Author Topic: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk (Read 234918 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1800 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:28:26 AM »

diet coke. I wasn't being specific.

I'm not shaving my chest!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1801 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:32:34 AM »

Jeez, everyone on OKCupid is really down on drugs

elektrikluv · « **Reply #1802 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:43:15 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 15, 2009, 03:28:26 AM

I'm not shaving my chest!

Good!

Bildi · « **Reply #1803 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:46:28 AM »

I don't really understand women who like men's chests to look like that of a pre-pubescent teen (whether male or female).

Or enjoy the suction that arises with two bare chests.

Or want it to feel like they're screwing a flat-chested girl.

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I can kind of understand that last one actually.

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1804 on:** September 15, 2009, 07:00:51 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 15, 2009, 03:01:50 AM

Here's a list of demands from an unemployed single mom who dropped out of high school.
Quote
Doesn't mind kids
Loves to cuddle
Honesty/faithfulness
does not play head games
Taller then me
Little or NO body hair (not a fan of chest hair..)
Independence{ex: Own vehicle,lives by self or with roommate,is employed..etc)
Short hair

A few dislikes:
short guys *under 5'9.. buh bye*..Unless i make first contact
Guys under 20.. well then those are boys.
Old ugly run down vehicles..
red heads
bad teeth (ex: Yellow stained color, and crooked)
Bar stars/partyers..(that goes for you guys)
Chain Smokers!!/Drug users
Jealousy
Cheaters/Players
Liars
ton of facial hair
Long hair on guys.

Not wanting a guy thats taller than her is a bit telling. I mean, within the context of all the other demands, I pity the dude that gets into a serious relationship with her.

Bocsius · « **Reply #1805 on:** September 15, 2009, 11:50:55 AM »

So bored.... so very bored.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1806 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:55:15 PM »

False alarm last about Rachel.

Bocsius · « **Reply #1807 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:01:53 PM »

Things that annoy me about people, #4196:

People who constantly laugh at what they say, especially when they're the only ones finding any humor in whatever was said.

Now I have to add 4196b, because I have a new coworker that has that very problem, but with a twist. You know in television shows and/or movies, there's the stereotypical way-too-drunk-guy laugh that's just a big release of air that makes everyone within range recoil, as if the very vapors could induce alcohol poisoning, and trails off in such a way that you think the person surely must pass out? She's got that laugh. So she'll say something not remotely funny and then follow it with drunk-guy laugh. It's insufferable.

I have time to whine about this, of course, because I literally have nothing to do. But that's better, I guess, then their ideas of having me work on some canned solution's implementation.

Diunx · « **Reply #1808 on:** September 15, 2009, 04:05:39 PM »

I'm a senior member!

archie4208 · « **Reply #1809 on:** September 15, 2009, 10:43:40 PM »

I had a job interview for a local accounting position, and the guy who interviewed me is friends with the person that fired me.

tiesto · « **Reply #1810 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:32:32 AM »

Hmm, this online dating stuff seems to be getting insane for me - I'm talking to about 12 girls in concurrence at the moment... everything from 20 year olds still in college, to 29 year old divorcees, from short Italian girls to tall blondes, from girls that live all the way on the other side of Nassau, to ones who actually went to HS with me... even a super fobby Chinese girl (who "likes the horror movies with ghost")... the one I like the best? The petite, 23 year old blonde who moved here a few years ago from Bialystok, of course!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1811 on:** September 16, 2009, 12:26:34 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 16, 2009, 11:32:32 AM

Hmm, this online dating stuff seems to be getting insane for me - I'm talking to about 12 girls in concurrence at the moment... everything from 20 year olds still in college, to 29 year old divorcees, from short Italian girls to tall blondes, from girls that live all the way on the other side of Nassau, to ones who actually went to HS with me... even a super fobby Chinese girl (who "likes the horror movies with ghost")... the one I like the best? The petite, 23 year old blonde who moved here a few years ago from Bialystok, of course!

Wat?

tiesto · « **Reply #1812 on:** September 16, 2009, 12:39:41 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 16, 2009, 12:26:34 PM

Quote from: tiesto on September 16, 2009, 11:32:32 AM
Hmm, this online dating stuff seems to be getting insane for me - I'm talking to about 12 girls in concurrence at the moment... everything from 20 year olds still in college, to 29 year old divorcees, from short Italian girls to tall blondes, from girls that live all the way on the other side of Nassau, to ones who actually went to HS with me... even a super fobby Chinese girl (who "likes the horror movies with ghost")... the one I like the best? The petite, 23 year old blonde who moved here a few years ago from Bialystok, of course!

Wat?

City in NE Poland...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1813 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:24:46 PM »

So she doesn't like black people either?

tiesto · « **Reply #1814 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 16, 2009, 02:03:55 PM

She prob never saw one before she moved to the States

How would you compare online dating to irl dating Tiesto?

