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:01:02 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 23, 2009, 06:59:45 PM

Come see Genghis Cohen

I heard they suck live.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:06:03 PM »

Go to the South Shore Mall in beautiful Aberdeen, WA. It changes lives.

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:06:35 PM »

Monterey Bay Aquarium is off of 1 and enjoyable.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:10:04 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on March 23, 2009, 07:06:03 PM

Go to the South Shore Mall in beautiful Aberdeen, WA. It changes lives.

I was too afraid to get out of my car in the Walmart parking lot in Aberdeen, dude!

Also, I want awesome pictures.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:10:23 PM »

Go to Big Sur, eat hallucinogens.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:13:01 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:10:04 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on March 23, 2009, 07:06:03 PM
Go to the South Shore Mall in beautiful Aberdeen, WA. It changes lives.

I was too afraid to get out of my car in the Walmart parking lot in Aberdeen, dude!

Also, I want awesome pictures.

It's the saddest mall in all existence. It's really worth visiting just as a reminder of how sad it must be to live in Aberdeen.

The wife and I are headed out to our cabin in Westport next weekend, we plan on stopping by.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:14:37 PM »

So no Dr. Who pinball?

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:15:09 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on March 23, 2009, 07:13:01 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:10:04 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on March 23, 2009, 07:06:03 PM
Go to the South Shore Mall in beautiful Aberdeen, WA. It changes lives.

I was too afraid to get out of my car in the Walmart parking lot in Aberdeen, dude!

Also, I want awesome pictures.

It's the saddest mall in all existence. It's really worth visiting just as a reminder of how sad it must be to live in Aberdeen.

The wife and I are headed out to our cabin in Westport next weekend, we plan on stopping by.

You sound like you want to set up a competition, child. I can guarantee, sight unseen, that I have seen sadder thins in Pennsylvania.

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2009, 07:14:37 PM

So no Dr. Who pinball?

I would need to hit Oregon. Portland might be a possible day one stopping point. Can I stay at your place?

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:20:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:15:09 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2009, 07:14:37 PM
So no Dr. Who pinball?

I would need to hit Oregon. Portland might be a possible day one stopping point. Can I stay at your place?

can we get a grant so that we could send a documentary crew to cover this?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:23:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:15:09 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on March 23, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:10:04 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on March 23, 2009, 07:06:03 PM
Go to the South Shore Mall in beautiful Aberdeen, WA. It changes lives.

I was too afraid to get out of my car in the Walmart parking lot in Aberdeen, dude!

Also, I want awesome pictures.

It's the saddest mall in all existence. It's really worth visiting just as a reminder of how sad it must be to live in Aberdeen.

The wife and I are headed out to our cabin in Westport next weekend, we plan on stopping by.

You sound like you want to set up a competition, child. I can guarantee, sight unseen, that I have seen sadder thins in Pennsylvania.

I believe you. But! For Western Washington, it's pretty sad.

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I would need to hit Oregon. Portland might be a possible day one stopping point. Can I stay at your place?

Go to Oregon for pretty pictures, especially their coastline. Much better than Washington.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:26:19 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 23, 2009, 07:20:26 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:15:09 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2009, 07:14:37 PM
So no Dr. Who pinball?

I would need to hit Oregon. Portland might be a possible day one stopping point. Can I stay at your place?

can we get a grant so that we could send a documentary crew to cover this?

I will bring some sort of video camera. Not a patch of skin will be missed. No pore shall go unexplored in lurid and mildly off-putting detail.

Quote from: distantmantra on March 23, 2009, 07:23:26 PM

Go to Oregon for pretty pictures, especially their coastline. Much better than Washington.

