Author Topic: 2012 theater trailer and clips (Read 2059 times)

Hollywood · « **on:** June 18, 2009, 05:36:10 PM »

Some cool special effects, but I'm guessing the plot is another crappy survival storyline like Day After Tomorrow:

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810045661/video

But, at least Danny Glover is President.

Only thing that can save the movie is:

"Mr President the Mayan prophesy has come true"

::Glover shoots ancient Mayan prophet::

"It's just been REVOKED."

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:53:08 PM »

really underwhelmed.

melodramatic, portentous, totally overblown and totally bored $:-\$ .

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2009, 06:10:15 PM »

Looks laughably bad, but it might be worth it to see all the insane special effects sequences.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2009, 06:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 18, 2009, 06:40:39 PM

Thinking about it, I feel like Nic Cage turned this one down so they got Cusack.

Interestingly enough, Knowing is essentially the same movie as 2012.

End of the world? Check.
Knowledgeable main character? Check.
Kid? Check
Wife/girlfriend/female acquaintance? Check.
Race to escape the devastation? Check.
Lots of expensive destruction scenes? Check.
Laughable dialogue/acting? Check.

lol

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2009, 06:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 18, 2009, 06:50:49 PM

Which is why I think he turned down 2012 to do Knowing.

Why would he do that, though? Presumably, given that its budget is four times as big as Knowing's, 2012 would have resulted in a much bigger paycheck.

ManaByte · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2009, 07:16:28 PM »

The movie is unbelievable shit, which is why they are sending it to die against Twilight 2.

It's basically Knowing, but with a MUCH bigger budget and a much dumber story...

In Knowing

spoiler (click to show/hide)

the world is destroyed by a massive solar flare and aliens (who were warning humanity) relocate a select few on a new Earth

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In 2012, if the rumors are true,

spoiler (click to show/hide)

aliens tip the planet off its axis and everything blows up real nice.

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If you clicked the spoiler, it's your own fault for reading it.

ManaByte · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2009, 07:47:41 PM »

Ok they apparently changed 2012 (likely due to Knowing):

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Instead of aliens, the Earth is destroyed by a solar storm whose neutrinos vaporize the core of the Earth.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:03:07 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on June 18, 2009, 07:47:41 PM

Ok they apparently changed 2012 (likely due to Knowing):

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Instead of aliens, the Earth is destroyed by a solar storm whose neutrinos vaporize the core of the Earth.
[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

So instead of a ripoff of Knowing, it's a ripoff of The Core?

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 18, 2009, 06:40:39 PM

Thinking about it, I feel like Nic Cage turned this one down so they got Cusack.

Nic Cage obviously hasn't turned down a role in the last 5 years.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:12:18 PM »

They should have just made a movie adaptation of The Forge of God instead. This just looks like an even worse version of "The Core".

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on June 18, 2009, 08:12:18 PM

They should have just made a movie adaptation of The Forge of God instead.

I'm sure if they did it would still end being more or less the same as 2012/The Core/Knowing.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:20:47 PM »

At least it would probably have an ending that wouldn't make you cringe.

Seriously this looks as bad as transformers.

ManaByte · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 18, 2009, 08:03:07 PM

Quote from: ManaByte on June 18, 2009, 07:47:41 PM
Ok they apparently changed 2012 (likely due to Knowing):

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Instead of aliens, the Earth is destroyed by a solar storm whose neutrinos vaporize the core of the Earth.
[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
So instead of a ripoff of Knowing, it's a ripoff of The Core?
[close]

And they do it in an ID4 kinda way:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

2009: OH SHIT THE CORE OF THE EARTH IS VAPORIZED!
2011: HIDE THE MONA LISA AND THE RICH PEOPLE!
2012: WE'RE FUCKED!

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:47:06 PM »

ID4 was awesome because it's like "Oh man, it's the end of the world!" but also "We're gonna rock this mutha to the ground!!!

".

2012 just looks like another overly-serious, convoluted, poorly acted, poorly written, end-of-the-world borefest with a few awesome effects scenes scattered here and there. Not dissimilar from other recent movies like Knowing, The Core, The Happening [lulz], The Day After Tomorrow, The Day the Earth Stood Still, War of the Worlds, and so on.

ManaByte · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:50:34 PM »

Too bad the Mayan 2012 was...last year. LOL

EvilBoris · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2009, 08:56:10 PM »

man, fucking emmerich is still around

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2009, 09:01:32 PM »

Quote from: EvilBoris on June 18, 2009, 08:56:10 PM

man, fucking emmerich is still around

Seriously. The guy only knows how to make one kind of movie.

Even The Patriot is basically ID4 except with the British instead of aliens.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2009, 09:39:39 PM »

Black president in the year 2012? gtfo

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2009, 06:55:27 PM »

Whats with the airplanes?

cool breeze · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2009, 12:04:28 AM »

5 minute clip

[youtube=560,345]eZxBYItj2sM
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Akala · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2009, 12:08:34 AM »

looks absolutely terrible. also, am I wrong, or are there a lot of fundies who think 2012 is it? when I saw the commercial for this the other day, I couldn't believe someone would be so cynical to capitalize on those crazies. emmerich to the rescue.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2009, 12:15:37 AM »

Will watch for the sweet and sexy hot hot hot destruction

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2009, 01:02:34 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on October 03, 2009, 12:04:28 AM

5 minute clip

[youtube=560,345]eZxBYItj2sM
[/youtube]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This scene is better:

[youtube=560,345]vXwB7_dOtA4[/youtube]

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EvilBoris · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:30:24 AM »

what a riot

that chaos was almost, I dunno, phantasmagoric? here's a fucking rolling donut, a truck instantly exploding, a train flying around, off into an office floor now, here's a parking lot of raining cars, now we're in a plane, 20 highway flipping shots out spielberg's 'war of the worlds' ... and all the wierdly nonchalant conversation through each narrow escape

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2009, 12:17:20 PM »

Quote from: EvilBoris on October 03, 2009, 05:30:24 AM

what a riot

that chaos was almost, I dunno, phantasmagoric? here's a fucking rolling donut, a truck instantly exploding, a train flying around, off into an office floor now, here's a parking lot of raining cars, now we're in a plane, 20 highway flipping shots out spielberg's 'war of the worlds' ... and all the wierdly nonchalant conversation through each narrow escape

Oooh, that's a good one.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2009, 03:11:57 PM »

I'm seeing this movie.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2009, 03:12:43 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on October 03, 2009, 03:11:57 PM

I'm seeing this movie.

Me too. It's going to be so hilariously bad.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:21:01 PM »

I think someone said on the GAF thread that the inevetable RiffTrax would be epic. I'm gonna agree with that.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:23:31 PM »

http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:33:07 PM »

that clip looks so goddamned bad it makes me furious knowing i lost a few brain cells just by watching it

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:33:24 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on October 03, 2009, 10:23:31 PM

http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

Yeah, it apes some of the ideas from the Foundation series.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** October 03, 2009, 11:52:57 PM »

Saw the trailer today before Zombieland. 2012 = super wild homo

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #32 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:10:34 AM »

I think they start the scripts for these disaster shows by making a list of famous monuments and spectacular ways of wrecking them and then giving it to one of their kids to throw some little story things in the middle as an excuse to fill up the other hour and a half.

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Author Topic: 2012 theater trailer and clips (Read 2059 times)