Author Topic: The Official Evilbore MLB '09 Regular Season Thread of Bleeding Ulcers (Read 18282 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #360 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:53:22 PM »

lol oliver perez

OMAR COMPARED VERLANDER TO OLIVER PEREZ OMG

pollo · « **Reply #361 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:55:12 PM »

JEFF DUCKING THE PAYROLL QUESTION AGAIN!!

Verlander comp.

pollo · « **Reply #362 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:58:37 PM »

DANIEL MURPHY METS 1st BASEMAN 2010!!!

comps Murphy to Youkilis.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #363 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:59:15 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #364 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:59:31 PM »

Is that ridiculous because Youkilis is a shit player or?

pollo · « **Reply #365 on:** October 05, 2009, 07:05:42 PM »

It's ridiculous because Murphy is a shitty AAAA player who posted a 94 OPS+ AT FIRST BASE.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #366 on:** October 05, 2009, 07:07:49 PM »

WOw, is there not a met player who doesnt suck not named Oliver Perez

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #367 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:08:17 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2009, 06:43:40 PM

3-year, $27 mil contract for Francoeur confirmed.

Have fun with that!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #368 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:11:30 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on October 05, 2009, 06:59:31 PM

Is that ridiculous because Youkilis is a shit player or?

Jesus you are like criminally stupid. I can think of plenty of teams that would want a "shit player" that hits .300, gets on base at a .400 clip, slugs .500 and hits about 25-30 hrs with around 100 rbis a year. Show me where on the doll Youkilis touched you, because there's no other reason to dislike him.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #369 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:16:54 PM »

Red Sux fans

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #370 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:17:14 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 05, 2009, 10:08:17 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2009, 06:43:40 PM
3-year, $27 mil contract for Francoeur confirmed.

Have fun with that!

It was a joke prediction...that will probably come true. Minaya was talking about how much he loves how Frenchy plays the game.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #371 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:31:21 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on October 05, 2009, 10:16:54 PM

Red Sux fans

I'm a Braves fan, you idiot. However, I'm a Braves fan that can read stat lines. Go ahead and tell me again why Youkilis sucks? Oh you can't. STFU, turdburglar.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #372 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:33:47 PM »

He's jewish and he shakes his ass when he bats

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #373 on:** October 06, 2009, 09:59:24 PM »

Anyone else watching the DET-MIN game? What a nail biter...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #374 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:13:58 PM »

Yeah, I've been watching it the whole time. Fucking amazing game. Somehow one-game playoffs are always awesome.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #375 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:16:04 PM »

I still vividly remember running home after school to catch the end of the Seattle vs. California playoff in 1995. What an awesome game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #376 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:18:40 PM »

I'm listening on radio!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #377 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:18:47 PM »

Mets-Reds 1999 Wild Card playoff game, baby.

Himu · « **Reply #378 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:19:29 PM »

this minnesota and detroit game is AWESOME

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #379 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:20:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2009, 10:18:40 PM

I'm listening on radio!

It's 1930 all over again.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #380 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:21:13 PM »

I've been watching TBS' coverage... I can't believe we don't have the HD feed of this yet...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #381 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:21:58 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on October 06, 2009, 10:21:13 PM

I've been watching TBS' coverage... I can't believe we don't have the HD feed of this yet...

Ouch, that sucks. The only channel I'd want in HD that I don't currently have on FiOS is AMC.

Himu · « **Reply #382 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:22:32 PM »

I'm watching in sd too =/

Damn college dorms!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #383 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:23:16 PM »

So I'm the only person watching in 720p HD?

Himu · « **Reply #384 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:25:30 PM »

I bet this game will end in the 13th

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #385 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:25:47 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 10:21:58 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on October 06, 2009, 10:21:13 PM
I've been watching TBS' coverage... I can't believe we don't have the HD feed of this yet...

Ouch, that sucks. The only channel I'd want in HD that I don't currently have on FiOS is AMC.

Comcast has been screwing over Seattle residents. All the suburbs and nearby towns have had tons of additional HD channels for months now, including TBS HD, AMC HD and even most of the Canadian broadcast networks in HD. I pay the same price as my parents, but they get about 25 additional HD channels at no extra cost. We'll be lucky to get them before the end of the year. We're supposed to get them by November 3rd, but I'm not holding my breath...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #386 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:29:02 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on October 06, 2009, 10:25:47 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on October 06, 2009, 10:21:13 PM
I've been watching TBS' coverage... I can't believe we don't have the HD feed of this yet...

Ouch, that sucks. The only channel I'd want in HD that I don't currently have on FiOS is AMC.

Comcast has been screwing over Seattle residents. All the suburbs and nearby towns have had tons of additional HD channels for months now, including TBS HD, AMC HD and even most of the Canadian broadcast networks in HD. I pay the same price as my parents, but they get about 25 additional HD channels at no extra cost. We'll be lucky to get them before the end of the year. We're supposed to get them by November 3rd, but I'm not holding my breath...

Good luck with that, sir.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #387 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:29:08 PM »

Don Kelly?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #388 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:31:02 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #389 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:31:26 PM »

Grazed his jersey? Whoops.

edit: I have never heard a baseball announcer use the term "fisted" more than TBS' crew tonight.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #390 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:33:33 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on October 06, 2009, 10:31:26 PM

Grazed his jersey? Whoops.

edit: I have never heard a baseball announcer use the term "fisted" more than TBS' crew tonight.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #391 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:37:25 PM »

Holy crap, what a game. What a game.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #392 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:39:13 PM »

I think we all know what activity is going to take place tonight at the distantmantra household.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #393 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:41:36 PM »

Quote from: Malek on October 06, 2009, 10:39:13 PM

I think we all know what activity is going to take place tonight at the distantmantra household.

I actually have the flu, so no. Nothing will be happening tonight.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #394 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:45:18 PM »

Twins

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #395 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:45:52 PM »

Twins win!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #396 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:51:16 PM »

And with that, a bunch of Detroit Tigers 2009 AL Central Division Champions shirts and hats will be making their way to needy children in Africa...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #397 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:52:35 PM »

Twins don't deserve it. THey suck.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #398 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:57:27 PM »

Tigers

Mauer

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #399 on:** October 07, 2009, 06:26:31 PM »

Cliff Lee almost threw a shutout.

I have ZERO hope of the Mets finishing on top of the NL East next year. Phillies are going to roll over the division again.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #400 on:** October 07, 2009, 07:33:25 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2009, 06:26:31 PM

Cliff Lee almost threw a shutout.

I have ZERO hope of the Mets finishing on top of the NL East next year. Phillies are going to roll over the division again.

Braves will be good again too. Then as long as we hire a halfway competent manager we'll be great in 2011.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #401 on:** October 07, 2009, 07:40:51 PM »

So we're both looking forward to 2011.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #402 on:** October 07, 2009, 07:50:08 PM »

Who gives a shit about the NLOL when you have the Tampa Bay Rays being glorious once again in 2011.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #403 on:** October 07, 2009, 07:50:22 PM »

2010(*************

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