Author Topic: holy shit (Read 7456 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** May 03, 2009, 12:08:09 AM »

wolverine was fucking awful.

I cannot begin to go into detail because I don't know where to start - but somebody should abduct Gavin Hood and rape him with a cactus 'till he agrees to never direct ever again.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:10:09 AM »

all sessions were sold out when i went last night. so glad i saw the boat that rocked instead

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:14:25 AM »

I urge people to voluntarily contract swine flu than see this steaming pile.

Look, we all know I'm pretty lenient to movies that play to the lowest common denominator - but this movie was fucking insulting and that's when I draw the line.

E-DuB · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:18:17 AM »

I said in the other thread that I had no intention of seeing this movie but I was out with a former co-worker having dinner and we decided on a whim to check it out. There were some okay parts but it was as bad as I thought it would be.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:19:01 AM »

we had free tickets come for it to work and i passed. i was more interested in the night at the museum 2 tickets and i never saw the first one

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:23:09 AM »

Wolverine will be a great rental.

I went and saw State of Play instead. Good thriller.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:23:48 AM »

I think the only part that I liked was the opening credits sequence and Liev as Sabretooth was pretty entertaining.

That said, the very first scene is TERRIBLE.

And we get not one, but TWO shots of the titular character shouting, "Nooooooooo!!!" into the sky as the camera pulls away.

Really?

Really?!

Mandark · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:25:02 AM »

Ryan Reynolds!

If that's not a giant neon warning sign I don't know what is.

Grecco · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:29:03 AM »

Ryan Renolds (Well his 10 minutes at the begining) are the best part of this shit.

Worst comic book movie ever.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:29:04 AM »

i saw it.

the best thing about the movie was the food I ate while watching it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:34:22 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 03, 2009, 01:29:48 AM

Ryan Reynolds is a fantastic actor and is the only person I can see pulling off a Deadpool. If only he did more action movies.

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Kara · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:35:39 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 03, 2009, 12:23:09 AM

Wolverine will be a great rental.

I went and saw State of Play instead. Good thriller.

Had you seen the miniseries?

Diunx · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:36:59 AM »

We should all just shoot each other in the head and forget this movie.

edit: I don't know why people keep saying that Reynolds would be the perfect Deadpool, he was horrible in this movie and I have never seen a good movie with him on it, I hope they get someone else if they decide to do a Deadpool movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:49:58 AM »

Ryan Reynolds was definitely not the weak link in this production.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:52:07 AM »

Why do people act like he's the only quirpy, annoying white guy who could play Deadpool in a movie?

Grecco · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:53:46 AM »

Because he can do quirky annoying white guy thing well? Like that Blade movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:54:34 AM »

Because Dane Cook is too expensive!

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:55:18 AM »

Quote from: Willco on May 03, 2009, 01:49:58 AM

Ryan Reynolds was definitely not the weak link in this production.

He wasn't the strong one either.

Grecco · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:57:11 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 03, 2009, 01:55:18 AM

Quote from: Willco on May 03, 2009, 01:49:58 AM
Ryan Reynolds was definitely not the weak link in this production.

He wasn't the strong one either.

there wasnt a strong anything

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:07:47 AM »

Is it worse than Australia?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #20 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:16:34 AM »

I have a mancrush on ryan reynolds. Shutup guys, k?

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:20:39 AM »

gambit is as distinguished mentally-challenged as ever in this movie btw

Diunx · « **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:37:19 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 03, 2009, 02:09:58 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2009, 01:34:22 AM
Quote from: Green Man on May 03, 2009, 01:29:48 AM
Ryan Reynolds is a fantastic actor and is the only person I can see pulling off a Deadpool. If only he did more action movies.

[youtube=560,345]oAPdvyJnJzc[/youtube]

<3 Ryan <3

no homo tho

Quote from: Diunx on May 03, 2009, 01:36:59 AM
We should all just shoot each other in the head and forget this movie.

edit: I don't know why people keep saying that Reynolds would be the perfect Deadpool, he was horrible in this movie and I have never seen a good movie with him on it, I hope they get someone else if they decide to do a Deadpool movie.

Name one person that can play Deadpool, realistically.

Delivery is key.

Delivery was exactly where Reynolds failed in this movie, he was slow and boring, I know that he can be funny based on his Blade character but he didn't prove it in this movie.

and pretty much any young actor with good timing can play deadpool, if they do it right the most important thing would be the voice not how the actor looks like.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:39:09 AM »

Quote from: Grecco on May 03, 2009, 01:29:03 AM

Worst comic book movie ever.

