Author Topic: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk (Read 235221 times)

Bocsius · « **Reply #2400 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:41:07 AM »

For me, at least. I'm the only programmer in here. The marketers and designers seem to have plenty, however.

Tuesday, I overslept by a few minutes but rolled into the office almost an hour later than usual. What's the rush? Either way, it's not really a loss of productivity.

tiesto · « **Reply #2401 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:57:47 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on October 16, 2009, 03:32:06 AM

I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.

I didn't get her number though.

The power of Tiesto

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I've only hooked up at Armin events

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2402 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:08:19 PM »

handing in code on paper is gross. I just printed off a 30 page stack. :'(

Bocsius · « **Reply #2403 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:10:40 PM »

I had to write a user guide this morning for an admin portal that I programmed months ago.

The portal allows you to do one thing.

I had to include screenshots.

So not only am I not doing anything, what I am doing is nothing particularly useful.

Akala · « **Reply #2404 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:16:48 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on October 16, 2009, 12:10:40 PM

I had to write a user guide this morning for an admin portal that I programmed months ago.

The portal allows you to do one thing.

I had to include screenshots.

So not only am I not doing anything, what I am doing is nothing particularly useful.

think lowest common denominator. your shit could open fullscreen, have no feilds and one solitary button that pops up directly in the middle of the screen (with the text 'hit OK to log on', and people would still make IT calls.

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these people would never read a user guide though

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Himu · « **Reply #2405 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:21:21 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on October 16, 2009, 03:32:06 AM

I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.

I didn't get her number though.

I've done that before. I fingered a chick through her jeans while we danced. She didn't give a shit and just grasped my hand to make me go faster.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2406 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:42:07 PM »

Why are you guys talking about that kind of thing in here? NO woman talk allowed (At least were one actually gets some)!

Himu · « **Reply #2407 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:46:14 PM »

Haha. No way.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2408 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:02:22 PM »

This ever happen to you guys...

I recently stopped by my old stomping grounds, and thought about the girl I never asked out (too afraid, rejection, etc.) with some regret. Then, out of the blue, she found me online today.

She has a kid and the years have not been kind. $:-\$

Bocsius · « **Reply #2409 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:04:48 PM »

So, in the words of the grail knight to Indiana Jones, you have chosen wisely.

Akala · « **Reply #2410 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:27:36 PM »

Could have been totally different if she had settled down with a good man.

You have inadvertently ruined her life Willco. Man up and fix it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2411 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:39:05 PM »

... It is totally odd that she found me out of the blue, just right after I was thinking about her. Her reply is pretty funny, in a blatant "I'm single!" way.

<Her> WOW!! your doing great
<Me> How are you, though? A kid, I see!
<Me> I feel like everyone I know is settling down or having kids.
<Her> yea, his name is [her son's name]
<Her> im not with [her son's name] dad though

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2412 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:41:06 PM »

way to appear desperate ex-flame!

Himu · « **Reply #2413 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:56:13 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 16, 2009, 04:02:22 PM

This ever happen to you guys...

I recently stopped by my old stomping grounds, and thought about the girl I never asked out (too afraid, rejection, etc.) with some regret. Then, out of the blue, she found me online today.

She has a kid and the years have not been kind. $:-\$

Yes. About 75% of the girls I knew in my childhood/adolescence are now knocked up or already have kids.

archie4208 · « **Reply #2414 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:18:46 PM »

I've lost 4 pounds in 3 weeks and have started weightlifting again.

I got uber depressed and stopped giving a shit after I got fired this past April, but fuck those assholes. I'm gonna get back in shape.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #2415 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:30:03 PM »

Why do some people pronounce "I swear" as "asswear"?

Akala · « **Reply #2416 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:44:04 PM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on October 16, 2009, 05:30:03 PM

Why do some people pronounce "I swear" as "asswear"?

Texas.

Diunx · « **Reply #2417 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:55:08 PM »

11/20 on my calculus test :'(

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #2418 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:59:41 PM »

Quote from: Akala on October 16, 2009, 05:44:04 PM

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on October 16, 2009, 05:30:03 PM
Why do some people pronounce "I swear" as "asswear"?

Texas.

It's tastefully distracting.

