Author Topic: Official Microsoft E3 conference of complete next gen dominance (Read 86672 times)

SantaC · « **Reply #600 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:14:40 PM »

jesus this conference is long, I thought they were only 1 hour?

castle007 · « **Reply #601 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:14:48 PM »

this is really fucking creepy !!!!!!

Purple Filth · « **Reply #602 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:14:55 PM »

I can get a summary here

at work :'(

did MS get Metal Gear?

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #603 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:04 PM »

pedi pedi pedi

Jansen · « **Reply #604 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:09 PM »

wow this is super gay

Cheebs · « **Reply #605 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:12 PM »

oh godddd what the hell has nintendo done to microsoft.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #606 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:18 PM »

few more years until we hear about people marrying milo

duckman2000 · « **Reply #607 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:24 PM »

Remember when you were supposed to really connect with that dog of his? Yeah, I'm totally buying his human interaction sim. What a cunt.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #608 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:27 PM »

why did they wait until rape games were banned to introduce this technology? interactive rapelay is the stuff of dreams.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #609 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:27 PM »

Claire is tasty

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #610 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:32 PM »

can you make him commit suicide?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #611 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:36 PM »

chicky~

maxy · « **Reply #612 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:45 PM »

You can talk to game characters

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Beezy · « **Reply #613 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:15:49 PM »

Ugh, I hope this thing is expensive. It needs to bomb hard.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #614 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:16:15 PM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on June 01, 2009, 04:15:27 PM

why did they wait until rape games were banned to introduce this technology? interactive rapelay is the stuff of dreams.

You're in luck, rape games weren't actually banned!

cool breeze · « **Reply #615 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:16:18 PM »

this conference was awesome until milo

this is dreadful

duckman2000 · « **Reply #616 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:16:21 PM »

This feels totally like a behind closed doors tech demo made public

dark1x · « **Reply #617 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:16:25 PM »

Kind of reminds me of those old PS3 tech demos using the Eyetoy (the sink with the ducks).

castle007 · « **Reply #618 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:16:32 PM »

the tech is incredible but it is creepy

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #619 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:16:47 PM »

Drinky am cry

Jansen · « **Reply #620 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:06 PM »

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #621 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:11 PM »

It doesn't matter if its a camera, they are trying to copy the Wii's success. FAIL

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #622 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:27 PM »

behind closed doors.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #623 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:33 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 01, 2009, 04:16:00 PM

EYETOY? NAW SON, EYETOY DON'T HAVE SHIT ON THIS. THE EYETOY IS LIKE A LITTLE BABY BIKE COMPARED TO THIS ROARING HARLEY MICROSOFT HAS GIVEN US.

So, that's a no then?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #624 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:36 PM »

I BET YOU'RE WONDERING IF THIS IS REAL OR FAKE

WELL WELL WELL I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW... SOME OF YOU.... BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #625 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:40 PM »

why?

why?

why?

just why

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #626 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:44 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2009, 04:16:15 PM

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on June 01, 2009, 04:15:27 PM
why did they wait until rape games were banned to introduce this technology? interactive rapelay is the stuff of dreams.

You're in luck, rape games weren't actually banned!

christmas has come early for everyone but my digital victims

a celebration is in order

Brehvolution · « **Reply #627 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:47 PM »

look at my drawrings, bum lookah!

Robo · « **Reply #628 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:17:53 PM »

Seaman, but somehow ... creepier?

Cheebs · « **Reply #629 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:18:06 PM »

can we blame nintendo for this?

please?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #630 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:18:46 PM »

Quote from: dark1x on June 01, 2009, 04:16:25 PM

Kind of reminds me of those old PS3 tech demos using the Eyetoy (the sink with the ducks).

Not to mention menu navigation, painting and hitting around objects.

Jansen · « **Reply #631 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:18:51 PM »

no rpgs

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #632 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:19:04 PM »

blame nintendo for it, sure, but at least nintendo knew that their tech could be integrated into existing genres. this is just a huuuuge disconnect

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #633 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:19:19 PM »

wtf, no MGS4?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #634 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:19:37 PM »

Netal looks hot.

can't f'n wait!!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #635 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:19:39 PM »

Oh wow, this was so, so terrible. Wait for 2010!

Beezy · « **Reply #636 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:19:44 PM »

"The best controller ever invented, you." *cue cheesy smile*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #637 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:20:06 PM »

I give the entire conference a 7/10

good game lineup, horrible ending

Can't wait to hand Milo a bottle of scotch

demi · « **Reply #638 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:20:11 PM »

Seriously, PM me

Will even give you my account

Robo · « **Reply #639 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:20:24 PM »

From Kotaku liveblog:

12:19 crecente: OK, I'm reassessing my press conference winner

12:19 crecente: It's going to be very hard for Nintendo or Sony to top this. The bar has been set

LOL

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #640 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:21:09 PM »

If this was bad, what's Nintendo's conference going to be like?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #641 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:21:20 PM »

ODST could have saved it, but no, it just had to look terrible. Bungie sucks so much. At least Splinter Cell and Alan Wake looked good.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #642 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:21:34 PM »

awesome conference. total homerun

even mark rein agrees

Quote

And it's over. What would you give that conference out of 10? Mark Rein says, "11; that was over the top."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #643 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:21:39 PM »

The only way that Milo stuff would really interest me if you had like a whole RPG built around it where you could actually talk to characters and stuff by actually say words out loud to them.

Not that it will ever happen though.

Jansen · « **Reply #644 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:21:47 PM »

crackdown 2
alan wake
shadow complex
new splinter cell

looks like it'll be a shit year for msft. i mean all they have for the rest of the year is splinter cell and odst

demi · « **Reply #645 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:21:53 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 01, 2009, 04:21:14 PM

So

+++++++Crackdown 2
+++++Alan Wake
+++Splinter Cell
++Last.fm
+Netal
+Left 4 Dead 2

- ODST
- MW2
- Forza 3

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++shadow complex

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #646 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:22:10 PM »

What nongames have ever sold well? None

nongames

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #647 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:22:25 PM »

Now imagine FF7 remake on 360 where you actually get to talk to Tifa in the bar.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #648 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on June 01, 2009, 04:21:09 PM

If this was bad, what's Nintendo's conference going to be like?

x 2

Beezy · « **Reply #649 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:22:45 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 01, 2009, 04:21:14 PM

So
+Netal

- MW2

eat a dick

duckman2000 · « **Reply #650 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:22:52 PM »

The next person that compares a fucking Peter "it's like a real dog, he rolls and begs" Molyneux project to Skynet should have his ear chewed off by wild boars.