Daredevil?
Elektra?
Catwoman?
Superman Returns?

So is this better or worse than X3? Or about on par?

Kara · « **Reply #24 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:41:48 AM »

I saw Catwoman in Mexico

GATOBELLA

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:43:19 AM »

Gatubela

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2009, 03:08:29 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 03, 2009, 02:39:09 AM

Quote from: Grecco on May 03, 2009, 01:29:03 AM
Worst comic book movie ever.

Daredevil?
Elektra?
Catwoman?
Superman Returns?

So is this better or worse than X3? Or about on par?

better than x3 but not by much

Mandark · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2009, 03:16:44 AM »

Where's this Ryan Reynolds love coming from? He's soooooooo bad.

Next thing you know EB's gonna have a Josh Hartnett Defense Force.

Mandark · « **Reply #28 on:** May 03, 2009, 03:21:56 AM »

Honestly, it'd be easier to understand if it were "lots of homo".

Eric P · « **Reply #29 on:** May 03, 2009, 03:23:49 AM »

ryan renolds is ok depending on what he's doing and what he's in

blade trinity was shittastic and it brought everyone involved down to some horrific level

adventureland he was good in

loved him in waiting where the expectations of the actor and the character were flipped back onto the audience

Mandark · « **Reply #30 on:** May 03, 2009, 03:32:22 AM »

Waiting? Really?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** May 03, 2009, 03:45:47 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 03, 2009, 03:23:49 AM

blade trinity was shittastic and it brought everyone involved down to some horrific level

except for Parker Posey who was incredible as always

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:13:31 AM »

Ryan Reynolds

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:20:51 AM »

Ryan Reynolds is like a funny Dane Cook. Dane Cook is uneligible for mancrush status because he's never funny.
<3Ryan

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:44:09 AM »

Wait, is that Ryan Reynolds on the cover of Waiting? I seriously thought that was Dane Cook. Are we sure that they don't have some real life Wolverine/Sabretooth connection? Weapon Shitty X maybe?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:28:27 AM »

all this ryan reynolds talk is making me wonder if theres a two guys a girl and a pizza place dvd

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #36 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:22:00 AM »

Shit script, crapping on chronology, raping characters. Shit photography, cheesy directing, shit action sequences. There's like one decent action sequence...

Eric P · « **Reply #37 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on May 03, 2009, 03:32:22 AM

Waiting? Really?

yes quite.

he's built up as this sort of "hipper than thou" affable loser, the likes of which we've seen many many many times before and midway through the film there is an excellent scene where in the character is ripped to absolute shreds socially and the character doesn't really recover for the rest of film and actually goes on to show a degree of growth.

it's couched in all of the gross out comedy cliches and goes on to fulfill many of them, but there is also a kind of awareness and intelligence which places it outside the film it could have been.

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 03, 2009, 04:44:09 AM

Wait, is that Ryan Reynolds on the cover of Waiting? I seriously thought that was Dane Cook.

...yeah he's in the film too in thankfully a bit part.

cool breeze · « **Reply #38 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:25:48 AM »

The guy who played Ziggy in The Wire should play Deadpool, only after he is roided up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:35:05 PM »

The worst part is that Deadpool really does have adamantium swords that come from his hands and shoots lasers and can teleport and has no mouth and is REMOTELY CONTROLLED BY WILLIAM STRYKER.

He literally types in "DECAPITATE" in a computer to command Deadpool to cut off Wolverine's head.

Gambit creates a whole new subverse in awful character integration. The character really doesn't resemble his comic book form (Eric P smiles!), but instead - is much worse (Eric P frowns). They ditch the cajun accent and sexist remarks for California, stupid douchebag that serves absolutely no purpose is and is horribly annoying.

cool breeze · « **Reply #40 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:42:27 PM »

you forgot the line about how he's Deadpool because they 'pooled' together all the other mutant powers into him.

Eric P · « **Reply #41 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:43:28 PM »

Quote

, stupid douchebag that serves absolutely no purpose is and is horribly annoying.

sounds like they really captured the essence of what makes Gambit work though

Diunx · « **Reply #42 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:46:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 03, 2009, 12:35:05 PM

The worst part is that Deadpool really does have adamantium swords that come from his hands and shoots lasers and can teleport and has no mouth and is REMOTELY CONTROLLED BY WILLIAM STRYKER.

He literally types in "DECAPITATE" in a computer to command Deadpool to cut off Wolverine's head.

Gambit creates a whole new subverse in awful character integration. The character really doesn't resemble his comic book form (Eric P smiles!), but instead - is much worse (Eric P frowns). They ditch the cajun accent and sexist remarks for California, stupid douchebag that serves absolutely no purpose is and is horribly annoying.

