Author Topic: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era! (Read 9155 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** December 07, 2006, 10:21:09 PM »

I'm departing for greener pastures and packing my bags later this month. It feels like I got here only yesterday.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:22:47 PM »

Where ya goin', baby boo?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:23:12 PM »

You finally biting the bullet and moving to China? Or maybe just China Town, NY...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:23:44 PM »

I fly home for winter holiday on the 23rd, and I'll likely stay on the East Coast until late January/early February when I nail down a place in the San Francisco bay area.

That'll make Disposable White Guy and family and other assorted friends happy.

Prost · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:24:59 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 10:23:44 PM

I fly home for winter holiday on the 23rd, and I'll likely stay on the East Coast until late January/early February when I nail down a place in the San Francisco bay area.

That'll make Disposable White Guy and family and other assorted friends happy.

moving in with brother and cloudwalking?

Bacon · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:26:33 PM »

Bring your coat it can get chilly.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:26:57 PM »

My brother? My brother is 18-years-old and lives on the East Coast, so that's a negatory.

I am trying to lure cloudwalking with me, but there's no promises yet.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:28:50 PM »

So the Hollywood gig didn't exactly pan out, huh? $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:29:55 PM »

No, nothing like that. I'm still pursuing screenwriting and I haven't even sent off my feature to the anonymous big name director's office yet (having my lawyer look over some additional release paperwork).

It's just time for a change of scenery, especially when it looks like there's a good possibility that I can take my paying gig with me.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:30:55 PM »

Oh, well then...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:31:16 PM »

And I won't lie and say there's not a huge romantic incentive involved.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:32:25 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:33:09 PM »

C'mon demi, you know you want to come with. Do it.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:34:00 PM »

Let me sleep on it.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #14 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:42:16 PM »

demi. we can cuddle. i'll cook you general tso's chicken. we'll play DS together and pictochat each other poorly drawn penis pictures.

in other words, heaven.

whiteACID · « **Reply #15 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:42:57 PM »

I wanna go to Cali

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:43:09 PM »

Cool, I'll be the guy on the couch.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:28:35 PM »

THE EVILBORE HOUSE.

When people stop being awesome and start getting REAL.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:31:30 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 11:28:35 PM

THE EVILBORE HOUSE.

When people stop being awesome and start getting REAL.

Fortunately, I was never awesome...

Mandark · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:40:23 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 07, 2006, 10:43:09 PM

Cool, I'll be the guy on the couch.

Matlock's going to have something to say about that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:44:33 PM »

Mandark, want to hang out before I fly back out to San Fran?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:46:49 PM »

SEATTLE SEATTLE SEATTLE. God we'd have a grand time of BOOZE

cloudwalking · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on December 07, 2006, 11:40:23 PM

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 07, 2006, 10:43:09 PM
Cool, I'll be the guy on the couch.

Matlock's going to have something to say about that.

hahahahaha

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM »

White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:59:44 PM »

Wait, does CrystalGemini live in SF? I thought I was the only one living in Los Angeles with a geographically-awkward Asian sweetie in San Francisco. YOU'RE STEALING MY SCHTICK, FEDERMAN.

Let's meet up for dinner or drinks or something before you bail.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:05:05 AM »

I told you we'd should hang out! But, yeah, let's hang out. She'll be in town from the 15th for a few days, so let's all hang out then!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:09:26 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 12:05:05 AM

I told you we'd should hang out! But, yeah, let's hang out. She'll be in town from the 15th for a few days, so let's all hang out then!

I'm in-town and on semi-vacation from Dec 18-23. I have to work, but not hard. Getting away in the evenings for a sensible dinner (or insensible drinking) should be easy-peasy. Nay, Japanesey.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM

White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM »

I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:18:49 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM

I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

I used to be that way, Cloud. Hell, up until my current apartment, I had never lived in the same dwelling for more than two years in a row my entire LIFE. But this place is just so centrally located in Atlanta and damn cheap that it's hard moving. Hell, I can have no job and still live alright.

But I think I'm about to freak out and do something crazy, like sell all of my shit and move to Alaska or something. That would be awesome.

Bacon · « **Reply #30 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:39:10 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM

I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?

rocketman · « **Reply #31 on:** December 08, 2006, 01:34:50 AM »

Stay the fuck away from my coast, fat boy.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #32 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:05:43 AM »

KY: The Prison state.

