Author Topic: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk (Read 235070 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1860 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:01:00 PM »

i just had a Stouffers Lasagna meal. omg. it was so good.

Akala · « **Reply #1861 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:13:03 PM »

if he can afford the internet, he can afford kung fu lessons.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1862 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:36:58 PM »

Gah! I'm stuck on the King Fahad Causeway from Bahrain to Saudi. Lots of people getting their drink on before fasting. Looks like I'll be stuck here for the next few hours. D:

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #1863 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:58:37 PM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on September 17, 2009, 09:36:58 PM

Gah! I'm stuck on the King Fahad Causeway from Bahrain to Saudi. Lots of people getting their drink on before fasting. Looks like I'll be stuck here for the next few hours. D:

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1864 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:01:45 PM »

lol. The log is for everyone folks, not just loser philosophy students from Canada!

Bildi · « **Reply #1865 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:03:33 PM »

I was wondering what Whiskers was on about, but I think he means King Fahd Causeway.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1866 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 17, 2009, 09:10:31 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on September 17, 2009, 08:56:26 PM
This guy on the corner of Randolph and State had a cardboard sign that said "Ninjas kidnapped girlfriend, need money for ransom and kung fu lessons." Nobody was giving him money

Did you give him some for his awesome sign?

I was on the bus, so I could only give him mental props

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1867 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:09:15 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on September 17, 2009, 10:03:33 PM

I was wondering what Whiskers was on about, but I think he means King Fahd Causeway.

Posting from a phone is fahd.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1868 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:09:50 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 17, 2009, 10:07:39 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on September 17, 2009, 10:01:45 PM
lol. The log is for everyone folks, not just loser philosophy students from Canada!

John just ordered the most vile looking Big Mac from McDonald's today. I told him we should have went to Burger King instead of McDonald's; that place is deserted, only (poor) community college students hit that place. Burger King is 10x better, imo.

translated for 'merica

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1869 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:10:06 PM »

Al Dhabab's

Al Rowad

Bildi · « **Reply #1870 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:36:21 PM »

How do you say loggin' in Arabic?

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1871 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:37:07 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 17, 2009, 10:07:39 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on September 17, 2009, 10:01:45 PM
lol. The log is for everyone folks, not just loser philosophy students from Canada!

Abdullah just ordered the most vile looking shawerma from mama norah today. I told him we should have went to King Abdullah's branch instead of Al Dhabab's; that place is deserted, only (poor) King Saud's students hit that place. Al Rowad is 10x better, imo.

WTF are you doing in Riyadh? Celebrating eid al-fitr there I'm assuming.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1872 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:38:58 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on September 17, 2009, 10:36:21 PM

How do you say loggin' in Arabic?

We all know the Arabic language consists of three words: Durka, Mohammed, and Jihad silly rapscallion.

Choose one, I guess.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1873 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:42:38 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 17, 2009, 10:10:25 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on September 17, 2009, 10:09:50 PM
translated for 'merica

Sorry kids, I was just loggin'

Keep on loggin'

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1874 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:46:14 PM »

My Walter Benjamin teacher slagged on Eckhart Tolle in class today. It was fucking awesome

Pringo · « **Reply #1875 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 17, 2009, 08:20:01 PM

recursive or other math people how do I do this question

There are 20 day shift people, 15 grave yard, 10 night. Selecting 6 at random what is the probability that at least two groups will be represented?

((20/45 x 19/44 x ... x 15/40) + (15/45 x 14/44 x ... x 10/40) + (10/45 x 9/45 x ... x 5/40)) x 100 aka the probability of all group 1 + all group 2 + all group 3. Then 100 - the previous answer. I think this should work.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1876 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:06:59 PM »

Thanks. I should have been able to figure out that it was just the opposite of the probability that only one group gets selected.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1877 on:** September 18, 2009, 05:23:43 PM »

I figured out what this horrible disease is that I got 3 times in August and for the 4th time yesterday:

I keep getting Tonsillitis and I only get it randomly sometimes after making out with my gf. So basically my tonsils can't handle the influx of bacteria into my mouth and swell up and get all gross and painful.

