Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This thread took a turn for the interesting.

I think the advantage of flannel on a girl with large tits is that flannel doesn't put the goods right up in your face.  You have to use your imagination a little where a girl wearing a tight t-shirt, it doesn't take much imagination at all.  It's the mystery.

[Ganhyun]

i just now acquired a fetish for picnic cloth pattern

who is that, where's it from, etc.

Indeed. Where is that from Blue? Or is it just a random gif u found?

[Robo]

Mystery titties are how you end up with flapjack suckies in your face.  I want to know beforehand!

[BlueTsunami]

i just now acquired a fetish for picnic cloth pattern

who is that, where's it from, etc.

Alison Brie (plays Annie in NBC's "Community). That's her in the netshow "Hot Sluts" (not porn, just comedy shorts). She's so hot in it though. The GIF was in GAF's "Community" thread.

Here's another from that thread

NSFW

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[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Bra technology has become so good that flapjack titties (ie, tits that look like eggs nailed to the wall) are increasingly difficult to detect.

[Robo]

That analogy is perfect.

[BlueTsunami]

(ie, tits that look like eggs nailed to the wall)

[Bildi]

  Oh good, I was wondering what flapjack titties are.

[Fresh Prince]

T EXP should be a poet. Perfect analogy

[CajoleJuice]

I'll never look at flapjack titties the same way again.

[Fresh Prince]

Blue, T EXP and I have saved this thread. Mainly T EXP though.

Useful contributors to the community
People who talk about food and university

[Barry Egan]

why are we criticizing the log thread 

[Madrun Badrun]

Fresh needs a self esteem boost.  He's been doing it a lot lately.  Obviously something is wrong in his life and he ventures into the log thread to post about it, but then out of embarrassment decides not to,  posting something about others out of frustration instead.     

Don't worry Fresh post away.  It's okay. 

[Fresh Prince]

Oh Arvie, nice try.

But really you're as banal as a twitter user. You have nothing entertaining to add and if any thing my criticism of you has added entertainment to this thread even though I add nothing of my own life.

[Madrun Badrun]

lol I think you've missed the point of the thread.

[Fresh Prince]

I know you don't actually converse with people much but when you have a conversation you generally:
1) Try to make it entertaining
2) Try to make it interesting

What's the point then? You're basically spewing written diarrhoea. Nobody gives a shit. The thing is Kafka complains about uni but does so in an interesting way- you don't. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Did moderately well on my probability midterm w00t!

[Bildi]

I just got a chain email with some jokes that I thought were actually funny.  So I'm reposting them here like people do on all the internet's best forums.

I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.

I met a 14 year old girl on the Internet.
She was  clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. 
Took her out with one punch.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "morning." 
He replied, "No, just having a shit."

Disabled toilets. 
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. 


Actually, most were funnier when my coworker read them to me.

[muckhole]

  Those weren't bad at all.

[etiolate]

So I saw an actual cigarillo in 7-11 today so I bought it.

Fuck that swisher sweet shit is nasty. Would make me quit smoking.

[TakingBackSunday]

ffuuuuu got thrown out of a bar

[Robo]

For what reason?

[etiolate]

I see BT got the alison brie bug

[OptimoPeach]

So I saw an actual cigarillo in 7-11 today so I bought it.

Fuck that swisher sweet shit is nasty. Would make me quit smoking.

I'm kinda curious how many people actually buy them for the tobacco

[TakingBackSunday]

For what reason?

Not 21

[Robo]

That's a terrible story.

The last time I was thrown out of a bar was for calling a bouncer a liar and a "blind cocksucker" when a drunk friend of mine was getting tossed for walking into the women's bathroom.  The guy really looked like wanted to sock me in the face.  I'd probably be dead if he did -- he was enormous.

[BlueTsunami]

I see BT got the alison brie bug

Yep

I tend to gravitate towards the mousy, cute girls (like Rachel Leigh Cook for example).

[CrystalGemini]

Yep

I tend to gravitate towards the mousy, cute girls (like Rachel Leigh Cook for example).

Rachel Leigh Cook is damn cute.

[TakingBackSunday]

That's a terrible story.

The last time I was thrown out of a bar was for calling a bouncer a liar and a "blind cocksucker" when a drunk friend of mine was getting tossed for walking into the women's bathroom.  The guy really looked like wanted to sock me in the face.  I'd probably be dead if he did -- he was enormous.

It was just really embarrassing, that's all.  Not like terrified for my life type of thing but the guy made a scene out of it.  I didn't even have a drink or anything, I just was there for a band.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm not naturally intelligent.  or intelligent at all.  had 2 midterms for a class.  been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc.  failed both midterms.  this shit sucks. 

Sorry, man. How much are the exams worth? What is the curve like at your school? Some profs fail most of the class, so with the curve you might actually get a decent mark.