Stay as far away from here as possible. Shitty place to exist confirmed.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #33 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:06:36 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2006, 10:23:44 PM

That'll make Disposable White Guy and family and other assorted friends happy.

That is a lie.

I'm never happy

etiolate · « **Reply #34 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:09:13 AM »

NorCal FTW

morphix · « **Reply #35 on:** December 08, 2006, 08:07:11 AM »

CA is a nice place to live, hope you can work something out

TheOMan · « **Reply #36 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:12:26 PM »

Hey man - good luck on the move!

...

Do they have poutine in San Fran?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #37 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:28:49 PM »

I'm going to feel incomplete unless I get to pound

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a few drinks with

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Federman before he leaves.

whiteACID · « **Reply #38 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:31:34 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 08, 2006, 12:39:10 AM

Quote from: cloudwalking on December 08, 2006, 12:15:05 AM
I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?

Ya, she's only 19, your parents making you move doesn't really equal "choice", unless you made your parents move, which is just weird.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #39 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:34:47 PM »

If Cloudwalking is only 19 then goddamn I am going STRAIGHT to hell

Bacon · « **Reply #40 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:44:01 PM »

I just found it funny that she was like speaking about a life of adventures and travels but she is only 19.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #41 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:45:32 PM »

Well, it's not like you're limited to what you can do by your age.

When I was 19, I had already lived in Hawaii twice, had open heart surgery, lost my virginity, and been on TV twice. bububub I was only 19!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:47:00 PM »

Well, I'm keeping my job and telecommuting on an interim basis (one boss is a big proponent of getting me to leave, the other is skeptical but we'll try it for awhile), so if it works out - I'll have to fly to Los Angeles for work anyway. We might still have a chance, Corny.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:47:35 PM »

With baited breath, I await!

Cyanista · « **Reply #44 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:49:15 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 10:42:57 PM

I wanna go to Cali

Me too. Roadtrip.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #45 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:49:40 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 02:34:47 PM

If Cloudwalking is only 19 then goddamn I am going STRAIGHT to hell (Image removed from quote.)

Even younger than Waychel

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:50:41 PM »

And dude, I have family in San Diego, so I'll always be down there at least once a year.

We can make this relationship work, man.

demi · « **Reply #47 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:52:30 PM »

I want to go to Pasadena.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** December 08, 2006, 02:58:59 PM »

I'll take you on a road trip if you move in with me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #49 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:01:57 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2006, 02:49:40 PM

Even younger than Waychel

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but I'm only kidding, dode

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DJ_Tet · « **Reply #50 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:08:09 PM »

Why not live it up?

She likes older guys, have you seen her boyfriend?

For that matter has Demi?

TVC15 · « **Reply #51 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM

Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

TheOMan · « **Reply #52 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:40:24 PM »

San Francisco, San Diego, I always mix them up...

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:43:07 PM »

WE DONT WANT YOU HERE ANYMORE ANYWAY, WILLCO! TAKE YOUR STINK UP NORTH WHERE THE REST OF THE STINKIES LIVE!

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #54 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:44:47 PM »

I'm 18 on the 23rd

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #55 on:** December 08, 2006, 04:56:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.

TVC15 · « **Reply #56 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 04:56:41 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.

I'm not really into anal. We can just get naked and kick the shit out of each other and then choke each other with belts til we cum

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:12:11 PM »

I can do that.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:17:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 05:11:47 PM

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 04:56:41 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 08, 2006, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 08, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Quote from: demi on December 07, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

No one wants me to live with them. Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama. Why would I want to fuck that up? I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta. I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi: you can move in with me if you'll be my butler. My sex butler.

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.

I'm not really into anal. We can just get naked and kick the shit out of each other and then choke each other with belts til we cum

Awesome. I'm hairy like a bear, though.

Pro-tip: do NOT google image search "gay bear", folks.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #59 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:31:22 PM »

I'm actually heading out to Cali with my cousin and friend next Fall. My cousin is pursuing an acting career and wants me to come along. I may end up becoming a roommate or something and actually live out there

This Eastern Yank is gonna be a fish outta water

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Author Topic: ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era! (Read 9155 times)

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