Author Topic: holy shit (Read 7424 times)

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #60 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:03:16 PM »

Honestly, Iron Man is another one of those movies, much like Wolverine and Quantum of Solace, where independently of the quality of the final movie, i think to myself "How the hell did they spend this much money?".

Love Iron Man, but having almost the same budget as a Transformers and a Dark Knight, i don't understand where the money went. For example, Quantum of Solace cost 200 million dollars, i mean what the fuck

Diunx · « **Reply #61 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:05:19 PM »

Xmen 2 cost less and was made like 10 years ago and still had a better teleporter fight than this turd, the black eyes peas guy vs sabertooth was lol

Reb · « **Reply #62 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:05:56 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 03, 2009, 01:42:32 PM

If you really want to get mad at something, the guy who plays Deadpool is only 18 and married to Scarlett Johansson.

Ryan Reynolds (I)
Date of Birth:
23 October 1976, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

brawndolicious · « **Reply #63 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:13:10 PM »

Actually apparently he was just working in movies for 18 years.

Anyways, this is a movie where you can only enjoy it if you turn off your brain and laugh at how over the top and cheesy it was. You can't watch it if you don't do that.

Iron Man was only tolerable when RDJ was on screen.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #64 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:19:03 PM »

Dude, you cannot enjoy this movie for anything. The action blew and the movie was so cliche that this should be screened in Filmmaking 101 on how to NOT make a genre film.

Who the fuck storyboarded this steaming pile?

Diunx · « **Reply #65 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:19:53 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 03, 2009, 02:13:10 PM

Actually apparently he was just working in movies for 18 years.

Anyways, this is a movie where you can only enjoy it if you turn off your brain and laugh at how over the top and cheesy it was. You can't watch it if you don't do that.

Iron Man was only tolerable when RDJ was on screen.

Even in brain dead mode this movie is still distinguished mentally-challenged.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #66 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:20:20 PM »

I wholeheartedly agree and this is coming from someone who liked Transformers.

Diunx · « **Reply #67 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:22:43 PM »

I liked Punisher war zone and still hate this movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #68 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:27:42 PM »

This was worse than Man-Thing.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #69 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:27:46 PM »

There's cheesy, and then there's wolverine walking away from a badly green screen scene, like the helicopter explosion. That's like puke inducing.

And wtf happened to Wolverine's hair? cmon.

ManaByte · « **Reply #70 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:01:03 PM »

You couldn't pay me to see this.

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Unleper me.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #71 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:06:12 PM »

I still want to see this movie despite the shit it gets.

GilloD · « **Reply #72 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:48:43 PM »

If the movie was half as awesome as the game demo we'd be cool.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #73 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:51:40 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 03, 2009, 02:03:16 PM

Love Iron Man, but having almost the same budget as a Transformers and a Dark Knight, i don't understand where the money went. For example, Quantum of Solace cost 200 million dollars, i mean what the fuck

Yeah, that actually was an issue I had with the movie. That aside, I'd much rather they spent that money making a new Iron Man movie than on this steaming pile.

Also, Speed Racer cost way less than Wolverine.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #74 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:05:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 03, 2009, 02:27:42 PM

This was worse than Man-Thing.

ouch.

There is a bright side to Wolverine's now apparent success is that movie studios can't legitimately bitch and moan quite so much about piracy being the silent killer. As a known and proven shitburger just cleaned up this weekend.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:09:52 PM »

Here's the problem, the success of Wolverine was built on brand strength, which went from deteriorating to now completely gone. The next X-Men flick they pump out into theaters is going to bomb and I'm pretty sure if this abortion wasn't labeled as a stand alone Wolverine film - that would've happened this weekend.

Again, how many properties does Tim Rothman get to run into the ground before he gets the boot? He's leveraged the few stable horses FOX has for short term gains at the sake of long term growth.

Oblivion · « **Reply #76 on:** May 03, 2009, 05:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 03, 2009, 12:43:28 PM

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, stupid douchebag that serves absolutely no purpose is and is horribly annoying.

sounds like they really captured the essence of what makes Gambit work though

TVC15 · « **Reply #77 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:23:40 PM »

Anyone want to guess at final US box office or how big next week's drop will be? While it hasn't been mostly positive, I've been surprised at how many people I've sen (online) say that they enjoyed it, at least compared to the leak. From the impressions of the leak, I figured this would be completely unlikable.

Also, the piracy appears to not have affected the box office, at least that much. It opened higher than X1 and X2 (but not 3). I'd expect an opening weekend drop after X3.

bork · « **Reply #78 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:36:30 PM »

And yet this movie was still better than X3.

It's a shame what happened to X-Men.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #79 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:40:20 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on May 03, 2009, 04:48:43 PM

If the movie was half as awesome as the game demo we'd be cool.

