*13 years ago
Doctor: Don't worry little Marice. It's just a standard blood test, but I will need to swab you dick.
*Little Marice skips into the examination room and 20 mins latter the doctor emerges. Mrs. Cook is there to greet him.
Mrs Cook: So? Is it... is it..?
Doctor: Yes, I'm sorry. The test confirmed it. When I tried to examine him he became erect. He has the gay gene.
Mrs Cook: Dear God, my Son! What can we do?
Doctor: I suggest home schooling the boy. It might be his only chance.