Author Topic: IT IS A MYSTERY prediction thread (Read 18698 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** May 15, 2009, 03:10:18 PM »

MAF returns.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:11:38 PM »

name changes to "thebore.com" finally

archie4208 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:12:15 PM »

tehjaybo becomes an icon

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:12:40 PM »

name changes to fatmirox

cool breeze · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:20:02 PM »

support for real touch

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:24:01 PM »

New category of "super-leper" debuts.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:24:20 PM »

my inside sources tell me my first prediction is wrong.

Alternate prediction: Evilbore merges with WikiFur.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:25:01 PM »

android icons reach the end of their life cycle and self-destruct

Cyanista · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:25:25 PM »

I think there's a monster on the island!

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:30:48 PM »

Snake or Deadpool emoticon.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:31:35 PM »

No but seriously, we're instating an ID/Password system where you have to fill out a captcha and post a live webcam feed of your dick that's placed against a saved image on our own DB.

Crushed · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:36:31 PM »

Willco flees country, revealed to be Israeli spy collecting information on gentile penises.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:39:06 PM »

/slowly backs out of ~~thread~~ country

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:41:19 PM »

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:42:18 PM »

Jinfash's logo design/banner is finished

Crushed · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:43:21 PM »

PD comes out of closet, admits that s/he is an FTM transsexual. Marries MAF in a small tasteful civil ceremony, changes username to Mrs. Happy Butt.

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:43:56 PM »

Metal Gear Raiden.

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:45:00 PM »

nothing happens

it is all a ruse to get people interested in the forum again

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:45:38 PM »

Cock Day.

Crushed · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:50:57 PM »

TheBore.com goes live, sponsored by Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen™.

Crushed · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:55:52 PM »

jarosh and cloud announce the imminent coming of the borechild, who will lead us true believers from this perverse world and into the embrace of the stars

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:57:36 PM »

thebore.com is a wikity wikity wack

the only purpose that would serve is to appease evillore and make the borecast more family friendly for neogaf

tehjaybo · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:58:50 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 15, 2009, 03:12:15 PM

tehjaybo becomes an icon

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:59:05 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on May 15, 2009, 03:55:52 PM

jarosh and cloud announce the imminent coming of the borechild, who will lead us true believers from this perverse world and into the embrace of the stars

i.e. - jarosh's sphincter

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #24 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:59:53 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 15, 2009, 03:25:25 PM

I think there's a monster on the island!

Yes, if the Icons demise does not come to pass on that fateful day, fore witch our saviour, the hebrew-god Willco hath prophesised, I Ackroyd, devourer of mutants will wreak a great and terrible vengeance upon thine, and thine like.

Using my noble axe and insatiable homophile nature bestowed on to me by Willco, I will destroy all Icons.

To do this, I must first decapitate the legendary Tauntaun's genitalia, from which all Icons gather their life force. After witch, I will proceed to man-rape all subsidary Icons to death.

The land will be green and pleasant once more friends, fear not.

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:01:11 PM »

oh my god you're such a nerd

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #26 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:02:02 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #27 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:02:43 PM »

i hope its the day we ban all the swedes from the forum

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Viz on May 15, 2009, 04:02:43 PM

i hope its the day we ban all the swedes from the forum

Hyoushi!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:13:17 PM »

Quote from: Malek on May 15, 2009, 04:07:24 PM

Quote from: Viz on May 15, 2009, 04:02:43 PM
i hope its the day we ban all the swedes from the forum

Hyoushi!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Even if he was banned he would break that like the matrix cause he's too sexy.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #30 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:21:43 PM »

I'm against any name change. I don't care about the GAF putdown thing, I just think "evilbore" is prima facie an amusing name for a web forum, and I'd hate to see that go away.

muckhole · « **Reply #31 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:23:52 PM »

I think Willco took my comments to heart and is going for the Alien 3/Guitar player forum after all.

It's so awesome it hurts.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:38:27 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 15, 2009, 03:51:30 PM

i know

but i won't tell

GIVE US A HINT taco.

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:51:07 PM »

he cant or else his girlfriend would punish him with no sex for one hour

Veidt · « **Reply #34 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:34:02 PM »

Veidt finally........

[finish the sentence]

Mandark · « **Reply #35 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:34:26 PM »

willcolostomy.com

Cyanista · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:45:51 PM »

Quote from: InfectedGib on May 15, 2009, 03:59:53 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on May 15, 2009, 03:25:25 PM
I think there's a monster on the island!