My only advice is to scan different outlines, find the best ones, and use spaced repetition to memorize the material.

[Flannel Boy]

You know at least Malek was spouting his attempts to get laid or something something.

That doesn't sound like me, unless creating an okcupid account (which I have deleted) counts.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm just a lowly college graduate but I'd say that if law school isn't your bag, drop it.

It's oversaturated and given the huge shake out of firms last year, unless a lot of them gave up on the legal profession entirely, you'll still feel those shockwaves once you graduate.  It isn't like being a lawyer is an easy 9-5 job, you'd have to put in 60+ hours a week and given the competition, you'd be making far less than someone who does what you would do should.  After all of those hours, you probably make as much as a department manager at a retail chain when breaking it down in terms of hours worked.  Only difference is that being a department manager requires no college education, where law school might bog you down with student loans into the six figures.

Just my take.  It seems like the legal profession is only for those passionate about law.

[brawndolicious]

Has anybody here, who's not an engineer, ever used trig after college?  I don't even remember the unit circle's values anymore but apparently every biochem major has to take calc and everybody taking calc has to know how to get derivative of inverse sin functions or whatever which even my calc professor says is ridiculous.  It's all just a Jewish conspiracy.

[tiesto]

Went on a date with this one geeky gamer chick (i.e. her license plate is "Hyrule")... we were talking about games and stuff at a diner and then the waitress starts talking to us. She's like "I heard you guys talk about games" and then starts talking how much she loves the Suikoden series. I thought that was pretty cool, since those games are pretty obscure.

[Reb]

Yeah, pretty cool man.

[Don Flamenco]

I'm not naturally intelligent.  or intelligent at all.  had 2 midterms for a class.  been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc.  failed both midterms.  this shit sucks. 

Sorry, man. How much are the exams worth? What is the curve like at your school? Some profs fail most of the class, so with the curve you might actually get a decent mark.

My only advice is to scan different outlines, find the best ones, and use spaced repetition to memorize the material.

I had to freak out yesterday...just gonna "Eye of the Tiger" this shit for the next month and see where my cards fall when grades come out. 

I should probably just disappear from EB for a while. 

If so, I leave you guys with this video to contemplate while I'm gone:
[youtube=560,345] bqg_ceFM30I[/youtube]


I'M GOIN' INTO PREDATOR MODE EB!!!!!!

[recursivelyenumerable]

Then my software replacement will write a software you!

I don't think this is possible anymore, now that Soviet Russia is no longer with us.

[Brehvolution]

  @ that video.

[BlueTsunami]

Went on a date with this one geeky gamer chick (i.e. her license plate is "Hyrule")... we were talking about games and stuff at a diner and then the waitress starts talking to us. She's like "I heard you guys talk about games" and then starts talking how much she loves the Suikoden series. I thought that was pretty cool, since those games are pretty obscure.

What the fuck. That's equal to our Galaxy aligning with the center of the Universe on 2012. Would have been hilarious if a female patron next to you turned in her seat and entered the gaming conversation.

[demi]

Went on a date with this one geeky gamer chick (i.e. her license plate is "Hyrule")... we were talking about games and stuff at a diner and then the waitress starts talking to us. She's like "I heard you guys talk about games" and then starts talking how much she loves the Suikoden series. I thought that was pretty cool, since those games are pretty obscure.

What the fuck. That's equal to our Galaxy aligning with the center of the Universe on 2012. Would have been hilarious if a female patron next to you turned in her seat and entered the gaming conversation.

Shame none had no sense of TASTE

[Bocsius]

My recruiter tells me it's 50/50 between me and some other dude on my interview from last week.

They like my personality better, but the other dude has more experience. I'm supposed to hear today.

Supposedly.

[Diunx]

BEHOLD MY NEW AVATAR!

[tiesto]

Went on a date with this one geeky gamer chick (i.e. her license plate is "Hyrule")... we were talking about games and stuff at a diner and then the waitress starts talking to us. She's like "I heard you guys talk about games" and then starts talking how much she loves the Suikoden series. I thought that was pretty cool, since those games are pretty obscure.

What the fuck. That's equal to our Galaxy aligning with the center of the Universe on 2012. Would have been hilarious if a female patron next to you turned in her seat and entered the gaming conversation.

Shame none had no sense of TASTE

Would it be better if they mentioned grinding for achievements in dodgy movie tie-in games?

 

[demi]

Yes

[etiolate]

so did you bang either of them? And did you do it to videogame music?

[tiesto]

so did you bang either of them? And did you do it to videogame music?

Nope, the girl I went on the date with wants to hang out again. I have been seeing another girl though, tomorrow she's coming over (date #5) and I'm cooking for her.

I don't like screwing to music.

[Flannel Boy]

This goes out to cute girl and flannel girl.

[youtube=560,345]xjZUjWRGp8I[/youtube]

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I heard this song on Supernatural today and I can't fucking find it.