Author Topic: Holy god Wolverine is bad. But Punisher: War Zone RULES (Read 1255 times)

GilloD · « **on:** April 04, 2009, 02:19:28 AM »

Wolverine is horrible. Really bad. There are about ten thousand plot destorying holes, horrocious acting, bad pacing, weird cameos, mangling of characters. It's easily the worst movie I've seen in years.

[spoilers]
Wolverine, the man with super smell and senses can't tell that his wife is covered in fake blood? Also, I have no idea why she pretended to be dead.

Also, ADAMNATIUM BULLETS IS THE GREATEST NEW LOL PLOT DEVICE. They make him lose his memory? Why exactly? Also, we never learn why Sabertooth and Wolverine hate each other. Except that Vietnam drove Sabertooth crazy? What? [/spoiler]

Punisher: War Zone, however, is the best that it could be. Fucking awesome action, bad ass characters, great tone. And a pretty film to boot. Nice colors. Good commentary track, too.

But, god. Wolverine is like. Ed Wood.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:20:18 AM »

horrocious

GilloD · « **Reply #2 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:28:40 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on April 04, 2009, 02:22:43 AM

Awww man. I had high hopes for Wolverine.

No, it's bad. It's really bad. Like Batman & Robin bad. Worse, even.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:34:33 AM »

I watched it and was speechless at what I was witnessing.

Apparently, at least according to AICN, this was the cut that prompted even Fox to realize what a giant steamer had just been released and made them to order re-shoots.

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:38:13 AM »

the best part of War Zone is when the dude is doing a somersault onto a rooftop from another rooftop and punisher shoots a missile at him

edit: and it hits him

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:56:57 AM »

Wolverine is the most offensive movie I have seen in years.

Punisher is fucking awesome, I hope they continue the series as direct to video movies.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:37:57 AM »

I didn't think Wolverine was that bad, and it was certainly better than the last Rattner abortion.

Veidt · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:49:56 AM »

I hate to disagree. But no, Wolverine was great for a Marvel film. That's right. I fuckin' liked it better then Ironman. Best X-men film I've seen. Don't hate me for that. It's called taste.
The intro was awesome, but Gambit was absolutely shit. So was the fact that Deadpool was in the film for only 5 minutes.

okay...so maybe the film was not that good... Infact, it was bad

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:52:54 AM »

Quote from: Veidt on April 04, 2009, 09:49:56 AM

I hate to disagree. But no, Wolverine was great for a Marvel film. That's right. I fuckin' liked it better then Ironman. Best X-men film I've seen. Don't hate me for that. It's called taste.
The intro was awesome, but Gambit was absolutely shit. So was the fact that Deadpool was in the film for only 5 minutes.

okay...so maybe the film was not that good... Infact, it was bad

Marvel has had a pretty good track record so far of making their own movies.

Saying this is better than Iron Man, wtf smh. I'm getting near done with idiots saying dumb shit just because they can.

Veidt · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2009, 10:20:44 AM »

That's right. I didn't like Ironman. I don't like RDj.That's why.

Grecco · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2009, 10:28:53 AM »

Iron Man was awesome. Punisher was awesome (But the ending wtf) but Wolverine sucked ass.

GilloD · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:31:42 AM »

Quote from: Veidt on April 04, 2009, 09:49:56 AM

I hate to disagree. But no, Wolverine was great for a Marvel film. That's right. I fuckin' liked it better then Ironman. Best X-men film I've seen. Don't hate me for that. It's called taste.
The intro was awesome, but Gambit was absolutely shit. So was the fact that Deadpool was in the film for only 5 minutes.

okay...so maybe the film was not that good... Infact, it was bad

I called up NASA to ask them to calculate how universally wrong you are and IT BROKE THEIR COMPUTER

Veidt · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:42:08 AM »

Good one

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:14:24 PM »

im wondering if i should just download the workprint or wait for an r5/screener

i hear there's 14 minutes missing and green screen effects? what say you guys?

JJR · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:06:36 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on April 04, 2009, 02:22:43 AM

Awww man. I had high hopes for Wolverine.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:11:37 PM »

Warzone is even worse than Wolverine.

GilloD · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2009, 05:17:02 PM »

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on April 04, 2009, 12:14:24 PM

im wondering if i should just download the workprint or wait for an r5/screener

i hear there's 14 minutes missing and green screen effects? what say you guys?

The missing effects are hilarious.

Yeti · « **Reply #17 on:** April 06, 2009, 01:27:55 AM »

I kind of want to download the workprint so I can watch it after watching the actual movie.

I'll probably need a laugh after watching the actual movie. $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** April 06, 2009, 01:50:16 AM »

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on April 04, 2009, 12:14:24 PM

im wondering if i should just download the workprint or wait for an r5/screener

i hear there's 14 minutes missing and green screen effects? what say you guys?

When Deadpool dies, you are treated with a horrible 3D unfinished scene of lasers shooting out of it

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2009, 01:51:51 AM »

Quote from: GilloD on April 04, 2009, 02:19:28 AM

But, god. Wolverine is like. Ed Wood.

Holy fuck now I have to watch it.

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