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Have any of you dudes boned a hooker?
« on: June 18, 2009, 04:49:32 AM »
I havent 'had any' for a few months now and am seriously considering visiting a whorehouse. Prostitution is legal where I live so Im assuming these working girls are clean and stuff, but its a big step to take, you know, paying for sex...

Is it a perfectly acceptable thing for a young sort-of-handsome guy to do or will it deliver an irrepairable blow to my dignity?

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 04:54:29 AM »
Seems risky.  Could be like the craigslist event in reverse and the hooker MURDERS YOU!

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 04:57:22 AM »
Less less risky than doing a tour of Asian hookers methinks (as a friend of mine liked to do when he was there with the army).

You must have a pretty active libido Scenester, like my army bud.  Seems it can be both a blessing and a curse. :lol

Anyway, he never felt any remorse or regret so I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 05:07:03 AM »
If other girls find out you've been with a hooker, they won't trust you as being clean.

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Re: Have any of you dudes boned a hooker?
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 05:10:57 AM »
I've received blowjobs at Asian massage parlors. It's kind of nice to get a 10-15 minute massage then blown for about 50-75 bucks.


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Re: Have any of you dudes boned a hooker?
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 05:24:08 AM »
Guys sell themselves short lately. I'm pretty sure you're a young handsome dude, you can get girls.

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Re: Have any of you dudes boned a hooker?
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 05:38:08 AM »
Go BBW hunting!

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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 05:40:10 AM »
My drought has been exceedingly long, but I've never had the desire to visit a prostitute. A one-off at a whorehouse isn't really more satisfying than a JO, which doesn't cost me anything. And, maybe it's my age, but I'm more interested in an actual relationship. I wouldn't kick anyone out of bed, but I'm not going to seek out cheap sex, especially with a pro.

Prostitution is legal where I live so Im assuming these working girls are clean and stuff

I'd assume that prostitutes in a country with mandatory testing would, on average, be less likely to carry STD's than prostitutes in a country without such testing. But I wouldn't go so far as to assume they're "clean." How often are they tested? What are they tested for? What are the ramifications if they test positive for a disease (I doubt many prostitutes would voluntarily quit their profession when told they've contracted herpes)?

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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 06:40:16 AM »
Just a happy ending.

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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 06:49:25 AM »
Do it and upload to xtube
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Re: Have any of you dudes boned a hooker?
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 10:16:23 AM »
I've visited one. 

Demi's mom wasn't bad at all.

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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 10:35:59 AM »
I've visited one. 

Demi's mom wasn't bad at all.

I see what you did there.   :tophat
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 10:43:32 AM »
I've visited one. 

Demi's mom wasn't bad at all.

I see who you did there.   :tophat

Fixed. :tophat
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2009, 10:46:01 AM »
I dunno. If you're not too shy to walk into a brothel and pay for sex, you should be confident enough to hit a club and pick up for the night. It's not like you're a bad looking guy, Spencer.

That said, I suppose you'd be at least guaranteed to get what you went in for with the brothel, and there's no worries of follow-up akward phone calls etc.

Best option: Put out an ad and let women pay you for sex.  :tophat

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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2009, 10:51:23 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2009, 10:56:15 AM »
Never tell people about it. And the whole safety thing too.

Oh and don't get addicted, you will be broke in no time. I had this brazillian friend of mine, met her at a club and later she told me she was a hooker, and she's like 19. Made quite a lot of money.

I fucked her, didn't pay but aside from that it's the same. Well, i did pay for dinner, movie, and club, which at the end of the night will have amount to the same a client of hers would pay to fuck her but hey.

Just be careful, if she tries to kiss hun hun, you ain't having none of that shit, good hookers don't kiss.

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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2009, 10:58:10 AM »
I dunno. If you're not too shy to walk into a brothel and pay for sex, you should be confident enough to hit a club and pick up for the night. It's not like you're a bad looking guy, Spencer.

Scenester...

Spencer is too busy getting biodome'd by BBW.

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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2009, 11:45:38 AM »
If other girls find out you've been with a hooker, they won't trust you as being clean.

How would they find out? Common sense states that the rule of anything like this is not to talk about it.  :lol

Also, this kind of thinking is a bit silly. If you knew half of what most people have done and are hiding from you, you wouldn't trust them as clean either. Everyone has secrets. Keep them.


Never tell people about it. And the whole safety thing too.

I fucked her, didn't pay but aside from that it's the same. Well, i did pay for dinner, movie, and club, which at the end of the night will have amount to the same a client of hers would pay to fuck her but hey.

Just be careful, if she tries to kiss hun hun, you ain't having none of that shit, good hookers don't kiss.

This is why I've never felt the urge to get a one. For the same amount of money you would pay, you can usually get some the old fashioned way. There is also no chase, but I guess that is preferable to some.