I love how when wolvie is about to kill sabertooth gambits breaks the fight and start attacking wolverine instead of the guy that capture him and put him on the fucking island, then he proceeds to climb walls with his stick.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:46:50 PM »

Lawl.

Some of the effects were embarrassing. The shot of Logan checking out his new adamantium claws for the first time is so awful that the audience was laughing. I don't get it - Fox has been milking this character for four films now and we somehow get effects shots that are worse than those done almost ten years ago?

Also, people laughed at Professor X at the end. It was so creepy and fake - like if they photoshopped Patrick Stewart's face on a stunt double. The creepy, child molestor smile had me rolling as dozens of kids ran into his helicopter.

(Also, why was he walking?)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:49:45 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 03, 2009, 12:46:44 PM

I love how when wolvie is about to kill sabertooth gambits breaks the fight and start attacking wolverine instead of the guy that capture him and put him on the fucking island, then he proceeds to climb walls with his stick.

This just made me hate Gambit more. He goes on this whole spiel that he won't help Logan find "the island" (by the way, the twist on that was so fucking lame) because he never wants to go back - and then attacks Logan before he's about to kill Sabretooth? The guy, whom from all accounts, originally incarcerated Gambit?

He then goes on some revenge rant about never going back, as if he is TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS to the film being shot around him (maybe that's how all the actors were on set) and then we get the dumbest fight scene in recent memory.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #45 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:53:42 PM »

I don't know why, but i always figured Gambit as this sort of prince of thieves, smooth criminal, with a sort of latin accent.

What i got was a football player from texas. And it doesn't even make sense for him to be in that time period anyway.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:59:40 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 03, 2009, 12:53:42 PM

I don't know why, but i always figured Gambit as this sort of prince of thieves, smooth criminal, with a sort of latin accent.

What i got was a football player from texas. And it doesn't even make sense for him to be in that time period anyway.

Gambit =

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #47 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:02:56 PM »

What's up with the flying cards anyway? Does gambit have telekinesis too?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #48 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:12:45 PM »

Somehow wolverine was worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting a huge turd sandwich.

Also, that scene I was in with Gambit (riggins aka Kitsch) above was pretty ridiculous. Most of FNL is just improve and actors going off on tangent anyway, but nobody could understand a word gambit was saying.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #49 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:27:12 PM »

It was really good if you took it as seriously as The Punisher movies. It is a very, very bad story but it's a really good action movie. There was hardly any effort put into exposition, the movie is just pure action and it's very enjoyable in that way.

I really didn't like that they stitched up Deadpool's mouth though. He somewhat barely breaks the fourth wall after the credits ended though.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #50 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:35:15 PM »

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but it's a really good action movie.

No it wasnt.

Diunx · « **Reply #51 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:36:00 PM »

I'm sorry nintenho but your taste in good action is shit, the action on this movie was incredibly bad, shitty cg, horrible choreographed fight scenes, wolverine boxing the blob? horrible movie no matter what way you see it.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #52 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:36:41 PM »

Uh..no, simply no, fuck no.

Matrix Reloaded, Bad Boys 2, Shoot Em up, etc, those are "really good action movies", as in if you don't care about the stupid story, you came away happy.

Wolverine was not a good action movie, because the action was shit. How can an action movie be good, if the action is shit? Unless your idea of good action is the kind of shit you could watch on smallville.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:40:16 PM »

$87,000,000 $:-\$

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:42:32 PM »

The blob fight wasn't an action scene. The good action scenes were the parts in Africa, against Sabertooth in the bar, the helicopter chase, and the whole Deadpool fight at the end. Everything else was totally forgettable.

If you really want to get mad at something, the guy who plays Deadpool is only 18 and married to Scarlett Johansson.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #55 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:44:31 PM »

You just mentioned most of the shitty parts in the movie.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #56 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:45:04 PM »

The best part of the movie was the terminator trailer.

Diunx · « **Reply #57 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:50:28 PM »

Those where all shit action scenes.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #58 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:55:45 PM »

Wolverine vs the hummer was cool...but that's about it.

150 million $, lol. Transformers was made for 150 million dollars, War of the Worlds too for example. I mean, it's amazing, how shit of a production team, and how shit of a director this movie had.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #59 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:59:08 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 03, 2009, 01:55:45 PM

150 million $, lol. Transformers was made for 150 million dollars, War of the Worlds too for example. I mean, it's amazing, how shit of a production team, and how shit of a director this movie had.

Iron Man actually cost LESS than Wolverine.

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