Author Topic: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk (Read 234427 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1500 on:** September 06, 2009, 01:31:15 AM »

so I went to my cousins birthday party and was intimidated by a 17 year old girl. One who I've know for like 8 years. fml.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1501 on:** September 06, 2009, 02:36:48 AM »

It seems like the more questions I answer on OkCupid, the more selective in regards to responding to messages the females seem to be. On the bright side, a lot of my results are witty, smart and genuinely interesting. Returning to the negative, I'm totally wasting my damn time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1502 on:** September 06, 2009, 04:59:55 PM »

DS9 Season 2 is rather good so far.

etiolate · « **Reply #1503 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:40:03 PM »

OKay WTF

People keep thinking I have an accent, but I'm just ordinary white American. My grandpa and great grandparents were British, but that's about as close as I get to fresh off the boat. My friends will randomly bring up how I have "a funny way of speaking". I use to get mimicked/mocked by the lunch lady in highschool. I think it has only gotten worse since then.

People ask me if I'm european or some exchange student. I went to an office dinner party of an ex's and since I hardly spoke during the party(these shindigs were always fucking lame), everyone thought I was her foreign speaking beau.

Now today, I went to a Quaker meeting for the first time and introduced myself. After the meeting, three people in a row came up to ask me what country I was from. The first person asked if I was Flemish or Norwegian, the next if I was from England. And since I am of these heritages, answering the questions only confused them more. From now on, I'm just white california trash.

I don't know how to describe my particular manner of speaking, but according to my sister I sound like nick cage in Vampire's Kiss.

[youtube=560,345]kfcJUl39iiA[/youtube]

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1504 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:40:53 PM »

Why is it so easy for me to imagine this?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1505 on:** September 07, 2009, 12:06:35 AM »

it's disgusting how well Batman: TAS has held up. Just watched the first Joker episode. Mark Hamill is a god.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1506 on:** September 07, 2009, 12:24:23 AM »

The little Stark boys :'( :'( :'( :'( These books are sad

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1507 on:** September 07, 2009, 12:53:08 AM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #1508 on:** September 07, 2009, 05:56:34 PM »

I bought condoms off amazon because I thought "hey I can get free 2-day shipping!"

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1509 on:** September 07, 2009, 06:31:20 PM »

people who are to cowardly to go to Shoppers.

Diunx · « **Reply #1510 on:** September 07, 2009, 06:35:04 PM »

I didn't even know they sold condoms on the internet. smh.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1511 on:** September 07, 2009, 06:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 07, 2009, 06:30:16 PM

Who the fuck buys condoms off the internet

save $$$!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1512 on:** September 07, 2009, 06:55:44 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 07, 2009, 06:44:34 PM

Save $$$ by having sex with a girl you can trust and whos on the pill and don't use condoms boo

AHA good joke.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1513 on:** September 07, 2009, 06:56:13 PM »

Also, haven't you had a few HIV scares in the past year? Hmm....

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1514 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:00:18 PM »

OMG origin of Two-Face episode. too bad they didn't go with "acid to the face".

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1515 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:17:40 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 07, 2009, 06:44:34 PM

Save $$$ by having sex with a girl you can trust and whos on the pill and don't use condoms boo

Who hijacked Kosma's account?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1516 on:** September 08, 2009, 03:14:36 AM »

Should we hit up Maleks v3.0 thread or this one? Or are they separate entities? No matter, because

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lionswims?cf=regular

Browsing OkCupid is total emotional hate fucking but seeing profiles like her, her interests and whatnot... out interests just align so perfectly.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1517 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:13:44 AM »

Fuckkkk I have a 102.9 fever right now. I can't remember the last time I've been this sick. Better hit up the doc.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1518 on:** September 08, 2009, 12:44:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 08, 2009, 06:13:44 AM

Fuckkkk I have a 102.9 fever right now. I can't remember the last time I've been this sick. Better hit up the doc.

Yeah, that's bad. Hit up the advil/tylenol too to keep your temp down.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1519 on:** September 08, 2009, 02:50:58 PM »

rachel commented on on of my pics "aww look at you all cute and scruff."

I've been crazy about this girl for years.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1520 on:** September 08, 2009, 03:24:55 PM »

Get on that

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1521 on:** September 08, 2009, 03:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 08, 2009, 02:50:58 PM

rachel commented on on of my pics "aww look at you all cute and scruff." I've been crazy about this girl for years.

The heartbreak begins

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1522 on:** September 08, 2009, 03:30:12 PM »

There has been a new worker that has been MIA since last Thursday. No call. No show.
Our head of HR had a sheriff go to his residence to check if he was ok.
His mom answered the door and said he just moved to another city working for some company.
He had been here 8 total days.

2G2D must be over.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1523 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 08, 2009, 03:32:01 PM

Sounds like shes talking about a puppy, dont get your condoms ready FatherM.

I'll cancel the amazon order :'( :'( :'(

She did just change her relationship status to single yesterday and comment on the photo which has been on facebook for like half a year though.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1524 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:15:20 PM »

Let me tell you how to sweet talk a girl.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[youtube=560,345]a1o82BVKFp8[/youtube]

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J/k, you really just pull your penis out.

