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Bocsius

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Purina People Chow
« on: March 29, 2009, 09:07:44 PM »
Sign me up.

I'm tired of eating. It's boring. Repetitive. And usually not healthy. I've said it before, probably made a thread about it before (but not here), but a dry cereal diet should be the way to go. If it's good enough for man's best friend and the little furball man's best friend loves to chase, it should be good enough for man's best friend's owner.

Purina People Chow. Who's with me?

duckman2000

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 09:08:26 PM »
I just successfully cooked some catfish. Eating is awesome.

Bocsius

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 09:15:16 PM »
Need I remind you that you promoted Haze?

Fresh Prince

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 09:20:15 PM »
You sound like a candidate for nutraloaf.
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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 09:23:01 PM »
You sound like a candidate for nutraloaf.

Somebody's gotta take one for the team.

Also, will this diet be affecting your cola intake, Bocsius?
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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 09:24:33 PM »
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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 09:24:42 PM »
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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 09:26:56 PM »
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Bocsius

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 09:27:18 PM »
Also, will this diet be affecting your cola intake, Bocsius?

Absolutely not. Heaven forbid.

Diunx

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 10:01:18 PM »
I'm eating a hot dog right now.
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Bocsius

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 10:04:29 PM »
I'm finishing off a bowl of Fruity Cheerios.

No milk, of course.

Fresh Prince

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 10:06:54 PM »
You sound like a candidate for nutraloaf.

Somebody's gotta take one for the team.

Also, will this diet be affecting your cola intake, Bocsius?
Dice some nutralof, put it in the oven and bake it; there's your dry cereal.
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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 10:28:37 PM »
Sign me up.

I'm tired of eating. It's boring. Repetitive. And usually not healthy. I've said it before, probably made a thread about it before (but not here), but a dry cereal diet should be the way to go. If it's good enough for man's best friend and the little furball man's best friend loves to chase, it should be good enough for man's best friend's owner.

Purina People Chow. Who's with me?


(1) If you find eating regular food--with the potential for thousands of different meals--to be boring and repetitive, then wouldn't eating dry cereal three times a day, every single day, cause you to fall into a coma?
(2) Dogs have no choice.
(3) Dogs lick their own buttholes.

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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 10:40:36 PM »
Sign me up.

I'm tired of eating. It's boring. Repetitive. And usually not healthy. I've said it before, probably made a thread about it before (but not here), but a dry cereal diet should be the way to go. If it's good enough for man's best friend and the little furball man's best friend loves to chase, it should be good enough for man's best friend's owner.

Purina People Chow. Who's with me?

Seriously?  That's like people who wish they didn't need to sleep, reasoning that they could get so much done with the extra hours.  We're humans not robots.
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Re: Purina People Chow
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 10:45:25 PM »
Told ya, Boscios is a complete bore. Probably gets bored jerking off too
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