Full game is repetitive as hell, and the story sucks as much, or even more donkey ass than the movie.

Quote from: the lyte edge on May 03, 2009, 06:36:30 PM

And yet this movie was still better than X3.

I don't even think that's true. X Men 3 did have a set piece or two that were at the very least, visually impressive. Wolverine has none.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #80 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:42:16 PM »

I hope this movie shitbins Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool now.

Vin Diesel

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #81 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:46:36 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 03, 2009, 06:42:16 PM

I hope this movie shitbins Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool now.

Vin Diesel

About 0.32% of people might, might, voice the same opinion as you. Ryan Reynolds hasn't been pinpointed as one of the movies problems, by almost anyone. Actually, even deadpool fans like him as Deadpool.

So if they make a spin off..it's gonna be Reynolds.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #82 on:** May 03, 2009, 06:55:00 PM »

Am I bothered?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #83 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:25:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 03, 2009, 05:09:52 PM

Here's the problem, the success of Wolverine was built on brand strength, which went from deteriorating to now completely gone. The next X-Men flick they pump out into theaters is going to bomb and I'm pretty sure if this abortion wasn't labeled as a stand alone Wolverine film - that would've happened this weekend.

Again, how many properties does Tim Rothman get to run into the ground before he gets the boot? He's leveraged the few stable horses FOX has for short term gains at the sake of long term growth.

You're banking on a movie going public devoid of taste and discretion making an adjustment that there is no suggestion they're ready to make. These movies have a rabid, built in fanthing base that will go to see them just so they can bitch about them... like, I don't know, most of the forumgoers around here.

Have some fucking respect for your eyes, people. Quit seeing movies that are blatantly going to be shit.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #84 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:30:11 PM »

I don't understand how that prick Rothman or whatever his name is, get's to keep his job, when FOX keeps releasing shit after shit.

Daredevil was killed, Fantastic Four was killed, X Men is on the verge of getting killed, Dragon Ball was a super bomb, Australia was a bomb, Street Fighter....

Jesus Christ. Best movie they've released was Taken, and that isn't even theirs really, they didn't produce it. But i'm sure James Cameron is gonna turn Avatar into a billion hit, because it will be the go to 3d movie for like a full year.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #85 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:40:52 PM »

Lowest common denominator something something...

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #86 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:45:18 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 03, 2009, 07:37:41 PM

How is it possible? How can so many shitty, uncreative people be making millions of dollars to write and direct and produce movies based on beloved, decades-old characters and storylines? And yet people say that the level of competition to break into Hollywood is almost impossibly high. How can this be? You'd think with all the alleged creativity in this world that shit like this wouldn't happen.

The amount of shit directors in Hollywood for example, is amazing. But that's just how it goes, it's not about how good you are, it's about who you know.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #87 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:37:10 PM »

made $87 million over the weekend

on one hand, i'm happy the x-men franchise continues to do well, on the other...im sad that it was buoyed by terribly reviewed film like this which could hurt the franchise in the long run

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #88 on:** May 03, 2009, 08:54:02 PM »

Does anyone know how the final version compares to the leaked workprint? I'd understood the leaked version was the one that made executives shit their pants and order reshoots, not sure how much of that is true. (or how adding 10 minutes to a turd is gonna make it not a turd)

brawndolicious · « **Reply #89 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:47:29 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 03, 2009, 07:25:51 PM

Quote from: Willco on May 03, 2009, 05:09:52 PM
Here's the problem, the success of Wolverine was built on brand strength, which went from deteriorating to now completely gone. The next X-Men flick they pump out into theaters is going to bomb and I'm pretty sure if this abortion wasn't labeled as a stand alone Wolverine film - that would've happened this weekend.

Again, how many properties does Tim Rothman get to run into the ground before he gets the boot? He's leveraged the few stable horses FOX has for short term gains at the sake of long term growth.

You're banking on a movie going public devoid of taste and discretion making an adjustment that there is no suggestion they're ready to make. These movies have a rabid, built in fanthing base that will go to see them just so they can bitch about them... like, I don't know, most of the forumgoers around here.

Have some fucking respect for your eyes, people. Quit seeing movies that are blatantly going to be shit.

Yeah, if this wasn't already a hugely popular comic book series that already had a successful movie trilogy, then I would have been disappointed by this movie.

If instead they had made a Doom Patrol movie of this quality, I wouldn't be willing to cut it any slack on the crappy writing and horrible dialogue. This is fun for what it is which is not much more than matinee price.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #90 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:48:25 PM »

With your ability to construct such absurd logic pretzels, you really ought to be a Republican, nintenho.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #91 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:54:50 PM »

I disagree that these films will make bank no matter the quality based on built-in fanbase. That logic never pans out, Triumph. Even hot geek properties with built-in fanbases can't rake in the cash if the property is too niche or mediocre or what have you. We've seen it over and over again.

