I do in fact act like this in real-life, albeit
marginally more diplomatically if it's my boss talkin' to me. I also managed to score dates consistently, and somehow got married despite being poor at the time and of average looks, so I think I got ya beat on that one.
And I don't think you get "self-deprecating sense of humor," Mister Bates, although I'm quite certain you get the "self-deprecating" part.
EDIT: Oops, forgot I slammed my boss for sucking at Halo.
