Sign me up.
I'm tired of eating. It's boring. Repetitive. And usually not healthy. I've said it before, probably made a thread about it before (but not here), but a dry cereal diet should be the way to go. If it's good enough for man's best friend and the little furball man's best friend loves to chase, it should be good enough for man's best friend's owner.
Purina People Chow. Who's with me?