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CrystalGemini

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #60 on: December 07, 2006, 04:41:58 AM »
Girls like bad boys thinking they'll change.  Likewise, girls like nice boys thinking they'll never change...

It's that simple.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #61 on: December 07, 2006, 05:22:49 AM »
Yeah well like, Jean totally dug Logan and he was a fucking douchebag.

So the moral of the story is:  Be whatever you want.  If you're not a beautifully rugged man that can heal in seconds and make GIANT FUCKING METAL CLAWS come out of your hands, the battle's already lost.

Also, comic book women apparently love persistance.

Because he's Wolverine, omgeeee! You would go for him too, admit it  :D
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #62 on: December 07, 2006, 05:28:43 AM »
These threads always make me want to go hang myself. Christ.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #63 on: December 07, 2006, 08:56:51 AM »
you're not gonna start getting girls if you act like an asshole.  you'll just seem disgruntled and lame.  you have to find out a strategy that works for you, and you are comfortable with.

As for Phoenix, you are talking nonsense.  You are still in college.  Don't take time off to get yourself together.  Don't be content with the fact that you're not getting chicks.  This is the time to be chasing skirts.  It might seem tough, but it won't get any easier than this.  Don't feel like you're compromising your values by getting drunk and hooking up with other drunk people.

I think you were the one who said you were living in an off campus house.  I would highly suggest throwing parties.  Simply having an acceptable, "cool" reason to hang out with a girl is so important.  Girls are reluctant to hang out with guys they don't know very well, becuase it's awkward, and they don't want to worry about sending the wrong signals if they're not sure if they like you.  If you tell them to come to your party, they won't have to worry about these things, and you get to hang out with them.  Plus, half the battle of getting laid is getting a girl back to your house. 

The quantity and quality of girls I have been hooking up with this year has increased almost exponentially since I started throwing parties.

I don't want to compromise my views on this just to get laid though.

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #64 on: December 07, 2006, 09:12:39 AM »
If PD throws a party, I'm crashing it. :-[
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #65 on: December 07, 2006, 09:43:05 AM »


I don't want to compromise my views on this just to get laid though.


Hook up with girls at a Bible Camp then.  :hyper

Half the battle is getting them bored enough to want to have sex with us.  Giggity Giggity Goo.

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #66 on: December 07, 2006, 10:00:17 AM »
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #67 on: December 07, 2006, 10:33:03 AM »
 :D
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2006, 10:52:54 AM »
:D

Money.  The word you're looking for is money.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #69 on: December 07, 2006, 12:34:54 PM »
Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #70 on: December 07, 2006, 12:35:24 PM »
:D

Money.  The word you're looking for is money.
No... it's the newfound confidence he has. Yeah... that's it.

Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!
Saying women only care about money is like saying men only care about breasts. Women care about other things and men care about other things, but the bigger the bra size and the bigger the wallet the happier both sexes are.
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Himu

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #71 on: December 07, 2006, 12:37:18 PM »
I thought it was because he was a hot muffin stud.  :-[
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #72 on: December 07, 2006, 12:39:46 PM »
NOEZ! IM A VICTIM OF BEING NICE NOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZZ
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Himu

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2006, 12:41:24 PM »
This thread had fucking nothing to do with relationships at all. God damn you PD.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2006, 12:46:28 PM »
NOEZ! IM A VICTIM OF BEING NICE NOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZZ
I'm not especially nice. I am almost never around people and I don't meet many women. I'm also painfully shy and I'm not one to pick up women I don't know. So my problems with the other sex have nothing to do with being too nice or even being too poor (since one's current financial situation isn't really important for college women).

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #75 on: December 07, 2006, 12:50:53 PM »
I'm a nice boy.

