
OH BOY A HATE VOICE MESSAGE SESSION IN TEKKEN!

In another lag-filled match, I beat a guy just doing df+3, 3 every round.
Him: "Look here you jockin bitch, yeah you don't even DESERVE that rank*, you punk-ass BASTARD!! Learn some damn new moves!!!!"
Me: lol u mad u got beat down with just one move lmao
Him: Well I'm BETTER THAN YO ASS USING HER. I'LL PUNK YOU INO NEXT WEEK USING HER!!! FUCKIN' WHORE. YOU START JOCKIN'."
Me: u can't beat one move. What a scrub. lmao
Him: I hope you know you disgracing yourself. You belittling yourself. YOU SUCK. GO FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO FIGHT WITH
Me: hey, thanks for the voice messages-- comedy gold i can share with the interwebs. maybe u should be mad at urself for being too stupid to know how to counter low, SCRUB. OWNED.
Him: "Scrub? It's live. It's gonna be laggy. So if I was guardin, I'm not gonna be catching you low all the time. YOU KNOW DAT."
Me: not my fault u can't play this game well. u should sell it and go play madden or something, SCRUB.
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You can counter that move so easily. Just hit df on the second hit. Doesn't matter if there's lag or not.
*[Thanks to this match, I'm now 3rd dan, 35-8.]