Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and corn; egg bacon and corn; egg bacon sausage and corn; corn bacon sausage and corn; corn egg corn corn bacon and corn; corn sausage corn corn bacon corn tomato and corn;
Vikings: corn corn corn corn...
Waitress: ...corn corn corn egg and corn; corn corn corn corn corn corn baked beans corn corn corn...
Vikings: Corn! Lovely corn! Lovely corn!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and corn.
Wife: Have you got anything without corn?
Waitress: Well, there's corn egg sausage and corn, that's not got much corn in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY corn!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon corn and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got corn in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much corn in it as corn egg sausage and corn, has it?
Vikings: Corn corn corn corn... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon corn and sausage without the corn then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like corn!
Vikings: Lovely corn! Wonderful corn!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely corn! Wonderful corn!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon corn and sausage without the corn.
Wife: I don't like corn!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your corn. I love it. I'm having corn corn corn corn corn corn corn beaked beans corn corn corn and corn!
Vikings: Corn corn corn corn. Lovely corn! Wonderful corn!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her corn instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean corn corn corn corn corn corn... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Corn corn corn corn. Lovely corn! Wonderful corn! Corn corn corn. Lovely corn! Lovely corn! Lovely corn! Lovely corn! Lovely corn! Corn corn corn corn!