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #76 on: December 07, 2006, 01:07:01 PM »
:D

Money.  The word you're looking for is money.


money only gets you the wrong kind of women, being a nice guy will get you the right kind just might take a little more time.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #77 on: December 07, 2006, 01:09:52 PM »
 8)
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« Reply #78 on: December 07, 2006, 01:16:02 PM »
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« Reply #79 on: December 07, 2006, 01:17:19 PM »
 8) 8)
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #80 on: December 07, 2006, 01:18:53 PM »
Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!

lolz internet personality psycho-analyzing and making assumptions about people and never actually taking in a goddamned thing anyone might say in response to his rantings because he's too busy being the sole arbiter of how to BE AWESOME PEOPLE
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2006, 01:23:07 PM »
Bitter Boogie.

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2006, 01:23:56 PM »
WHOA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2006, 01:25:28 PM »
Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!

lolz internet personality psycho-analyzing and making assumptions about people and never actually taking in a goddamned thing anyone might say in response to his rantings because he's too busy being the sole arbiter of how to BE AWESOME PEOPLE

:rofl Dunno where that came from, but funny nonetheless.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2006, 01:28:56 PM »
Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!

lolz internet personality psycho-analyzing and making assumptions about people and never actually taking in a goddamned thing anyone might say in response to his rantings because he's too busy being the sole arbiter of how to BE AWESOME PEOPLE
:lol
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2006, 01:30:52 PM »
He's the sole arbiter? Or maybe he's just a voice of the larger community of folks actually SOMEWHAT SATISFIED with their existence, and utterly fucking tired of your defeatist attitude?

You whiny duders aren't "nice". You don't know what nice is. You're just playing the pussy victim wah wah card. Man the fuck up. The reason you don't get dates isn't because you're "too nice" (which is so self-deluded as to be laughable); you aren't getting dates because you have some sort of social dysfunction that you're gonna hafta seriously confront and work on -- in your case, Boogie, a relaxed sense of humor and self-deprecation might be a good start.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2006, 01:33:51 PM »
EVILBORE: WE KNOW DRAMA
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2006, 01:35:15 PM »
He's the sole arbiter? Or maybe he's just a voice of the larger community of folks actually SOMEWHAT SATISFIED with their existence, and utterly fucking tired of your defeatist attitude?

You folks aren't "nice". You don't know what nice is. You're just playing the pussy victim wah wah card. Man the fuck up.

yes drinky you am right, all i do is make threads all day whining about how much my life sucks and what a loser I am.  i just stay inside all day and post on the internet.  maybe if I went outside once in a while, my life would be different, rite?

maybe you should tell me to hit the gym, too.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2006, 01:36:40 PM »
I don't know what crawled up Boogie's ass, but the dude's on fire today. 8)
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Bacon

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2006, 01:36:50 PM »
I'm not saying Boogie isn't nice, but if he can't get a girl it probably isn't because he is a nice guy. Perhaps he is just a bore who isn't very charming.

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #90 on: December 07, 2006, 01:36:56 PM »
given that response, i'd suggest you stop bein' so fuckin' intense and scaring the folk out of people you meet in casual environments -- psycho!
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #91 on: December 07, 2006, 01:37:06 PM »
i have a defeatist attitude. look where i am now.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #92 on: December 07, 2006, 01:37:14 PM »
a relaxed sense of humor and self-deprecation might be a good start.
Hey, I have a shitload of that!
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #93 on: December 07, 2006, 01:39:12 PM »
given that response, i'd suggest you stop bein' so fuckin' intense and scaring the folk out of people you meet in casual environments -- psycho!

yes, because everyone acts exactly like they do on the internet in real life!  Just like you, rite Drinky?  taco.

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you aren't getting dates because you have some sort of social dysfunction that you're gonna hafta seriously confront and work on -- in your case, Boogie, a relaxed sense of humor and self-deprecation might be a good start.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME TO GET A SELF-DEPRECATING SENESE OF HUMOUR  :o
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #94 on: December 07, 2006, 01:39:31 PM »
I sure hate all these relationship threads Himuro starts ;)

Also, boogie wishes he was awesome instead of a whiner.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #95 on: December 07, 2006, 01:39:32 PM »
Boogie should channel that rage into charm, then he'd get all the ladies!
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #96 on: December 07, 2006, 01:39:53 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #97 on: December 07, 2006, 01:41:17 PM »
This is awesome.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #98 on: December 07, 2006, 01:41:26 PM »
He's the sole arbiter? Or maybe he's just a voice of the larger community of folks actually SOMEWHAT SATISFIED with their existence, and utterly fucking tired of your defeatist attitude?

