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Eel O'Brian

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Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« on: April 18, 2009, 08:50:33 PM »
I started installing this around 5 this afternoon, and thought I had all the crazy updating of my previous experience covered with patches I had previously downloaded and saved for future reinstalls

but oooooooooooooohhh no

turns out there were around ten more patches to download, and in the last download I had to install some sort of bullshit torrent client which moves at a crawl

it's now quarter to 8 here, and I'm still not finished

i give up, fuck this game forever, I'm uninstalling it

company of heroes was a good game they fucked into a bad game with too many patches and a bunch of bullshit hoops you have to jump through just to play it
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demi

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 09:14:53 PM »
Maybe one of the patches has free maps.
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 09:29:42 PM »
The problem was that they stuck with a system of dependent updates and never moved to a cumulative update plan-right now there should be a cumulative update for CoH to OF, CoH to Tales of Valor, OF to Tales of Valor, and any patches released on top of the Tales of Valor version to the current live update.
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2009, 09:38:33 PM »
What were your thoughts on DoW2, Frag?
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2009, 09:44:50 PM »
What were your thoughts on DoW2, Frag?

I haven't bought it yet. I was a HUGE fan of Dawn of War (played it to death) and don't like how glaringly limited the metagame was in beta and haven't looked at it again ever since. I just didn't think that it demanded enough meaningful decisions from the player in 1v1, it's a much better game in 3v3 but I'm not a fan of team multiplayer.
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2009, 09:45:52 PM »
PC gaming :piss2

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »
Maybe one of the patches has free maps.

i think they do, actually
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demi

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2009, 09:57:22 PM »
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2009, 10:00:27 PM »
hey, getting my fourth 360 back monday

stick to your wagglesticks, rrod, 599 us dollars, paying $10 more per game, and being charged for updates and patches, console tards

even with shit like this pc gaming is the better bargain
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2009, 10:03:14 PM »
i just patched to i think 1.60

because thats the only version that works with hamachi  :P
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2009, 10:17:22 PM »
hey, getting my fourth 360 back monday

stick to your wagglesticks, rrod, 599 us dollars, paying $10 more per game, and being charged for updates and patches, console tards

even with shit like this pc gaming is the better bargain

I just bought Far Cry 2 for $2.50 and this is the grief I get.

PC gaming, smh.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2009, 10:24:12 PM »
you can play it with your 360 controller!
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2009, 10:25:23 PM »
If I wanted the superior experience I would have just got the 360 version instead. But the acheivements suck so I dont want it on my gamercard. PC version it is
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2009, 10:31:06 PM »
free stuff

community mods

better graphics

much cheaper

more options for controls

superior experience, heh  :smug
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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2009, 10:35:10 PM »
steam :bow
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demi

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2009, 10:35:43 PM »
Sounds like fluff that is not required for the core experience
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2009, 10:37:42 PM »
Since when do patches cost money on consoles

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2009, 10:44:50 PM »
does the ipod touch count?

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2009, 12:31:32 AM »
Sounds like fluff that is not required for the core experience

It is.  The core experience of Company of Heroes is in fact the patching, installing, and reinstalling.   

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2009, 12:45:12 AM »
I want to play this one day, but WWII  :yuck

Still will get it one day when it's a $9.99 steam sale or something.  I still have to play Dawn of War I and expansions which I got for $9.99.

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Man, just fuck Company of Heroes
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2009, 11:45:01 AM »
Since when do patches cost money on consoles

since they started calling them dlc
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