X-Men established itself and Fox has been driving it into the ground ever since. As stated before, I'm pretty sure a X-Men 4 sequel would do poorly considering the mixed reaction to the last installment, but doing a stand alone film around the most popular character was a safe bet.

Except they screwed even that up.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #92 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:00:50 PM »

Wolverine is a really big name. I'm sure people were all willing to give it a chance, but considering how bad it is, i'm pretty sure X Men has lost a lot of faith from movie viewers.

Spiderman 3 did bank like a bitch, but poor word of mouth had people not excited about a sequel, the studio wasn't in any hurry for a sequel because of it, and drop from weekend to weekend was big.

Wolverine is bigger than Iron Man but it will do worse in the end. Good word of mouth effect -> Batman Begins to Dark Knight. Example of bad word of mouth doing damage even if the movie does bank -> Van Helsing. That movie made 300 and something million, but the franchise was killed before it took off.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #93 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:03:31 PM »

Yeah, like I said, Fox leveraged the property for short term gains against long term growth. The end result is that this franchise is, for the most part, now officially put to bed. Any future prequels or sequels are not going to touch the numbers its predecessors put up.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #94 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:05:10 PM »

I hope FOX has the balls to do a Magneto and a Gambit spin off, at the same time, and really put some heavy $ behind it. Just so they can bomb harder than Hiroshima.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #95 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on May 03, 2009, 01:29:03 AM

Ryan Renolds (Well his 10 minutes at the begining) are the best part of this shit.

Worst comic book movie ever.

I saw a better movie with Ryan Reynolds yesterday: Adventureland. Also saw Revanche yesterday which is OMFGAWESOME.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #96 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:06:32 PM »

I really don't want a Magneto movie, mixing the Holocaust with a comic book movie just comes across as distasteful

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #97 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on May 03, 2009, 11:06:32 PM

I really don't want a Magneto movie, mixing the Holocaust with a comic book movie just comes across as distasteful

I heard the latest draft nixes the Holocaust in favor of moving the whole thing into the 60's.

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In December 2004, 20th Century Fox hired screenwriter Sheldon Turner to draft a spin-off X-Men film, and he chose to write Magneto, pitching it as "The Pianist meets X-Men."[28] In April 2007, David S. Goyer was hired to direct.[29] Turner said the script was set from 1939 to 1955,[30] and it follows Magneto trying to survive in Auschwitz. He meets Xavier, a soldier, during the liberation of the camp. He hunts down the Nazi war criminals who tortured him, and this lust for vengeance turns him and Xavier into enemies.[29]

The film was planned to shoot in Australia for a 2009 release,[31][32] but it was delayed by the 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America strike.[33] In April 2008, concept art, including one of a younger Beast, was being designed.[34] In June 2008, the X-Men Origins prefix also applied to Wolverine was confirmed, and the project was seeking approval to film in Washington, D.C.[35] By December 2008, Goyer said filming would begin if Wolverine was successful. The story was moved forward to 1961, and involves Xavier and Magneto battling a villain.[36]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #98 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:12:10 PM »

Wolverine was set in the 70s, but you'd never know it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #99 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:13:12 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 03, 2009, 11:12:10 PM

Wolverine was set in the 70s, but you'd never know it.

I was going to ask about the time period the movie was supposedly set in, thanks for answering before I even asked!

X-men 3 pissed me off royally. I'm not sure if I'll ever see Wolverine.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #100 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:17:15 PM »

I'd pay good money to see a Wolverine movie REALLY set in the 70s - with disco and rollerskating and rampant drug use.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #101 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:21:27 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on May 03, 2009, 11:07:56 PM

Quote from: Mamacint on May 03, 2009, 11:06:32 PM
I really don't want a Magneto movie, mixing the Holocaust with a comic book movie just comes across as distasteful

I heard the latest draft nixes the Holocaust in favor of moving the whole thing into the 60's.

Quote
In December 2004, 20th Century Fox hired screenwriter Sheldon Turner to draft a spin-off X-Men film, and he chose to write Magneto, pitching it as "The Pianist meets X-Men."[28] In April 2007, David S. Goyer was hired to direct.[29] Turner said the script was set from 1939 to 1955,[30] and it follows Magneto trying to survive in Auschwitz. He meets Xavier, a soldier, during the liberation of the camp. He hunts down the Nazi war criminals who tortured him, and this lust for vengeance turns him and Xavier into enemies.[29]

The film was planned to shoot in Australia for a 2009 release,[31][32] but it was delayed by the 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America strike.[33] In April 2008, concept art, including one of a younger Beast, was being designed.[34] In June 2008, the X-Men Origins prefix also applied to Wolverine was confirmed, and the project was seeking approval to film in Washington, D.C.[35] By December 2008, Goyer said filming would begin if Wolverine was successful. The story was moved forward to 1961, and involves Xavier and Magneto battling a villain.[36]

I don't think the entire topic is off limits as Nazi's are near ideal comic book villians, but seriously going portraying their atrocities just to add depth to a popcorn flick ain't cool

Plus the whole "Mutants as metaphor for any persecuted minority" is so obvious it doesn't need Jews in WWII to hammer it home.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #102 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:41:11 PM »

Whatever, when even shit like Ghost Rider can pull in more than 100 million, these turds will keep getting churned out. You people that payed your hard earned scrilla to go see this when you KNEW it was going to suck are part of the problem.

