I just got a chain email with some jokes that I thought were actually funny. So I'm reposting them here like people do on all the internet's best forums.
I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
I met a 14 year old girl on the Internet.
She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
Actually, most were funnier when my coworker read them to me.