I'd say it's a double-edged sword... you definitely meet a lot more people that's for sure. Especially if you're like me, who while not necessarily afraid of approaching, tends not to go out too much to places frequented by females. I could break the ice just fine, but still am a bit awkward when it comes to conversation. The girls you meet online are much pickier, since they are getting emailed by tons of people a day. I was talking to this one girl I met online, she is definitely on the heavy side, and she was telling me how she went on like 5 dates in a week! And honestly, this is a heavy-set, not terribly attractive, country girl from the middle of nowhere... so I could only imagine what a decent looking girl must do. Apparently, I do much better than a lot of my peers who have tried online dating, since I actually go on dates with the girls I meet, and have gotten girlfriends from there in the past (like Jesus Freak).

I really would like to go out and meet people in public a bit more... kinda hard though when your job has very few girls working there, you're not in college anymore, and your social connections don't know any single women either. Haven't seen the gym girl lately, she seems like the best bet for a girl I date that I met in real life.

tiesto · « **Reply #1815 on:** September 16, 2009, 04:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Borys on September 16, 2009, 03:57:43 PM

Białystok?

Shithole.

lol, are the girls from there easy? Do they like wop dick?

Bocsius · « **Reply #1816 on:** September 16, 2009, 04:37:58 PM »

Things that annoy me about people, #4197:

People who talk loudly all the time, oblivious to others around them.

So this same coworker from 4196. She has one volume. On the phone, with clients, with management, with others... loud. As others are speaking in low volumes so as to not disturb anyone who might be working, she bellows as loud as can be. I just heard her long conversation about school, tests, and tennis with her daughter. Seriously? First of all, your daughter is in high school which means naturally she does not want to talk to you. And the rest of us in the office don't care about her chemistry test on Friday or her tennis match tomorrow. Shut up and get off the phone. But mostly shut up.

I'm going to go deaf with having to turn my iPod volume way up just to drown out this woman.

...

people

Reb · « **Reply #1817 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:51:38 PM »

It must be bananas.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1818 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:07:11 PM »

gf is sick with a 102F fever. Now I'm paranoid because last month I got a virus from her that lasted 4 weeks of sick since I have a weakened immune system and I was with her all last night :\ I feel fine for nowwww, but sometimes these things take a day. :X

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1819 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:07:34 PM »

I'm number 2 and 3 for a required ethnic studies online classes (I only need to take one class) but I'm worried I can't even get into either. About a year ago, I was 40 something on an art history waiting list and I still got in. Now everybody is so competitive due to these budget cuts.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1820 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:31:06 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 16, 2009, 06:27:41 PM

I'm considering trying to give the online dating scene a try. Most of my friends don't seem to know any single girls that I'm interested in. But if the guy-girl ratio on most sites is so stacked against the guys, it might not be worth the trouble.

"trying the online dating scene" is a euphemism for admitting defeat.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1821 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:37:57 PM »

I work in an offshore oil rig for the largest oil company in the world, Saudi Aramco. While the pay is great, it sucks dick being away for 7 days from (uncensored) internet, gaming, and real food. Another thing that gets on my nerves is the fact that I have literally NOTHING in common with the other Saudis here. I'm always being criticized for not joining them in their self-absorbed little get-togethers and gay escapades. I need to move back.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1822 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:41:09 PM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on September 16, 2009, 06:37:57 PM

I work in an offshore oil rig for the largest oil company in the world, Saudi Aramco. While the pay is great, it sucks dick being away for 7 days from (uncensored) internet, gaming, and real food. Another thing that gets on my nerves is the fact that I have literally NOTHING in common with the other Saudis here. I'm always being criticized for not joining them in their self-absorbed little get-togethers and gay escapades. I need to move back.

You should call up Jinf---oh, no gay escapades. nevermind.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1823 on:** September 16, 2009, 06:43:47 PM »

I'm just giving you a hard time, but yeah, just look out for psychos and good luck.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1824 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:31:21 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 16, 2009, 06:49:07 PM

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on September 16, 2009, 06:37:57 PM
I work in an offshore oil rig for the largest oil company in the world, Saudi Aramco. While the pay is great, it sucks dick being away for 7 days from (uncensored) internet, gaming, and real food. Another thing that gets on my nerves is the fact that I have literally NOTHING in common with the other Saudis here. I'm always being criticized for not joining them in their self-absorbed little get-togethers and gay escapades. I need to move back.

Couldn't you buy a DS or PSP and do some gaming on the rig?

Well I have a DSi and Chrono Trigger's been keeping me busy but I mostly play console games and it sucks not being able to take them with me every time I go. It also sucks that EB and NeoGAF are blocked by the office internet they set up for us there. They've been promising us Home DSL for a year or so.

Ever since Aramco was given to the Saudis, it's been nothing but downhill from there.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1825 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:33:49 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on September 16, 2009, 06:41:09 PM

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on September 16, 2009, 06:37:57 PM
I work in an offshore oil rig for the largest oil company in the world, Saudi Aramco. While the pay is great, it sucks dick being away for 7 days from (uncensored) internet, gaming, and real food. Another thing that gets on my nerves is the fact that I have literally NOTHING in common with the other Saudis here. I'm always being criticized for not joining them in their self-absorbed little get-togethers and gay escapades. I need to move back.