Bocsius · « **Reply #2419 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:41:50 PM »

Quote from: Dunce on October 16, 2009, 05:55:08 PM

11/20 on my calculus test :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #2420 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:49:15 PM »

19/20 on my advertisement test, who's stupid now eh?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2421 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:57:03 PM »

I think having a pulse nets you at least a B+ in most Advertising and Communications classes.

About that chick, I think it is sick to randomly finger girls in a club. A friend did that and got a rancid smelling finger for a few days because of that. We all lol'd.

Bebpo · « **Reply #2422 on:** October 16, 2009, 06:59:15 PM »

Ok, I gotta vent. Cops can really piss me off when they want to pull you over simply for your looks.

Situation:
-I turn down the street I live on toward my house (going the speed limit, doing nothing illegal)
-Cop is coming the other way
-Cop FLIPS A U-TURN and starts coming after me
-Before he can catch up to me I turn into my drive way
-He slows down as he passes by my drive way, goes down the street flips around
-Pulls back up in front of my house and stops and sticks his head out the window watching me get out of my car and walk to the house
-Proceeds to drive around the house and wait for a few mins in case I leave

Now obviously he wanted to pull me over, but couldn't on private property and thought I didn't live there and was just pulling into someone's driveway to get onto private property so he sat and waited for me to drive back away.

It's like wtf did I ever do to him. I get followed by Cops a lot because I guess I look shady or young or something.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2423 on:** October 16, 2009, 07:02:38 PM »

I had a sheriff tail me for about a few miles once. They'd slow down and then get right up on my ass despite another empty lane right next to me. I didn't speed or do anything illegal so fucking around with me was probably the only option they have.

Yeah, a lot of cops are dicks.

Himu · « **Reply #2424 on:** October 16, 2009, 07:07:13 PM »

Once a cop stopped me because I had a crack in my windshield

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2425 on:** October 16, 2009, 07:10:57 PM »

You're not allowed to drive if the crack goes from top to bottom I think. Didn't he just give you a fix-it ticket?

The only time I ever got pulled over was about 150 feet from my home, I mean I could actually see my house. I had a broken headlight and hadn't notice it yet so I don't oppose getting the relatively cheap tickeet but it was still disappointing that I was so close.

Himu · « **Reply #2426 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:28:02 PM »

He didn't give me anything. It started from the bottom and he suggested I get it fixed before I get it inspected.

Himu · « **Reply #2427 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:33:02 PM »

My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.

Here's today's:

Quote

7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life

$:-\$

Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).

It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #2428 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:36:00 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:33:02 PM

My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.

Here's today's:

Quote
7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life
$:-\$

Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).

It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.

It's most likely a trap. But seriously, he might be in for some real pain since he's so giddy about this. It almost always never works out the way people in his situation think it will.

Himu · « **Reply #2429 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:39:21 PM »

I can understand something like that as a teenager, but as a 23 year old? I just don't know.

What do you guys think I should expect? Should I try to help him man up a bit in the following week and give him some pointers or is that fruitless? She I be wary of his safety? This smells like a trap sprung by a girl who wants to have some laughs with her buddies, if you ask me.

Diunx · « **Reply #2430 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:33:02 PM

My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.

Here's today's:

Quote
7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life
$:-\$

Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).

It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.

just make sure to have a video cam handy a week from now.

Himu · « **Reply #2431 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 16, 2009, 10:41:19 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:33:02 PM
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.

Here's today's:

Quote
7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life
$:-\$

Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).

It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.

just make sure to have a video cam handy a week from now.

You know...I haven't tried out the video recorder feature on my new camera yet..

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #2432 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:44:56 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:39:21 PM

I can understand something like that as a teenager, but as a 23 year old? I just don't know.

What do you guys think I should expect? Should I try to help him man up a bit in the following week and give him some pointers or is that fruitless? She I be wary of his safety? This smells like a trap sprung by a girl who wants to have some laughs with her buddies, if you ask me.

Judging by his ecstatic behavior, he probably wouldn't listen to you if you confronted him about it. He's gonna have to experience it first-hand and if it breaks him, he'll learn and move on. C'est la vie.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2433 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:51:15 PM »

He's probably in for a surprise!

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You know the kind I mean.

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Himu · « **Reply #2434 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:54:17 PM »

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on October 16, 2009, 10:44:56 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:39:21 PM
I can understand something like that as a teenager, but as a 23 year old? I just don't know.