"Hey, that Wolverine movie is coming out. It looks awful, we should see it and post about how awful it is on the internets."

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #103 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:44:39 PM »

What's the general word of mouth like on this? I can see it opening strong and that doesn't affect my faith in humanity, but if people continue to go see it that's a different story.

Mandark · « **Reply #104 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:44:50 PM »

$100 million isn't a huge landmark anymore, though.

A sequel to a bad comic book movie based on a major franchise will make a lot of money. But it won't make a lot of money by summer tent-pole standards, and it won't make enough money to be worth it for the studios.

Look at the Schumacher Batmans (Batmen?).

Eric P · « **Reply #105 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:49:01 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on May 03, 2009, 11:06:30 PM

[Also saw Revanche yesterday which is OMFGAWESOME.

this is playing nyc and i'm totally all about it

pilonv1 · « **Reply #106 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:01:57 AM »

WHAT THE FUCK GAMBIT ISNT EVEN CAJUN?

i am boycotting this like Transformers out of principle

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #107 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:06:18 AM »

pilon appears to get it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #108 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:25:59 AM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 03, 2009, 11:00:50 PM

Example of bad word of mouth doing damage even if the movie does bank -> Van Helsing. That movie made 300 and something million, but the franchise was killed before it took off.

Man, I hated that movie. I think I made it through about 45 minutes before I left the room in disgust.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #109 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:32:45 AM »

The second transformers movie actually looks even worse than the first. My friend shouted at the screen when that trailer came up.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #110 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:32:55 AM »

HOW THE FUCK CAN GAMBIT NOT BE CAJUN?

It's like Wolverine not having claws

brawndolicious · « **Reply #111 on:** May 04, 2009, 02:08:15 AM »

What do you mean? He has a very thick Louisiana accent.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #112 on:** May 04, 2009, 02:58:41 AM »

was going by wilcos post on the previous page, obviously i havent seen it

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #113 on:** May 04, 2009, 08:25:28 AM »

A lot of the word of mouth from friends, family, and coworkers for this movie seem to be pretty positive overall. Nobody knows or cares who Deadpool is so whether this guy was botched or not (it was played by Ryan Reynolds, so it is assumed to be shit) didn't really make a difference except a few thousand dollars less from the hurting hindquarter contingency on the internet.

I'm going to see it for myself this week. I don't read nor care to read the comics so I don't really know if it is faithful to the comics or not. My past experience besides the movies was playing the characters in video games and watching the TV show in the early 90s.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #114 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:10:54 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 04, 2009, 02:08:15 AM

What do you mean? He has a very thick Louisiana accent.

Uh, no he does not.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #115 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:30:06 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on May 04, 2009, 01:32:55 AM

HOW THE FUCK CAN GAMBIT NOT BE CAJUN?

It's like Wolverine not having claws

That's right, it's not latin i used to think, it's french. Because of the whole mon ami, and cherry and shit like that. Again, Texas Football player.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #116 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:37:31 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2009, 12:25:59 AM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 03, 2009, 11:00:50 PM
Example of bad word of mouth doing damage even if the movie does bank -> Van Helsing. That movie made 300 and something million, but the franchise was killed before it took off.

Man, I hated that movie. I think I made it through about 45 minutes before I left the room in disgust.

I was bored out of my mind. I contemplated walking out half way through, but i was seeing it with my family. Would've been weird.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #117 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:09:42 AM »

Quote from: Willco on May 04, 2009, 09:10:54 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on May 04, 2009, 02:08:15 AM
What do you mean? He has a very thick Louisiana accent.

Uh, no he does not.

this is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. does he even use cards?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #118 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:33:02 AM »

He does, but he apparently has telekinesis now, as he could make them levitate and stuff.

He also uses his staff to climb walls like a spider monkey.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #119 on:** May 04, 2009, 11:06:57 AM »

Are you thinking that he had a bad accent or just no Louisiana accent whatsoever? The latter would suggest that you have ADD or Alzheimer's or something cause you could definitely tell from that movie that he was a New Orleans local.

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Author Topic: holy shit (Read 7424 times)