Author Topic: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker  (Read 1858 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Human Snorenado

  • Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski
  • Icon
yar

Barry Egan

  • The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 09:37:15 PM »
this man is a legend!

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 09:37:36 PM »
That is not the shamwow dude from the pictures, right?
« Last Edit: March 27, 2009, 09:40:11 PM by TVC 15 »
serge

Human Snorenado

  • Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 09:39:09 PM »
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.
yar

duckman2000

  • A lot of shit pisses me off
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 09:39:46 PM »
Well, considering that he earns a living yapping about stuff, I could see how he would react poorly to having his tongue bitten. But then, who kisses hookers?

Propagandhim

  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 09:40:50 PM »
Looks like he's the one that got beaten up..

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 09:41:05 PM »
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.



Holy shit.  Does he have leprosy or hepatitis or something?  His face looks like my liver.
serge

Barry Egan

  • The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 09:41:16 PM »
he must have slap chopped this hooker like crazy

Eel O'Brian

  • Southern Permasexual
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 09:41:47 PM »
hidin from me?

yeah you better hide
sup

Dickie Dee

  • It's not the band I hate, it's their fans.
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 09:42:54 PM »
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.

(Image removed from quote.)

Holy shit.  Does he have leprosy or hepatitis or something?  His face looks like my liver.

He's 44 years old, the faux-hawk lies.
___

Human Snorenado

  • Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 09:43:56 PM »
When I first saw the shamwow ad, I joked that I was pretty sure that I saw that dude at a rave back in 98 or 99.  He looks like he ate too many pills and did too much meth.
yar

Flannel Boy

  • classic millennial sex pickle
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM »
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Dickie Dee

  • It's not the band I hate, it's their fans.
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 09:48:07 PM »
In that picture you could always tell his head and face were some kind of fucked up parallelogram, it's funny now seeing the mugshot of the "other side".
___

Human Snorenado

  • Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2009, 09:48:33 PM »
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom?  Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out.  I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.
yar

Dickie Dee

  • It's not the band I hate, it's their fans.
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2009, 09:50:09 PM »
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom?  Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out.  I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.

I'd have to be the fat sheik in Taken buying a nubile virgin to even think about it. Hookers freak me out even walking past them.
___

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »


Man, why did he need a hooker in the first place.  I shoulda wrote him in rather than throwing my vote away on obomba.
serge

Human Snorenado

  • Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2009, 09:52:24 PM »
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom?  Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out.  I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.

I'd have to be the fat sheik in Taken buying a nubile virgin to even think about it. Hookers freak me out even walking past them.

Check out your local escorts on Craigslist.  Some of the ones in Wilmington don't look that bad!
yar

Flannel Boy

  • classic millennial sex pickle
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2009, 09:58:46 PM »
I wouldn't wear a condom if I had the chance to sleep with Flannel Girl. Hell, she could tell me she had a strain of super-AIDS that kills you in weeks, and I still wouldn't wear one. 

Tired of Flannel Girl?
Support the Ban Malek fund.


Ban Malek
De-Admin Demi
Leper Kosma

recursivelyenumerable

  • you might think that; I couldn't possibly comment
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2009, 09:59:52 PM »
Someone approached me on the street recently and asked me if I knew where to find a prostitute.  I guess I now look like the sort of guy who would know where to find prostitutes.   :-\
QED

Flannel Boy

  • classic millennial sex pickle
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2009, 10:02:12 PM »


edit 2: that was stupid.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2009, 10:15:28 PM by Malek »

Joe Molotov

  • I'm much more humble than you would understand.
  • Administrator
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2009, 10:06:48 PM »
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

The only protection he needs is his fist upside her face.
©@©™

Barry Egan

  • The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2009, 10:12:05 PM »
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

The only protection he needs is his fist upside her face.

and, apparently, a mouth guard.

recursivelyenumerable

  • you might think that; I couldn't possibly comment
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2009, 10:18:30 PM »
Quote
edit 2: that was stupid.

I was flattered
QED

Flannel Boy

  • classic millennial sex pickle
  • Icon
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2009, 10:20:29 PM »
Quote
edit 2: that was stupid.

I was flattered
my god damned shrink has forced me to become sensitive to others. Even though I meant no malice and was only referencing your infamous photo, I still felt shitty about my comments.

LOL



recursivelyenumerable

  • you might think that; I couldn't possibly comment
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2009, 10:25:25 PM »
well, I couldn't resist that reply as it's generically funny but I guess it's also kinda vile and misogynist huh
QED

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2009, 11:03:14 PM »
McNulty?
010

drohne

  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2009, 12:47:08 AM »
shamwow has crazy priority and does tons of damage -- stupid of her to go for a tonguebite when he had ultra

drohne

  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2009, 12:48:17 AM »
Someone approached me on the street recently and asked me if I knew where to find a prostitute.  I guess I now look like the sort of guy who would know where to find prostitutes.   :-\

this happened to me and traumatized me when i was 17, mainly because it wasn't clear if the dude thought i knew where to find prostitutes or thought i was a prostitute

DJ_Tet

  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2009, 02:08:40 PM »
Welp, that settles it.


ShamWow Guy >>>>> Billy Mays
TIT

drew

  • sy
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2009, 07:14:15 PM »
you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2009, 07:24:22 PM »
He looks so different than he does on tv.
IYKYK

Dickie Dee

  • It's not the band I hate, it's their fans.
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2009, 07:57:08 PM »
He looks so different than he does on tv.


World crumbling...
___

ferrarimanf355

  • I have the cutest car on The Bore
  • Senior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2009, 09:46:00 PM »
you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! I YELL ALL THE TIME!  :-\
500

Lone

  • Junior Member
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2009, 11:43:12 AM »
"We're going to make America better, one Slap at a time"

Great Rumbler

  • Dab on the sinners
  • Global Moderator
Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2009, 05:10:42 PM »
you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! I YELL ALL THE TIME!  :-\

"We'll show you that there's more to selling than just the yelling!"
dog