What do you guys think I should expect? Should I try to help him man up a bit in the following week and give him some pointers or is that fruitless? She I be wary of his safety? This smells like a trap sprung by a girl who wants to have some laughs with her buddies, if you ask me.

Judging by his ecstatic behavior, he probably wouldn't listen to you if you confronted him about it. He's gonna have to experience it first-hand and if it breaks him, he'll learn and move on. C'est la vie.

I completely agree, I'm just trying to think of way to lessen the blow and if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man being tricked by a woman and him crying about it. I fear I am going to see lots of tissue boxes next week and that's the not type of thing I like to see in a men's dorm.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #2435 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:03:03 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:54:17 PM

I completely agree, I'm just trying to think of way to lessen the blow and if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man being tricked by a woman and him crying about it. I fear I am going to see lots of tissue boxes next week and that's the not type of thing I like to see in a men's dorm.

You never know. This plan might be crazy enough to work. I've seen it happen before but I've also seen it destroy people as well. We won't know until it happens I guess. Updates if you don't mind.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2436 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:08:05 PM »

Himumu's friend is gonna be like:

:santocry

Himu · « **Reply #2437 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:08:41 PM »

God.

Don't call him my "friend".

I actually hate his guts. But I was taught to think of the well being of others...so..

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2438 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:33:02 PM

My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.

Here's today's:

Quote
7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life
$:-\$

Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).

It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.

wow. what are the responses on his fb like? if that were one of my friends, I'd have attempted to deflate him by now...

i guess in related news, since I brought it up the other day and we all (i.e. fm and malek and tiesto) share our respective [flannel, dating website, long distance] girls, things with friend girl are going well. Aiming for the friend zone and hitting it with great precision and accuracy.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2439 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:19:02 PM »

Yeah, just write back "This shit is sooo going to blow up in your face. Pucker that bootyhole, mothafucker".

I'm reminded of Napoleon Dynamite

Quote from: Kafka

i guess in related news, since I brought it up the other day and we all (i.e. fm and malek and tiesto) share our respective [flannel, dating website, long distance] girls, things with friend girl are going well. Aiming for the friend zone and hitting it with great precision and accuracy.

On this topic, I'm going out picture shootin' with this one girl tomorrow. She's got a kid, I'm trying to friend zone it (as posted two days ago) but she keeps hinting at making out and shit. Feels like some episode of Fresh Prince.

Himu · « **Reply #2440 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:20:38 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 16, 2009, 11:17:09 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:33:02 PM
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.

Here's today's:

Quote
7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life
$:-\$

Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).

It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.

wow. what are the responses on his fb like? if that were one of my friends, I'd have attempted to deflate him by now...

i guess in related news, since I brought it up the other day and we all (i.e. fm and malek and tiesto) share our respective [flannel, dating website, long distance] girls, things with friend girl are going well. Aiming for the friend zone and hitting it with great precision and accuracy.

No one responds except the girl. And she only responds only 25% of the time.

Himu · « **Reply #2441 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:23:10 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 16, 2009, 11:19:02 PM

Yeah, just write back "This shit is sooo going to blow up in your face. Pucker that bootyhole, mothafucker".

I'm reminded of Napoleon Dynamite

Quote from: Kafka
i guess in related news, since I brought it up the other day and we all (i.e. fm and malek and tiesto) share our respective [flannel, dating website, long distance] girls, things with friend girl are going well. Aiming for the friend zone and hitting it with great precision and accuracy.

On this topic, I'm going out picture shootin' with this one girl tomorrow. She's got a kid, I'm trying to friend zone it (as posted two days ago) but she keeps hinting at making out and shit. Feels like some episode of Fresh Prince.

Make out with her. She's willing.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2442 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:31:32 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 11:20:38 PM

No one responds except the girl. And she only responds only 25% of the time.

fuuuuuuuck. that's depressing $:-\$

Quote

On this topic, I'm going out picture shootin' with this one girl tomorrow. She's got a kid, I'm trying to friend zone it (as posted two days ago) but she keeps hinting at making out and shit. Feels like some episode of Fresh Prince.

6 words: "I'm not gay but i'll learn"

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2443 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:33:24 PM »

Your roommate is going to be in for pain.