You folks aren't "nice". You don't know what nice is. You're just playing the pussy victim wah wah card. Man the fuck up.

yes drinky you am right, all i do is make threads all day whining about how much my life sucks and what a loser I am.  i just stay inside all day and post on the internet.  maybe if I went outside once in a while, my life would be different, rite?

maybe you should tell me to hit the gym, too.

Yeah, I think they mistook you for Demon.
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Himu

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #99 on: December 07, 2006, 01:41:32 PM »
I sure hate all these relationship threads Himuro starts ;)

 :(

Fuck Phoenix Dark.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #100 on: December 07, 2006, 01:42:13 PM »
I do in fact act like this in real-life, albeit marginally more diplomatically if it's my boss talkin' to me. I also managed to score dates consistently, and somehow got married despite being poor at the time and of average looks, so I think I got ya beat on that one.

And I don't think you get "self-deprecating sense of humor," Mister Bates, although I'm quite certain you get the "self-deprecating" part.

EDIT: Oops, forgot I slammed my boss for sucking at Halo. :(



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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #101 on: December 07, 2006, 01:42:50 PM »
This thread just got awesome, quit yer bitching! :D
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #102 on: December 07, 2006, 01:44:03 PM »
I believe I can offer a glimpse into Boogie's first relationship:

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #103 on: December 07, 2006, 01:45:25 PM »
OMG AWESOMEEEEEE!
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #104 on: December 07, 2006, 01:45:54 PM »


And I don't think you get "self-deprecating sense of humor," Mister Bates, although I'm quite certain you get the "self-deprecating" part.



sure thing, duder.  Just keep pretending you know everything about me, and I won't bother trying to break into your own special world again.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #105 on: December 07, 2006, 01:46:24 PM »
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #106 on: December 07, 2006, 01:47:03 PM »
I believe I can offer a glimpse into Boogie's first relationship:

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #107 on: December 07, 2006, 01:47:29 PM »
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

Boogie is all ARGGGGGGH ARRRRRRGH RAGE and Drinky is all HAY GUYS, YOU'RE NOT SO SPECIAL and MrAngryFace is all I'M FINE JUSTY BEING ALONE and everyone else is all HAHAHAHAHA...

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #108 on: December 07, 2006, 01:47:53 PM »
BOOGIE: If you were AWESOME you wouldnt slam being AWESOME


In short:


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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #109 on: December 07, 2006, 01:49:16 PM »
Is purple drank gonna be another lame EvilBore meme, then? :/
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #110 on: December 07, 2006, 01:49:43 PM »
That picture just scares the fuck out of me, really.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #111 on: December 07, 2006, 01:50:08 PM »
YOU DONT KNOW ME DOUG NONE OF YOU KNOW ME

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #112 on: December 07, 2006, 01:50:16 PM »
You take that back Dark shake!!You know nothing about purple drank!!!

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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #113 on: December 07, 2006, 01:50:35 PM »
I'm so glad I can't read Dark Shake posts. :hyper
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #114 on: December 07, 2006, 01:50:39 PM »
I think we've uncovered the latest EPISODE OF EVILBORE!
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #115 on: December 07, 2006, 01:50:51 PM »
BOOGIE: If you were AWESOME you wouldnt slam being AWESOME


In short:


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like I said.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #116 on: December 07, 2006, 01:50:55 PM »
Am I awesome? Please validate me. I'm being serious.
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #117 on: December 07, 2006, 01:51:10 PM »
I'm so glad Drinky can't read my posts. :hyper
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« Reply #118 on: December 07, 2006, 01:51:20 PM »
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Re: Being nice doesn't pay off
« Reply #119 on: December 07, 2006, 01:51:27 PM »
YOU ARE AWESOME DEMI!
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