I think I will either need to get rid of my gf or my tonsils. tough choice :X

demi · « **Reply #1878 on:** September 18, 2009, 06:03:24 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 18, 2009, 05:23:43 PM

I figured out what this horrible disease is that I got 3 times in August and for the 4th time yesterday:

I keep getting Tonsillitis and I only get it randomly sometimes after making out with my gf. So basically my tonsils can't handle the influx of bacteria into my mouth and swell up and get all gross and painful.

I think I will either need to get rid of my gf or my tonsils. tough choice :X

Stop making out with your girlfriend. Ask for BJs instead.

Diunx · « **Reply #1879 on:** September 18, 2009, 06:27:33 PM »

Downed a couple of beers with a friend before class yesterday, will probably do it again for my calculus class on monday.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1880 on:** September 18, 2009, 08:46:31 PM »

We're getting a Five Guys by our place!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1881 on:** September 18, 2009, 09:00:07 PM »

I think it is shitty to be able to delete other people facebook replies.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1882 on:** September 18, 2009, 09:10:13 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 18, 2009, 09:00:07 PM

I think it is shitty to be able to delete other people facebook replies.

no way. sometimes people post shit that you don't want others to see.

or alternatively, just don't add family $:-\$

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1883 on:** September 18, 2009, 09:12:08 PM »

Some people just can't handle getting owned.

demi · « **Reply #1884 on:** September 18, 2009, 09:13:56 PM »

Yeah I got posts deleted too. Sorry you are ashamed of your friends.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1885 on:** September 18, 2009, 09:42:59 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 18, 2009, 09:12:08 PM

Some people just can't handle getting owned.

that too.

though I don't really get into arguments on facebook. only evilbore gets my bile

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #1886 on:** September 18, 2009, 10:09:59 PM »

Prepping to go offshore. See you sexy motherfuckers in 7 days.

Diunx · « **Reply #1887 on:** September 18, 2009, 10:15:32 PM »

Just finished reading the Green Lantern first draft, its pretty fucking awesome

here is the link: http://www.4shared.com/file/133649742/ad0511d7/Green_Lantern_Movie_Script.html

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1888 on:** September 19, 2009, 05:56:06 PM »

Ran for 15 mins at 6mph, 3 min walking, 3 min at 6 again and another 4 walking. It takes like 10 mins before I'm breathless now instead of 3 and that's only with 2 weeks of this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1889 on:** September 19, 2009, 05:59:19 PM »

Just got back from the Michigan/EMU football game downtown. Downtown Ann Arbor is pretty diverse, but I couldn't help but notice every single interracial couple I saw consisted of a black male and overweight or extremely homely white woman. Usually I'll see some white man/asian woman couples scattered around, not today though. I had to smh irl

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1890 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:25:54 PM »

That could be you, PD! Learn to love it.

Himu · « **Reply #1891 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:30:03 PM »

Had a blood test today. When the nurse asked for my urine she blushed. It freaked me out.

I couldn't pee though.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1892 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:32:14 PM »

Why can't you pee?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1893 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:33:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 19, 2009, 06:30:03 PM

Had a blood test today. When the nurse asked for my urine she blushed. It freaked me out.

I couldn't pee though.

You had to pee in front of her?

Himu · « **Reply #1894 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:34:51 PM »

No. She handed me a cup and she was all,"I need a sample of your urine." and blushed. I was all $:-\$ I mean really. Why would you blush while saying that?

I couldn't piss because I didn't drink enough water I guess?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1895 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:37:38 PM »

I always liked doing that. They give you this alcohol swipe to clean your penis head with, and the burning sensation it gives is pretty sweet. But when I tried swiping my dick with an alcohol drenched piece of paper towel at home it didn't feel the same at all $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1896 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:39:19 PM »

They swabbed your dick for a blood test PD?

Himu · « **Reply #1897 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:40:09 PM »

Maybe it's because the alcohol absorbs into the paper towel too much? After all, paper towels are thicker than normal wipes. Try wiping your dick with baby wipes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1898 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:57:09 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 19, 2009, 06:39:19 PM

They swabbed your dick for a blood test PD?

