Author Topic: My review of Bionic Commando (Read 2052 times)

demi · « **on:** June 20, 2009, 12:28:15 AM »

It's a shame this got panned for no reason. This is easily top-tier material. Just finished it... loved it. Amazing game.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2009, 12:48:18 AM »

I think that that would be necrophilia.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2009, 01:26:18 AM »

Will wait for the PC version.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2009, 11:35:05 PM »

Beat it on Commando... amazing game. A bit frustrating on Commando but completely do-able

I love the ending. Piano tunes are so amazing

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:06:02 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 20, 2009, 11:36:58 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on June 20, 2009, 12:48:18 AM
I think that that would be necrophilia.

What if I don't finish?

Pretty sure if I fucked your ass and didn't cum it would still count as pedophilia.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:11:08 AM »

And child molestation and rape. I think.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:24:54 AM »

And awesome bionic commando

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2009, 06:34:08 AM »

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2009, 02:13:58 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 21, 2009, 06:34:08 AM

[youtube=560,345]o6jujSx5N8E[/youtube]

Piano solos

duckman2000 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2009, 02:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 21, 2009, 07:12:47 AM

I have no plans to buy new games next month, so it's either this or Prototype.

Can't you just not buy any games?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2009, 03:19:00 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 21, 2009, 04:11:08 AM

And child molestation and rape. I think.

With the way you look, I doubt the rape part.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:14:55 AM »

You have to redo challenges/collectibles when you die. FAIL.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:15:47 AM »

It saves your progress at each checkpoint, and the checkpoints are nicely spaced out. It's not a problem. You sir, are the fail

bork · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2009, 01:04:46 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 22, 2009, 02:15:47 AM

It saves your progress at each checkpoint, and the checkpoints are nicely spaced out. It's not a problem. You sir, are the fail

Come on, that is a valid complaint. They should have at least added a patch that makes it so you don't have to get hidden emblems again if you die.

I sold the game off before completing it, but I'm going to pick it up again when it hits the bargain bin.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2009, 01:06:55 AM »

I thought it would be an issue too, but-

* There are AT MOST most 4 hidden (hidden is stretching it) icons per "stage"
* The game saves after each "stage" which are reasonably short. There's barely any enemies in them sometimes!
* There are at least a few checkpoints in each "stage" (relays particularly)

Sorry, I will not accept your complaint.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:43:09 PM »

Just finished the game. I really enjoyed the arm mechanics, they make the other weapons pretty useless and unnecessary. My only complaint is that GRIN could've just tightened up the gunplay before releasing it, since it's essential early on before you get the awesome arm powers.

Really fun game that has been overlooked due to reviews and horrible sales. Too bad.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:50:14 PM »

The only gun thats worth using is the Bulldog. I dont use the Hiker at all except for the achievements. The pistol is pretty beast too.

Game is awesome A+

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:00:13 PM »

Sniping is a pain in the ass. Aside from the level early on where you have to take them out, I just swing away and ignore them.

Game is really awesome. Poor GRIN.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:49:36 PM »

Apparently Demi and I rock and the rest of you guys suck.

This game is awesome.

Bebpo · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:50:58 PM »

Ok, fine. Will buy at $30.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:55:36 PM »

It's one of those games where it clicks for certain people, and if you're one of those people, it's an extremely awesome game.

Bebpo · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:00:10 PM »

Sure and since I love games like GunValkyrie which are about platforming mechanics I'd probably dig this.

...still not paying $40+ for it though.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:02:17 PM »

dirty poor. go away.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2009, 01:47:17 AM »

$42 at Amazon right now. Since no one else bought it, step up and support awesome games.

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2009, 09:46:20 PM »

What do you care? You sold your consoles. Moran

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:00:36 PM »

No excuses now, you company murderers.

bork · « **Reply #26 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:53:34 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2009, 09:45:59 PM

Bionic Commando drops to $19.99 at EB tomorrow

Might go pick it up again now!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:11:46 AM »

Do it. The game gets really awesome about half-way through.

Cravis · « **Reply #28 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:24:24 AM »

Picked it up for $20 and don't regret it at all. Once you get the swinging mechanics down this game kicks ass.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:17:13 PM »

Quote from: Cravis on July 10, 2009, 11:24:24 AM

Picked it up for $20 and don't regret it at all. Once you get the swinging mechanics down this game kicks ass.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:03:32 PM »

I might pick it up for $20.

Yeti · « **Reply #31 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:42:38 AM »

where did you get it for $20?

bork · « **Reply #32 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:07:12 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 11, 2009, 11:42:38 AM

where did you get it for $20?

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2009, 09:45:59 PM

Bionic Commando drops to $19.99 at EB tomorrow

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Author Topic: My review of Bionic Commando (Read 2052 times)