Also, why in the fuck would you want to kiss/be kissed by a hooker? A few years back, I heard of a friend of a friend who went down on a hooker. He got chlamydia of the eye. :lol

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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2009, 11:56:16 AM »
Also, why in the fuck would you want to kiss/be kissed by a hooker? A few years back, I heard of a friend of a friend who went down on a hooker. He got chlamydia of the eye. :lol

90% of the dudes try to kiss. 90% of the hookers don't kiss.

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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2009, 12:00:38 PM »
Also, why in the fuck would you want to kiss/be kissed by a hooker? A few years back, I heard of a friend of a friend who went down on a hooker. He got chlamydia of the eye. :lol

90% of the dudes try to kiss. 90% of the hookers don't kiss.

9% of dudes end up kissing hookers.
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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2009, 12:23:15 PM »
I'm talking about kissing on the mouth really.

It's pretty easy to have sex without mouth kissing.

90% of the dudes try to kiss. 90% of the hookers don't kiss.

Are you talking about mouth kissing? If so I don't believe those stats.

I dunno, it just strikes me as foul. If you want to pay someone to be kissed/held, or to watch you fucking cry or something, a whore isn't where you should go to cure the SO RONERY.

I really don't get the whole GFE concept.

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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2009, 01:20:15 PM »
I'm talking about kissing on the mouth really.

It's pretty easy to have sex without mouth kissing.

90% of the dudes try to kiss. 90% of the hookers don't kiss.

Are you talking about mouth kissing? If so I don't believe those stats.

I dunno, it just strikes me as foul. If you want to pay someone to be kissed/held, or to watch you fucking cry or something, a whore isn't where you should go to cure the SO RONERY.

I really don't get the whole GFE concept.

I was talking about mouth kissing, and you better believe those stats. Has nothing to do with GFE, it's just another sexy and good aspect of physical interaction. When you are at a club, and you manage to make out with some girl you've never met before, you ain't doing it for no other reason other than it feels good to have a tongue dance.

Has 0 to do with "being held" or anything like that. And many dudes do actually go to a whore when they need to clear their minds. I mean if all you are feeling is hornyness, then you can solve that shit on your own in 5 minutes.

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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »
I was talking about mouth kissing, and you better believe those stats. Has nothing to do with GFE, it's just another sexy and good aspect of physical interaction. When you are at a club, and you manage to make out with some girl you've never met before, you ain't doing it for no other reason other than it feels good to have a tongue dance.

Kissing is awesome, but there is a divide.

When you make out with a girl at a club, you don't know that she was sucking another guy's dick twenty minutes ago.

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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2009, 02:08:32 PM »
I was talking about mouth kissing, and you better believe those stats. Has nothing to do with GFE, it's just another sexy and good aspect of physical interaction. When you are at a club, and you manage to make out with some girl you've never met before, you ain't doing it for no other reason other than it feels good to have a tongue dance.

Kissing is awesome, but there is a divide.

When you make out with a girl at a club, you don't know that she was sucking another guy's dick twenty minutes ago.

If you go into a whorehouse thinking about it like that, i don't understand how you will even be able to get it up. She has been fucking all day.

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Re: Have any of you dudes boned a hooker?
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2009, 03:23:58 PM »
i don't find any shame in it personally.  if it was really cheap i'd probably do it

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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2009, 03:29:45 PM »
There is nothing like that where I live.  :(
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« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2009, 03:35:06 PM »
One of my relatives friends likes to say their a hooker, but she's very picky.  :-[
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« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2009, 04:12:36 PM »
SMH @ this thread.



PS, better to go fuck a hooker and pay her than to lie to some decent chick about attraction and feelings just to get your tip wet.  My $0.02
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« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2009, 04:21:15 PM »
SMH @ this thread.



PS, better to go fuck a hooker and pay her than to lie to some decent chick about attraction and feelings just to get your tip wet.  My $0.02

I agree.

PS Cyanista, I think I am in love.  Would you like to go out and get dinner, maybe a movie, maybe back to my place?   :-*
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« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2009, 04:23:36 PM »
Aren't you dating someone?  ???
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« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2009, 04:23:49 PM »
Yes, I would.  I've been wanting to test the effects of tazers on male genitals.   :-*
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« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2009, 04:25:05 PM »
Aren't you dating someone?  ???

She'll be there.

Yes, I would.  I've been wanting to test the effects of tazers on male genitals.   :-*

You're just saying that to get me all hot and bothered.   :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2009, 04:27:50 PM »


Redheads are dangerous.
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« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2009, 04:28:31 PM »
Your first mistake was assuming I was referring to myself as a decent chick.



That dog don't hunt.
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« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2009, 04:29:19 PM »
Your first mistake was assuming I was referring to myself as a decent chick.



That dog don't hunt.

So I don't have to lie?

