Author Topic: New 300 Trailer! (Read 2832 times)

Raguel · « **on:** December 07, 2006, 05:40:34 PM »

The new trailer for 300. Released this week. Let's see how it fares. Got it from gaf.
Edit: well shit, forgot to add the damn link.
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/300.html

Raguel · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2006, 05:46:00 PM »

Sorry, link added. But the trailer was not as good as the other one.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2006, 05:57:21 PM »

Yeah; I can't believe they took out the arrow dialogue from the other trailer

Persian: Our arrows will blot out the sun
Spartan: Then we shall fight in the shall

Doesn't make sense. Also some of the dialogue is pretty overacted, in a bad way. The "THIS IS SPARTA" yell when he kicks that guy is just stupid.

Overall I loved all the new stuff I saw in this trailer, as well as the opening music. KILLER

Takuan · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2006, 06:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 05:57:21 PM

Yeah; I can't believe they took out the arrow dialogue from the other trailer

Persian: Our arrows will blot out the sun
Spartan: Then we shall fight in the shall

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2006, 06:52:08 PM »

(newsradio) Matthew: I am sparcticuss

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2006, 06:58:32 PM »

Quote from: Takuan on December 07, 2006, 06:50:49 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 05:57:21 PM
Yeah; I can't believe they took out the arrow dialogue from the other trailer

Persian: Our arrows will blot out the sun
Spartan: Then we shall fight in the shade

DON'T LAUGH that's quality dialogue son!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2006, 07:06:57 PM »

I just watched this preview and fuck this movie looks silly.

Takuan · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2006, 07:07:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 06:58:32 PM

DON'T LAUGH that's quality dialogue son!

Holy shit, you still don't see it?

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Then we shall fight in the SHALL.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2006, 07:09:13 PM »

The movie looks like crap story-wise. The visuals are neat but damn, ill wince at everything they say.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2006, 07:09:45 PM »

Believe me, MAf, if you like all things kickass, you will love 300.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2006, 07:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Takuan on December 07, 2006, 07:07:47 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 06:58:32 PM
DON'T LAUGH that's quality dialogue son!

Holy shit, you still don't see it?

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Then we shall fight in the SHALL.

FUCK

Raguel · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:09:28 PM »

Give them nothing but take from them everything!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:21:48 PM »

I definitely see where MAF is coming from here. Some of the acting in the trailer is beyond forced. I loved Sin City because most of the acting seemed cheesy enough for a comic movie but not cheesy enough to be Batman Forever. Most of the preformaces are on point, as is the dialogue. But then even in that movie you have Mark Maden, who's preformance was so utterly bad I remember thinking the movie was going to suck lol.

300 needs to find a balance. As movies like Spartacus have proven, you can make an old world epic without terribly over the top preformances

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:27:34 PM »

Wow, everything about that trailer sucked ass except some of the visuals.

BlackMage · « **Reply #14 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:30:57 PM »

I liked it. Makes me feel manly

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:32:03 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 08:30:57 PM

I liked it. Makes me feel manly

meow

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 08:32:03 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 08:30:57 PM
I liked it. Makes me feel manly
meow

mmm yeah.. my muscles are all riply.. im hard as a rock

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:33:04 PM »

The dialogue makes me dub this movie BEN HURRR

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2006, 08:41:05 PM »

More like BEN DURRR

GilloD · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2006, 09:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 08:41:05 PM

More like BEN DURRR

haha.

This movies makes me want to pee myself. Not out of excitment, but to so I can stand outside the theater and people will go, "That guy peed himself. This thetraer CRAZY!" and go home.

EDIT: NM. I wantched the trailer and this shit looks bangin'

EDIT EDIT: Shit. Everytime a 16 year beats me up now I'm going to have to hear them say "THIS IS SPAAAARRRRTTAAA" when they taje my wallet

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2006, 09:56:11 PM »

What?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:17:17 PM »

WHAT THE HELL

I know you did the "Drunk Thread" this time, but are you sure you didn't mean to make a "Crack stoned crazy" thread?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:46:15 PM »

This movie looks like the fucking definition of badass. Holy shit.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:49:01 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2006, 10:46:15 PM

This movie looks like the fucking definition of badass. Holy shit.

Yeah, we should go see it on opening night while talking about how much better The Departed was than Casino Royale...

Raguel · « **Reply #24 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:53:20 PM »

you shut your face shake! I swear to god man!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:54:57 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 07, 2006, 10:49:01 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2006, 10:46:15 PM
This movie looks like the fucking definition of badass. Holy shit.

Yeah, we should go see it on opening night while talking about how much better The Departed was than Casino Royale...

mikesphat · « **Reply #26 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:55:04 PM »

ill prolly pay to see this movie... looks decent...

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:56:15 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 07, 2006, 10:49:01 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2006, 10:46:15 PM
This movie looks like the fucking definition of badass. Holy shit.

Yeah, we should go see it on opening night while talking about how much better The Departed was than Casino Royale...

QFT

I liked the other trailer of this movie. But this just screams cheesy. Sorry guys. I'm sure I'll watch it anyways

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:51:46 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:00:39 AM »

Solo · « **Reply #30 on:** December 08, 2006, 07:52:24 AM »

Ive hailed this movie as having the most awful dialogue/acting of the year from the first teaser onward. I think I will be proved right. As has been said, visuals aside, this looks embarassingly awful.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** December 08, 2006, 09:20:52 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 08, 2006, 07:52:24 AM

Ive hailed this movie as having the most awful dialogue/acting of the year from the first teaser onward. I think I will be proved right. As has been said, visuals aside, this looks embarassingly awful.