Either she is doing this out of pity, is extremely fucked up herself, a trap, or some kind of sick joke (she never intended to go out there anyway). Either way, he is going to feel the pain. No sense talking to him now for the inevitable, he seems dead set that it is going to be magical and perfect. Just be glad that you're not that desperate. It is almost painful to witness.

Maybe he'll unfuck himself. Maybe he'll hang himself. I guess you will have to see!

Himu · « **Reply #2444 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:35:01 PM »

I sent him an aim message. We'll see how this goes.

Me: okay, i'm going to be blunt. You seem to be extremely hyped to see her, but you kinda need to chill a bit. You must remember that you met on the internet and there's no guarantee you'll actually meet. For all we know, it could be a joke played by she and her friends for good laughs and she ends up not coming, or she's actually a dude. Keep an open mind and don't try to get unrealistic expectations, or else you're bound for disappointment. You haven't met her yet, and internet chats are not always like real life; you may not actually have much chemistry when (and if) you meet her.

him: haha garret I see your point.
him: but I know her, I chat with everyday on my webcam, she has a facebook with plenty of friends.

Himu · « **Reply #2445 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:43:04 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on October 16, 2009, 11:33:24 PM

Maybe he'll hang himself.

It seems inevitable.

I haven't even mentioned his hygene/fashion habits. Rarely showers, zero fashion sense, zero personality: only talks about games. So even if he weren't so desperate for pussy (actually, he finds sex to be gross, so I guess that's not the case), I'm sure he'd still have little chance if she came down to Florida.

He just said on aim that she has met his family, so it seems her story is legit. So the question now is, whether or not she'll be able to handle the fact he's textbook case nerd.

Will Beauty be able to love the Beast? Time shall tell!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2446 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:50:17 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 16, 2009, 11:19:02 PM

On this topic, I'm going out picture shootin' with this one girl tomorrow. She's got a kid, I'm trying to friend zone it (as posted two days ago) but she keeps hinting at making out and shit. Feels like some episode of Fresh Prince.

A chick with a kid should be an instant no no dude. I respect your gangsta but I gotta veto this

Diunx · « **Reply #2447 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:55:02 PM »

Kids are cool, you can let him watching a rocky movie and then fuck his mom while he is busy watching the greatest thing he will ever see in his life.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2448 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:55:36 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 11:43:04 PM

Will Beauty be able to love the Beast? Time shall tell!

keep us posted for sure.

damn, not getting any work done tonight. ninja gaiden sigma 1 time

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2449 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:58:20 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 16, 2009, 11:55:02 PM

Kids are cool, you can let him watching a rocky movie and then fuck his mom while he is busy watching the greatest thing he will ever see in his life.

Oh my God

tiesto · « **Reply #2450 on:** October 17, 2009, 02:26:00 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 16, 2009, 10:33:02 PM

My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.

Here's today's:

Quote
7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life
$:-\$

Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).

It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.

Reminds me of a joke:

Q. What's the difference between a Jersey Girl and shit?

A. Shit gets picked up.

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Just a joke! I have against Jersey girls, I have met quite a few really cool ones in the city

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2451 on:** October 17, 2009, 04:31:47 PM »

Kids are an instant no no, in any situation.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2452 on:** October 17, 2009, 04:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 17, 2009, 04:31:47 PM

Kids are an instant no no, in any situation.

Sounds like there's a juicy anecdote here

demi · « **Reply #2453 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:29:51 PM »

BU BU BU SHE HAS A VAGINA ITS ALL GOOD MAYNE

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2454 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:46:30 PM »

90lb baggage weighing a man down, mang :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2455 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:34:07 AM »

I have a question. I have an awesome pair of pants but they are really tight across the front and create noticeable bulge. Is that acceptable to wear out?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2456 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:36:05 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2457 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:37:23 AM »

I think it depends on the physique of the male wearing it. If your're all tall and skinny, its seemingly acceptable. If you don't have that hipster physique, it just looks weird and all "I watched Labrynth in my basement recently"'ish.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2458 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:38:05 AM »

not until I find out if it is acceptable or not!

edit: I'm 5'8 and have some belly fat. :'(

I didn't even think Labrynth was that great and I watched it in my room!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2459 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:38:43 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2009, 01:34:07 AM

I have a question. I have an awesome pair of pants but they are really tight across the front and create noticeable bulge. Is that acceptable to wear out?

why did you steal a pair of brandnew's pants?

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