When you wanna meet up?
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« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2009, 04:29:28 PM »
i can be a decent chick for you, if you want
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« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2009, 04:30:31 PM »
i can be a decent chick for you, if you want

But that means that we don't get to bang you.
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« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2009, 04:33:30 PM »
i can be a decent chick for you, if you want

I'll try anything once.   :-*
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« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2009, 04:33:59 PM »
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But that means that we don't get to bang you.

that would depend on your conscience.  i am pretty naive and weak-willed (both in this scenario and in real life)
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« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2009, 04:36:05 PM »
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But that means that we don't get to bang you.

that would depend on your conscience.  i am pretty naive and weak-willed (both in this scenario and in real life)


ooo.. I call dibs.  I like the one's with low self-esteem best. 

Makes me feel like a real man  :(

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« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2009, 04:37:47 PM »
I like where this thread has gone.

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« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2009, 04:41:52 PM »
Oops, I dropped my pen recursiv, could you uh, pick it up?  :-*
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« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2009, 04:41:57 PM »
better to go fuck a hooker and pay her than to lie to some decent chick about attraction and feelings just to get your tip wet.  My $0.02

totally not the response I was expecting.
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« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2009, 05:06:18 PM »
It is much better now!
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« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2009, 05:06:56 PM »
better to go fuck a hooker and pay her than to lie to some decent chick about attraction and feelings just to get your tip wet.  My $0.02

totally not the response I was expecting.

You lie.  On the internet.  FOR SHAME.
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« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2009, 05:48:06 PM »
But really Cyanista...

When we hooking up.  My girlfriend would love to meet you.
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« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2009, 05:52:17 PM »
PS, better to go fuck a hooker and pay her than to lie to some decent chick about attraction and feelings just to get your tip wet.  My $0.02

No it isn't I could get arrested for that.

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« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2009, 05:57:41 PM »
You lie.  On the internet.  FOR SHAME.

No I'm serious. I thought you were just going to dismiss the whole subject, especially based on the "SMH" comment - and then you threw a curve ball. Nicely done.
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« Reply #48 on: June 18, 2009, 06:06:33 PM »
SMH @ this thread.

PS, better to go fuck a hooker and pay her than to lie to some decent chick about attraction and feelings just to get your tip wet.  My $0.02

You don't necessarily have to lie about attraction/feelings. There are many, many people out there who just want to have some fun and aren't looking for soulmates. Protip: they are easily found in bars.

True, there are a lot of scummy people who lie about feelings and love and blah, but a lot of people have only themselves to blame when they are never called again. If someone says they love you or are falling for you within days/weeks, they are probably being insincere.

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« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2009, 06:14:28 PM »
Protip?  So, you're a whore?  You should just service evilboreans for a flat, low fee.
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« Reply #50 on: June 18, 2009, 06:16:33 PM »
I'm a slut, not a whore.   :-*

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« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2009, 06:23:24 PM »
You don't necessarily have to lie about attraction/feelings. There are many, many people out there who just want to have some fun and aren't looking for soulmates. Protip: they are easily found in bars.

Akala, I'm assuming that you've brought a young lady home from a bar before. So, have you ever had to deal with phonecall after phonecall and maybe even a visit to your work because you made the mistake of sexing up the lass from the bar with no intention of ever calling her again?

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« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2009, 06:41:01 PM »

Akala, I'm assuming that you've brought a young lady home from a bar before. So, have you ever had to deal with phonecall after phonecall and maybe even a visit to your work because you made the mistake of sexing up the lass from the bar with no intention of ever calling her again?

The dropping by work thing only happened when I was bartending.  :lol

I've always been pretty open with how I feel...it tends to cut down on games/drama. It's much easier to be honest with these things. Every once in a while you get a crazy one, but such is life.


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« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2009, 07:20:09 PM »
What's worse than the crazy ones is when you catch a raging case of chlamydia. 
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« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2009, 07:30:45 PM »
This is true. Especially if you're just wilding out sans protection and whatnot.

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« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2009, 10:32:12 PM »
This is true. Especially if you're just wilding out sans protection and whatnot.



thus why protection is a must.
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« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2009, 12:19:52 PM »
This is true. Especially if you're just wilding out sans protection and whatnot.



thus why protection is a must.

Can't quote this enough.  I'm sorry, but I won't even have sex with people I've known for years without protection.  It just isn't happening.
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« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2009, 12:56:31 PM »
This is true. Especially if you're just wilding out sans protection and whatnot.



thus why protection is a must.

Can't quote this enough.  I'm sorry, but I won't even have sex with people I've known for years without protection.  It just isn't happening.

You are missing out man.

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« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2009, 01:44:52 PM »
LOL wrikawrek is a mess.  His moniker is apt.
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« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2009, 01:47:01 PM »
If Wrika is talking about whores, then he's out of control
If Wrika is talking about non-working girls, then he has a point

Tehjaybo, jesus christ. It's called "AIDS testing". Those people you've known for years? Take their ass to the clinic and see what's up with them!
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