I do want to get pictures of some of those creepy Christian anti-Seattle billboards that are on the side of the road as you go south.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:27:47 PM »

visit me, I live like a mile off the 1

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:28:59 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 23, 2009, 07:27:47 PM

visit me, I live like a mile off the 1

You're also way far down. How long would it take me to drive to you?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:32:29 PM »

don't talk about my skiin

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:35:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:28:59 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 23, 2009, 07:27:47 PM
visit me, I live like a mile off the 1

You're also way far down. How long would it take me to drive to you?

uh like 3 days

if you make it this far though we could go to Tijuana tho

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:40:56 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 23, 2009, 07:35:24 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 23, 2009, 07:27:47 PM
visit me, I live like a mile off the 1

You're also way far down. How long would it take me to drive to you?

uh like 3 days

if you make it this far though we could go to Tijuana tho

I think Tijuana would probably kill TVC. Too much fun.

Eric P · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 23, 2009, 07:35:24 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 23, 2009, 07:27:47 PM
visit me, I live like a mile off the 1

You're also way far down. How long would it take me to drive to you?

uh like 3 days

if you make it this far though we could go to Tijuana tho

yeah, we'll def need that documentary crew.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:44:29 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 23, 2009, 07:40:56 PM

I think Tijuana would probably kill TVC. Too much fun.

the upside is you can puke in public all you want and no one will care

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:54:00 PM »

If I buy handguns in tijuana, can I legally shoot people there? Will they have my blood pressure medicine available at a discount? What about my ambien?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:07:24 PM »

Come to Michigan and meet Cheebs and I

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:12:37 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 07:54:00 PM

If I buy handguns in tijuana, can I legally shoot people there? Will they have my blood pressure medicine available at a discount? What about my ambien?

i would be disappointed to find out that you couldn't buy all those things in the same store in tijuana

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:17:16 PM »

patrl and tvc do tijuana would be amazing

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:17:42 PM »

Astoria in Oregon has The Goonies house and setting

Eureka is home to the wayward lost souls who want to disappear from the world and perhaps smoke a lot of pot.

I think Ft Bragg/Mendecino is doable from 101. Cliffside beaches, good photo area.

Santa Cruz and Monterey

Solvang is a dutch town

Oh and Petaluma has some nice fields for photos and near wine country for drunken debauchery

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:18:39 PM »

if you shoot someone in tijuana, dig the gold out of their teeth and send it to me

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:19:06 PM »

I want distantmantra to come along as my sort of Doctor Phil. Ask Doug, I clearly can't take care of myself and I haven't spent more than a day straight sober in more than a decade. Distantmantra, I need you to come along and make sure I do not die until the time is appropriate.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:25:03 PM »

If you go to Tijuana, bring a voice recorder. that would definitely make an awesome borecast segment.

etiolate · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:30:10 PM »

Mendocino:

Astoria:

Solvang:

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:30:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 23, 2009, 08:19:06 PM

I want distantmantra to come along as my sort of Doctor Phil. Ask Doug, I clearly can't take care of myself and I haven't spent more than a day straight sober in more than a decade. Distantmantra, I need you to come along and make sure I do not die until the time is appropriate.

Shit. Get some beers into me and I'll be joining you in the donkey show down in TJ.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:59:09 PM »

Even better, distantmantra. We make this shit educational. I sign up for the online version of the social psychology course, and I apply my adventures to my learnin'. What better way to learn social psychology than to drive up and down the coast and have people react to our wasted wrecked bodies?

Kara · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:14:57 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 23, 2009, 08:17:42 PM

Solvang is a dutch town

Once upon a time, now that's just veneer. You're better off riding It's a Small World at Disneyland than going to that place these days.

jiji · « **Reply #31 on:** March 24, 2009, 02:31:36 AM »

Keep an eye out for the burning cabin. Just don't shoot your wife like last time.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 24, 2009, 02:32:07 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 24, 2009, 02:26:42 AM

Still hitting up Coachella?

No, I can't do hot festivals. Plus I don't even know when I'm doing this. Being that I just registered for spring classes, it won't be until July/August.

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Author Topic: TVC15 Dissociative Fugue World Tour 2009 (Read 1924 times)