You should call up Jinf---oh, no gay escapades. nevermind.

Jin avoids me like the plague. Sometimes I wonder how our relationship would have been had I not given him AIDS.

Diunx · « **Reply #1826 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:34:17 PM »

Just came from 3 hours of calculus feel like shit, and still have 3 hours of publicity II in half an hour fml :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1827 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:37:23 PM »

three hours of calc? You are going to fail that class.

Diunx · « **Reply #1828 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:37:59 PM »

You fucking bet I am.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1829 on:** September 16, 2009, 08:14:17 PM »

:'( why would they do that to you though? Is it a 2 hour class and then a lab that wouldn't be so bad or is it all lecture?

I almost fell on a chick when I was trying to take a seat in a lecture hall today, making an ass of myself. She was a bit over weight. Not that her fatness was the reason why I couldn't get past her but my embarrassment would have been much worse had she been hot.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1830 on:** September 16, 2009, 09:14:46 PM »

I dropped calc, lol. I haven't taken a math course in 5 years! I'm going to spend a few hours every week bulking up on my trig and pre-cal.

Bocsius · « **Reply #1831 on:** September 17, 2009, 01:45:19 PM »

Today's lunch:

Pancakes
Bacon
Eggs

Biscuitville

(Breakfast chain located mostly in NC and VA)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1832 on:** September 17, 2009, 01:50:19 PM »

Told Rachel I would call her today. I'm nervous.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1833 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:53:11 PM »

God there's nothing to fucking do in this country. It's come to the point where my friends and I would meet outside my house and try to come up with ways to entertain ourselves.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1834 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:57:19 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 17, 2009, 01:50:19 PM

Told Rachel I would call her today. I'm nervous.

Get your buzz on beforehand

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1835 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:01:21 PM »

I was thinking about it. I do much better when talking drunk to her. Then again it's noon here and I have homework that needs doing.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1836 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:13:36 PM »

Yeah, I can barely swallow. Stupid getting sick. I had 3 weeks of good health since being sick for 3-4 weeks in august due to throat infections and now sick again. And it's worse now cause I have school and I probably need to go to class today since you can't miss more than 2-3 in law school without getting failed in a once a week class. :\

At least this seems different from whatever I had in august. Back then I had a horrible 102F along with it, here I have no fever just super super super sore throat. :X

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1837 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:22:35 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 17, 2009, 03:03:27 PM

Whoa, who's this Rachel you keep mentioning and is she a real person (i.e. NOT a pillow)?

Isn't she beautiful?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1838 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:26:37 PM »

Just a really old friend, whom I'm enamored with.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1839 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:34:07 PM »

I have one of those. Except whenever I talk to her for more than an hour I realize she isn't nearly as interesting as I remember. So I prefer to just keep it as a fond memory.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1840 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:45:18 PM »

And I'm the exact opposite. Every time I talk to her she surprises and excites me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1841 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:45:50 PM »

It must be true love.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1842 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:47:20 PM »

True folly. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1843 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:48:33 PM »

Never give up! Not all is lost!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1844 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:54:31 PM »

She kind of said the same thing the other day, only she put it a lot more subtly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1845 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:57:33 PM »

"The customer you are calling is unavailable at the moment" :'( :'( :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1846 on:** September 17, 2009, 04:06:50 PM »

I'm not a cell phone person so what does that mean? That she has her phone turned off?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1847 on:** September 17, 2009, 04:10:09 PM »

it means the phone is turned off. probs doing something and doesn't want to be bothered by people who would try to reach her via cell phone.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1848 on:** September 17, 2009, 04:19:45 PM »

cell phones

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1849 on:** September 17, 2009, 04:24:16 PM »

I like to live like it's 1889. Have you seen my cravats?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1850 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:28:03 PM »

When she has her phone off will she get a message for missed calls or does phone off automatically mean she doesn't get anything?

muckhole · « **Reply #1851 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 17, 2009, 05:28:03 PM

When she has her phone off will she get a message for missed calls or does phone off automatically mean she doesn't get anything?

Depends on her plan and carrier.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1852 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:35:45 PM »

I knew that would be the answer $:-\$

etiolate · « **Reply #1853 on:** September 17, 2009, 07:46:23 PM »

I think it is time travel day

I was passed on the street by a dude in a bowler's hat riding one of those old style bicycles

and then I saw an old man on his porch, rocking a chair and smoking his pipe.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1854 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:06:32 PM »

I want one of those bicycles.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1855 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:20:01 PM »

recursive or other math people how do I do this question

There are 20 day shift people, 15 grave yard, 10 night. Selecting 6 at random what is the probability that at least two groups will be represented?

etiolate · « **Reply #1856 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:34:12 PM »

felt like it belonged here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1857 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:37:03 PM »

I'm nearly 2 of those!!! Rachel will be mine!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1858 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:42:41 PM »

Someone has an high opinion of himself

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1859 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:56:26 PM »

This guy on the corner of Randolph and State had a cardboard sign that said "Ninjas kidnapped girlfriend, need money for ransom and kung fu lessons." Nobody was giving him money

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