Yeah, but then again, you did give Casino Royale a 10/10, so...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** December 08, 2006, 09:23:54 AM »

Quote from: Solo on December 08, 2006, 07:52:24 AM

Ive hailed this movie as having the most awful dialogue/acting of the year from the first teaser onward. I think I will be proved right. As has been said, visuals aside, this looks embarassingly awful.

Did you like Sin City?

Solo · « **Reply #33 on:** December 08, 2006, 10:36:59 AM »

I liked Sin City. A solid 7/10 or so. And I didnt give CR a 10.

This looks like its trying too hard to be "cool". And I cringe whenever Butler speaks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #34 on:** December 08, 2006, 10:45:23 AM »

Sin City had WAY better writing than this movie.

Its like they saw the inspirational shit from braveheart/gladiator/ fuck..I dunno, Black Hawk Down, and condensed all that crap that makes dumb people think outside of their little box for half a second, then transmogrified it into a script of some sort.

"WHAT WOULD A FREE MAN DO?"

Fucking walk outta the theater is what.

Solo · « **Reply #35 on:** December 08, 2006, 10:51:06 AM »

Fucking agreed.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** December 08, 2006, 11:54:53 AM »

Both were adapted straight from Frank Miller's written word, IIRC. And both should have GREAT writing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** December 08, 2006, 11:57:39 AM »

PREACH

I think someone AWESOME pass should be revoked

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #38 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:00:30 PM »

Moi? :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:02:30 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 08, 2006, 12:00:30 PM

Moi? :'(

NO

You know of whom I speak. Take MAF's and Mupee's

The more serious dialogue in the movie sounded perfectly fine; I just hope there isn't a lot of uber "I'M A SPARTAN FREEDOM IS ON THE MARCH" screaming

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:03:41 PM »

Well, if its adapted correctly, it should be more "LIVE OR DIE, WE WILL FIGHT!" laced with a strong undercurrent of homosexuality.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:08:11 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 08, 2006, 12:03:41 PM

Well, if its adapted correctly, it should be more "LIVE OR DIE, WE WILL FIGHT!" laced with a strong undercurrent of homosexuality.

Like Spartacus?

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

Solo · « **Reply #42 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:16:22 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 08, 2006, 11:54:53 AM

Both were adapted straight from Frank Miller's written word, IIRC. And both should have GREAT writing.

Yes they both were. The problem isnt so much with the writing, as the dialogue itself, while campy as shit, is passable. The problem is with the acting. I could take this a bit more serious if Butler wasnt trying to secure his Razzie.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #43 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:17:27 PM »

I don't see a major difference between the acting in this and in Sin City, as far as the trailer suggests.

Solo · « **Reply #44 on:** December 08, 2006, 01:24:32 PM »

There is not one piece of acting in Sin City as awful as Butler. And when you've got performances as bad as Michael Madsen reading his lines like he is reading a recipe, and Brittany Murphy hamming it up, thats saying something.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** December 08, 2006, 01:26:21 PM »

Quote from: Solo on December 08, 2006, 01:24:32 PM

There is not one piece of acting in Sin City as awful as Butler. And when you've got performances as bad as Michael Madsen reading his lines like he is reading a recipe, and Brittany Murphy hamming it up, thats saying something.

Madsen was worse, come on.

"Give it up Hunnigan. Yer old, and you got a faulty ticker"

Made me want to spit up

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #46 on:** December 08, 2006, 04:44:09 PM »

The freedom stuff is kinda distinguished mentally-challenged, but I really don't give a shit. I'm not looking for a deep, well-acted movie, I'm looking for something to blow my nuts off. This will be stupidly great, like CRANK.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #47 on:** December 08, 2006, 09:27:20 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2006, 04:44:09 PM

The freedom stuff is kinda distinguished mentally-challenged, but I really don't give a shit. I'm not looking for a deep, well-acted movie, I'm looking for something to blow my nuts off. This will be stupidly great, like CRANK.

Exactly.

Shuri · « **Reply #48 on:** December 08, 2006, 09:53:50 PM »

this looks so lame. It will be forgotten in 2 months like sin city

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #49 on:** December 08, 2006, 09:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on December 08, 2006, 09:53:50 PM

this looks so lame. It will be forgotten in 2 months like sin city

Um, I know plenty of casual moviegoers who still talk about Sin City to this day, and probably will for at least another year or so.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** December 08, 2006, 10:46:55 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on December 08, 2006, 09:53:50 PM

this looks so lame. It will be forgotten in 2 months like sin city

Solo · « **Reply #51 on:** December 09, 2006, 06:25:08 AM »

I dunno. I just see too many movies in recent trying to be cool. Now, if you make a movie and its naturally cool, then good for you. A cool cat is you. But when I see all these previews for movies that just scream "look at me, I am so bad and self-aware of it, isnt that cool?", I lose a bit more faith in modern day filmmakers.

For example:
- The Departed. A cool movie, and totally effortless in being so. Martin Scorsese is just a bad ass mother fucker.
- 300. A bunch of overracting screamers in tighty-whiteys spouting of cheese while fighting in slow-mo, in a movie sure to be filled with money shots, over-the-top action and violence, and probably some gratuitous titties, from the director of Dawn of The Dead remake. Not so cool. It sure looks purdy, though... leave this sort of territory for a Verhoeven.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #52 on:** December 09, 2006, 11:06:09 AM »

Solo, why must you rain on our parade? :'(

Solo · « **Reply #53 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:01:53 PM »

OK. I will refrain. Besides, opinions are like assholes, everyones got one*.

And mine don't stink.

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Author Topic: New 300 Trailer! (Read 2832 times)