For urine tests! Your dick has to be clean. I've always wanted to joke about it with my nurse, like say "it's not like I have any sugar on it." But I don't have the balls

Himu · « **Reply #1899 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:58:07 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1900 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:10:44 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 19, 2009, 06:34:51 PM

No. She handed me a cup and she was all,"I need a sample of your urine." and blushed. I was all $:-\$ I mean really. Why would you blush while saying that?

oh, anno...watashi wa nur-oos-su...

Himu · « **Reply #1901 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:11:44 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1902 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:13:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2009, 06:37:38 PM

I always liked doing that. They give you this alcohol swipe to clean your penis head with, and the burning sensation it gives is pretty sweet. But when I tried swiping my dick with an alcohol drenched piece of paper towel at home it didn't feel the same at all $:-\$

um. They've never asked me to do this.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1903 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:17:30 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on September 19, 2009, 07:13:28 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2009, 06:37:38 PM
I always liked doing that. They give you this alcohol swipe to clean your penis head with, and the burning sensation it gives is pretty sweet. But when I tried swiping my dick with an alcohol drenched piece of paper towel at home it didn't feel the same at all $:-\$

um. They've never asked me to do this.

Me neither...

Himu · « **Reply #1904 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:18:53 PM »

Me either.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1905 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:23:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2009, 06:37:38 PM

I always liked doing that. They give you this alcohol swipe to clean your penis head with, and the burning sensation it gives is pretty sweet. But when I tried swiping my dick with an alcohol drenched piece of paper towel at home it didn't feel the same at all $:-\$

yeah, the dentist had me do that once before a check up, it was pretty weird.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1906 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:23:55 PM »

they just ask the people who look filthy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1907 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:25:31 PM »

*13 years ago

Doctor: Don't worry little Marice. It's just a standard blood test, but I will need to swab you dick.

*Little Marice skips into the examination room and 20 mins latter the doctor emerges. Mrs. Cook is there to greet him.

Mrs Cook: So? Is it... is it..?

Doctor: Yes, I'm sorry. The test confirmed it. When I tried to examine him he became erect. He has the gay gene.

Mrs Cook: Dear God, my Son! What can we do?

Doctor: I suggest home schooling the boy. It might be his only chance.

Himu · « **Reply #1908 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:47:29 PM »

And I get a boner every time a doctor examines my dick

It is so embarrassing. I've never had a female doctor.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1909 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:50:44 PM »

Why are your doctors examining your dicks?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1910 on:** September 19, 2009, 08:01:58 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 19, 2009, 07:47:29 PM

And I get a boner every time a doctor examines my dick It is so embarrassing. I've never had a female doctor.

Sorry Himu, but you weren't in a real doctor's office, and that big black lens was not an x-ray machine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1911 on:** September 19, 2009, 10:57:19 PM »

The swab is in the bathroom, you take it out of some box on the wall that has the directions written on it. I can't believe no one has done this

tiesto · « **Reply #1912 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:03:15 PM »

Went on a date with a Russian girl tonite. She was really cute, but her mom called her like 3 times during the date (which lasted ~2 hours)... wtf? Also when I went in for a hug after the date, she just froze. WTF?

NEXT!!!

Himu · « **Reply #1913 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:04:57 PM »

She froze? Probably her first hug or she thought you were gonna rape her. Is she a virgin?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1914 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:11:24 PM »

Doctor: You might also try getting the boy some hemorrhoid cream.
Mrs Cook: Hemorrhoid cream? Why?
Doctor: His butt itches.
Mrs Cook: His butt itches?
Doctor: Yes, ma'am, your son's butt itches for men.
mrs Cook: :'(
Doctor:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Trying to read a philo essay $:-\$

[close]

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1915 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:50:13 PM »

umm... can someone tell me if natalieportman.com is working? :\

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1916 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:53:19 PM »

Not working for me.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1917 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:54:37 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1918 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:55:14 PM »

Hang in there man. This should get you through until the site goes back up

http://onlythebestfakes.com/

demi · « **Reply #1919 on:** September 20, 2009, 12:34:57 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 19, 2009, 07:47:29 PM

And I get a boner every time a doctor examines my dick It is so embarrassing. I've never had a female doctor.

Yep, you're gay

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