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1525 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:15:41 PM »

Oh no... don't dive for the rebound. Don't do it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1526 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:20:16 PM »

Just buy one of these.

http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-motion/

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1527 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:21:59 PM »

Juice when you got yours did you by the optional saddle bag too?

I should also mention that she lives half way across the country. Nothing is going to happen :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1528 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:23:57 PM »

I was about to ask if I should get the saddle bag.

FatalT · « **Reply #1529 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:25:03 PM »

Woo the new Muse album leaked.

Diunx · « **Reply #1530 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:25:54 PM »

link?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1531 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:27:21 PM »

It looks useful in keeping all the fleshligh accessories together. You would not believe how hard it is to keep the stuff organized. They are all over my room. Hell once I even slipped on my green fleshlight and fell down the stairs.

Diunx · « **Reply #1532 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:32:39 PM »

I'm serious Fatal T give me the torrent link or I'll kill a puppy every 5 minutes

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1533 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:39:55 PM »

I am also interested in this leak.

Diunx · « **Reply #1534 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:53:28 PM »

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R26J3FHE

FatalT · « **Reply #1535 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:56:38 PM »

Sorry Diunx I went to take a shower! I thought I posted that in the Outside Links thread too but I guess in all my excitement I posted it in here instead. Whoops!

Diunx · « **Reply #1536 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:57:31 PM »

If anyone can find a 4shared or sendspace link it would be awesome if you pm to me since those are the only sites that work at school and I have to go and wont be able to finish the download

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1537 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:59:06 PM »

That file isn't working. $:-\$

FatalT · « **Reply #1538 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:02:20 PM »

The torrent I downloaded it from was deleted. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1539 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:10:54 PM »

replying with "Sure, you wait until you're half way across the country before telling me I'm cute

"

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1540 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:38:02 PM »

http://www.mediafire.com/?h2tdnmtfkmt

Don't know why this isn't all in the music thread, but whatever lol

jiji · « **Reply #1541 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:46:56 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 08, 2009, 04:20:16 PM

Just buy one of these.

http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-motion/

Sounds like a recipe for bromance. Brofists all around when you've finished.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1542 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:53:41 PM »

edit: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=29843.msg922986#msg922986

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1543 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:53:45 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 08, 2009, 05:53:19 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 08, 2009, 05:10:54 PM
replying with "Sure, you wait until you're half way across the country before telling me I'm cute "

we tell you youre cute everyday!

We don't have bewbs. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1544 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:56:12 PM »

I've been developing my own set of boobs all summer. And a gut. I really need to start running again. :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1545 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:56:39 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 08, 2009, 05:55:21 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 08, 2009, 05:53:45 PM
Quote from: Kosma on September 08, 2009, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on September 08, 2009, 05:10:54 PM
replying with "Sure, you wait until you're half way across the country before telling me I'm cute "

we tell you youre cute everyday!

We don't have bewbs. $:-\$

man boobs

Reb · « **Reply #1546 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:44:55 PM »

I actually have boobs now, hairy boobs. I'm so disgusted with myself.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1547 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:00:39 PM »

she replied "I always thought you were cute... just awkward haha" dreams crushed once again. :'(

is there any witty reply I can have to this? Something decidedly non awkward.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1548 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:30:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 08, 2009, 07:00:39 PM

she replied "I always thought you were cute... just awkward haha" dreams crushed once again. :'(

is there any witty reply I can have to this? Something decidedly non awkward.

"well, it's better that we're being forward, rather than awkward. I mean, it's cool that you think I'm cute and I know sometimes I can be awkward, but we're, like, all awkward sometimes you know what I mean like since roman times people have been awkwardly scurrying around and like nothing stopped them so it's cool that you think i'm cute and I'm sorry for sometimes being a bit awkward but we can work that out through time and medication."

Just copy and paste and don't forget to text me from her pants

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1549 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:41:46 PM »

Spes propter tuum uerbia prope caditur. Uno die cor tuum capiam.

The hope nearly dies on account of your words. One day I will capture your heart.

I think I should reply with the first part. I like it, in half joke kind of way. The second part is to much.

I wish I could say were that you hadn't appended that last part.

wait that works

Spes propter tuum uerbia prope caditur. Were that you hadn't appended that last part! O me miserum!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1550 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:46:49 PM »

I think latin might be a bit heavy, unless she seems like someone who could appreciate it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1551 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:48:42 PM »

I mean to do it in half joking way. I've put latin quotes into emails I've sent her before.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1552 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:11:58 PM »

You say awkward- I say quirky. Quirky is still cute any way.

Diunx · « **Reply #1553 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:13:46 PM »

Hell yeah college's internet is unblocked! gonna download some hd porn after the resistance is done.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1554 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:17:38 PM »

Me > Latin > Kranz Fafka

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1555 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »

Ya I took a shower and came to the same conclusion as Fresh.

it will be "But I'm really only awkward when I'm around people. Besides some might say that awkwardness is cute! I really can't talk on the phone though. That's past my abilities"

I'll post both replies and then a third saying

"I had two replies and couldn't select just one so I posted both. The result is...rather awkward."

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1556 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:23:33 PM »

How well does she know you?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1557 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:24:15 PM »

Better than anyone else.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1558 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:25:05 PM »

I'm out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1559 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:25:47 PM »

Is it that bad? :'(

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