Author Topic: EB are you prepared to die of SWINE FLU? (Read 7294 times)

Eric P · « **Reply #60 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:59:12 PM »

Quote from: drohne on April 27, 2009, 03:57:16 PM

i'm in la, so i'm getting kind of worried about this shit. even the regular flu fucks me up. i'm going to start avoiding crowds. so much for the festival of books this weekend -- was going to meet a girl there. maybe i can talk her into coming over to watch a movie instead. 'bobobo the swine flu'

hell, if 9/11 got me laid, why can't this

the one on the 25th?

drohne · « **Reply #61 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:00:34 PM »

oh shit this would explain why she wouldn't come out on saturday

maybe i already have the swine flu does it impair brain function

Eric P · « **Reply #62 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:01:00 PM »

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re: getting laid off of 9/11

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #63 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:01:43 PM »

Quote from: drohne on April 27, 2009, 04:00:34 PM

oh shit this would explain why she wouldn't come out on saturday

maybe i already have the swine flu does it impair brain function

yeah son you done missed the Festival of Books

how long you in LA?

drohne · « **Reply #64 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:03:33 PM »

permanently, it looks like! been hunting for an apartment in los feliz

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #65 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:04:21 PM »

well, if things don't work out with that girl, gimme a call

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #66 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:06:00 PM »

In times of national emergency, our inner homo shines through like a beacon of gay light!

I'm just waiting for cases to pop up in my backyard. With the constant traveling population of lobbyists, politicians, scientists, military, etc. - it's just a matter of time 'till someone coughs blood on me in the Metro and my people are yet again tragically done in by swine!

drohne · « **Reply #67 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:07:31 PM »

for some reason i thought you lived in sf -- i guess i vaguely assume that the whole industry is located there. is cohen in la too...maybe we should do an eb meetup

demi · « **Reply #68 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:09:07 PM »

Cohen is in San Frandicksco

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #69 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:09:41 PM »

I did live in San Francisco, but I moved back to D.C. late last summer.

Cohen is also in the Bay Area. He and Patel are two sexy guys, but only of them is already spoken for! :'(

cloudwalking · « **Reply #70 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:15:18 PM »

no cases in switzerland yet. guess i made the right decision to get out of america, i successfully evaded not only 2G2D but also swine flu!

even if there would be a global pandemic from this (there won't) switzerland is pretty much the best place to be in:

Quote from: wikipedia

Switzerland built an extensive network of fallout shelters (mainly through extra hardening of government buildings such as schools) of a scale to protect and feed the entire population for two years after a nuclear attack. This nation has the highest ratio of shelter space to national population of any country. All these shelters are capable of withstanding nuclear fallout and biological or chemical (NBC) attacks

so when you are all dead from swine flu and your bodies are rotting in the streets, the swiss population will emerge in two years and rebuild civilization. and don't worry, jarosh and i will do our best to repopulate the world

america owned

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:16:28 PM »

We used to be pretty tight - you can find any room in your heart to spare me and invite me into your love shelters?

Eric P · « **Reply #72 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:17:31 PM »

just out of curiosity, have any of those shelters been tested recently or had any studies done on them now with new information which may not have been available back in the day?

turns out America built it's public shelter system pretty shoddily because they didn't have all the math. Basically the LAST place you want to be in DC during a nuke strike is in a public shelter

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #73 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:20:22 PM »

I loved the "Baby, can you dig your man?" GAF post. Encapsulates the end of days in one phrase (to all who've read The Stand).

Crushed · « **Reply #74 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:20:54 PM »

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090296685271.0004681a37b713f6b5950&ll=34.452218,-2.109375&spn=98.274036,158.203125&z=3

slowly encroaching on switzerland... jarosh nooooo

Bloodwake · « **Reply #75 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:20:56 PM »

So, speaking of the bird flu, I was at my girlfriend's place and her nephews caught all these baby birds yesterday, which immediately started to shit all over the fucking place. I'm probably going to die first.

drozmight · « **Reply #76 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:22:17 PM »

fallout shelters are pointless anyway.

you're going to die, deal with it.

Reb · « **Reply #77 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:23:14 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 04:20:54 PM

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090296685271.0004681a37b713f6b5950&ll=34.452218,-2.109375&spn=98.274036,158.203125&z=3

slowly encroaching on switzerland... jarosh nooooo

Ha, seems like its skipping the BeNeLux and Germany thus far!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #78 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:29:49 PM »

5.6 Magnitude Quake hits South Western Mexico
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/04/27/mexico.quake/index.html

Seems like God ain't too happy with Mexico in general

Quote

"People in neighboring office buildings -- quite a majority of them wearing masks because of the swine flu outbreak -- were piling out into the streets," Cook said. "There were a few humorous people on the stairways saying, 'This is the apocalypse. First the swine flu, and now this.' "

Bloodwake · « **Reply #79 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:32:37 PM »

Jesus will probably come for his children sometime next week.

Akala · « **Reply #80 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:33:22 PM »

This mess has exactly two weeks to blow over.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #81 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:36:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 27, 2009, 04:16:28 PM

We used to be pretty tight - you can find any room in your heart to spare me and invite me into your love shelters?

of course i can get you in

i think that being locked in a fallout shelter for a year or two would be pretty awesome. i expect mass orgies and the like.

Quote from: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 04:17:31 PM

just out of curiosity, have any of those shelters been tested recently or had any studies done on them now with new information which may not have been available back in the day?

turns out America built it's public shelter system pretty shoddily because they didn't have all the math. Basically the LAST place you want to be in DC during a nuke strike is in a public shelter

i'm really not too sure. all i know is that in every house/apartment there's a sign or sticker somewhere that tells you where your shelter is, and that's where you go if the sirens go off. i think some shelters are probably shittier than others yeah. we've got a shelter sign in our apartment but i couldn't get a good pic of it when i just tried, sorry :/

Crushed · « **Reply #82 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:37:48 PM »

SWINE FLU IN SWITZERLAND; CLOUD AND JAROSH, HEAD TO THE BUNKERS NOW

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #83 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:38:19 PM »

The hottest couple are in danger :'(

Reb · « **Reply #84 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:38:55 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 27, 2009, 04:36:24 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 27, 2009, 04:16:28 PM
We used to be pretty tight - you can find any room in your heart to spare me and invite me into your love shelters?

of course i can get you in

i think that being locked in a fallout shelter for a year or two would be pretty awesome. i expect mass orgies and the like.

How would you twitter though?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #85 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:42:24 PM »

doesn't the swine flu know that Switzerland is NEUTRAL

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #86 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:45:30 PM »

SOMALI PIRATE FLU?!

Crushed · « **Reply #87 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:50:41 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 27, 2009, 04:45:30 PM

SOMALI PIRATE FLU?!

Somalia so far is unaffected by swine flu. Proof that libertarianism works? Seems so.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #88 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:52:39 PM »

who needs Tamiflu when you have marques of reprisal

Crushed · « **Reply #89 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:57:38 PM »

In case the Swiss love-shelters fill up, apparently Finland has a shitload too... if you don't mind being around Finns.

Eric P · « **Reply #90 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:08:39 PM »

good metal

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