Yes, if the Icons demise does not come to pass on that fateful day, fore witch our saviour, the hebrew-god Willco hath prophesised, I Ackroyd, devourer of mutants will wreak a great and terrible vengeance upon thine, and thine like.

Using my noble axe and insatiable homophile nature bestowed on to me by Willco, I will destroy all Icons.

To do this, I must first decapitate the legendary Tauntaun's genitalia, from which all Icons gather their life force. After witch, I will proceed to man-rape all subsidary Icons to death.

The land will be green and pleasant once more friends, fear not.

MOG, I'm going to get man-raped to death.

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What should I wear?!

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:04:35 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 15, 2009, 07:47:21 PM

The Card Cheat realizes he's a far worse poster than the people he disparages?

As long as I'm disparaging YOU, that's pretty much an impossibility!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:13:35 PM »

board goes all nude, all the time

Bocsius · « **Reply #39 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:14:47 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 15, 2009, 08:13:35 PM

board goes all nude, all the time

In other words, the board lost its liquor license. Bye bye, TVC.

drew · « **Reply #40 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:15:11 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 15, 2009, 08:13:35 PM

board goes all nude, all the time

way ahead of you buddy

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #41 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:15:35 PM »

hahaha

Cheebs · « **Reply #42 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:16:39 PM »

shake to be unbanned and iconized

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #43 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:17:03 PM »

Cheebs got it

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:29:45 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 15, 2009, 08:13:53 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 15, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 15, 2009, 07:47:21 PM
The Card Cheat realizes he's a far worse poster than the people he disparages?

As long as I'm disparaging YOU, that's pretty much an impossibility!

Disappointing. I expected better. Why, I don't know. If we're not discussing VORP or the state of some random House race in New Hampshire, you're one of the more ignorant posters on this board.

Whereas with you, no matter WHAT we're discussing you're the same insufferable prick! I like to switch it up sometimes, gets boring otherwise.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:43:55 PM »

The long-awaited name change to TooterTown.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:55:22 PM »

My influence on EB culture continues. Of course it was I who did this whole mystery date on the calender thing, which ultimately led to my first real life meeting with Cheebs

Cheebs · « **Reply #47 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:01:27 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 15, 2009, 08:57:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2009, 08:55:22 PM
My influence on EB culture continues. Of course it was I who did this whole mystery date on the calender thing, which ultimately led to my first real life meeting with Cheebs

How was Cheebs irl?

He said I smiled too much I believe. PD is a lot different offline. He is very very very serious, and seems to be pretty shy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:03:45 PM »

Cheebs is real energetic. Smiles too much.

Cheebs · « **Reply #49 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:05:13 PM »

I'm more of a Ernie and you are more of a Bert.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:10:02 PM »

I like that analogy

Cheebs · « **Reply #51 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:13:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2009, 09:10:02 PM

I like that analogy

You are like this:
#t=1m47s

Crushed · « **Reply #52 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on May 15, 2009, 09:10:56 PM

There goes another childhood memory.

Oh come on, they lived together, played with rubber toys, Sesame Street was all about accepting diversity... think about it.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #53 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 15, 2009, 09:13:18 PM

Spencer posts full frontal nudity.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:17:54 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on May 15, 2009, 09:13:56 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2009, 09:10:02 PM
I like that analogy
You are like this:
#t=1m47s

$:-\$

It's hilarious that I still have your movies btw. I kinda wish you left KOH with me instead of True Romance. Sure I like TR but KOH DC omg

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #55 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:29:06 PM »

VISUAL STUDIO 2010 & .NET 4.0 PUBLIC BETA

Yeti · « **Reply #56 on:** May 16, 2009, 01:11:51 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 16, 2009, 04:16:57 AM

Quote from: Spencer on May 15, 2009, 09:13:18 PM
Spencer posts full frontal nudity.

He didn't say the pictures would be of himself though. It's best to temper our optimism.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #57 on:** May 16, 2009, 01:40:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2009, 09:17:54 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on May 15, 2009, 09:13:56 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2009, 09:10:02 PM
I like that analogy
You are like this:
#t=1m47s
$:-\$

It's hilarious that I still have your movies btw. I kinda wish you left KOH with me instead of True Romance. Sure I like TR but KOH DC omg

You know, you could rent stuff... or does Mom not allow that either?

Veidt · « **Reply #58 on:** May 16, 2009, 02:15:51 PM »

New layout for the forum, made out of the liquids of SORROW.

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wtf, I know it wasn't a good one. So don't quote me

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Diunx · « **Reply #59 on:** May 16, 2009, 02:49:36 PM »

Veidt post cock pics.

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