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demi

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My review of Bionic Commando
« on: June 20, 2009, 12:28:15 AM »
It's a shame this got panned for no reason. This is easily top-tier material. Just finished it... loved it. Amazing game.
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2009, 12:48:18 AM »
I think that that would be necrophilia.

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2009, 01:26:18 AM »
Will wait for the PC version.
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demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2009, 11:35:05 PM »
Beat it on Commando... amazing game. A bit frustrating on Commando but completely do-able

I love the ending. Piano tunes are so amazing
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 04:06:02 AM »
I think that that would be necrophilia.

What if I don't finish?

Pretty sure if I fucked your ass and didn't cum it would still count as pedophilia.

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 04:11:08 AM »
And child molestation and rape. I think.

demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 04:24:54 AM »
And awesome bionic commando
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demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 06:34:08 AM »
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 02:13:58 PM »
[youtube=560,345]o6jujSx5N8E[/youtube]

:bow Piano solos :bow2
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2009, 02:43:27 PM »
I have no plans to buy new games next month, so it's either this or Prototype.

Can't you just not buy any games?

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2009, 03:19:00 PM »
And child molestation and rape. I think.

With the way you look, I doubt the rape part. 

dammitmattt

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 02:14:55 AM »
You have to redo challenges/collectibles when you die.  FAIL.

demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2009, 02:15:47 AM »
It saves your progress at each checkpoint, and the checkpoints are nicely spaced out. It's not a problem. You sir, are the fail
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2009, 01:04:46 AM »
It saves your progress at each checkpoint, and the checkpoints are nicely spaced out. It's not a problem. You sir, are the fail

Come on, that is a valid complaint.  They should have at least added a patch that makes it so you don't have to get hidden emblems again if you die.

I sold the game off before completing it, but I'm going to pick it up again when it hits the bargain bin.
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demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2009, 01:06:55 AM »
I thought it would be an issue too, but-

* There are AT MOST most 4  hidden (hidden is stretching it) icons per "stage"
* The game saves after each "stage" which are reasonably short. There's barely any enemies in them sometimes!
* There are at least a few checkpoints in each "stage" (relays particularly)

Sorry, I will not accept your complaint.
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2009, 02:43:09 PM »
Just finished the game. I really enjoyed the arm mechanics, they make the other weapons pretty useless and unnecessary. My only complaint is that GRIN could've just tightened up the gunplay before releasing it, since it's essential early on before you get the awesome arm powers.

Really fun game that has been overlooked due to reviews and horrible sales. Too bad.
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demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2009, 02:50:14 PM »
The only gun thats worth using is the Bulldog. I dont use the Hiker at all except for the achievements. The pistol is pretty beast too.

Game is awesome A+
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2009, 03:00:13 PM »
Sniping is a pain in the ass. Aside from the level early on where you have to take them out, I just swing away and ignore them.

Game is really awesome. Poor GRIN.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2009, 03:02:07 PM by distantmantra »
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2009, 07:49:36 PM »
Apparently Demi and I rock and the rest of you guys suck.

This game is awesome.
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Bebpo

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2009, 10:50:58 PM »
Ok, fine.  Will buy at $30.

Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2009, 10:55:36 PM »
It's one of those games where it clicks for certain people, and if you're one of those people, it's an extremely awesome game.
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Bebpo

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2009, 11:00:10 PM »
Sure and since I love games like GunValkyrie which are about platforming mechanics I'd probably dig this.

...still not paying $40+ for it though.

demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2009, 11:02:17 PM »
dirty poor. go away.
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2009, 01:47:17 AM »
$42 at Amazon right now. Since no one else bought it, step up and support awesome games.
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demi

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2009, 09:46:20 PM »
What do you care? You sold your consoles. Moran
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2009, 11:00:36 PM »
No excuses now, you company murderers.
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2009, 11:53:34 PM »
Bionic Commando drops to $19.99 at EB tomorrow

 :o  Might go pick it up again now! 
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2009, 02:11:46 AM »
Do it. The game gets really awesome about half-way through.
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Cravis

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2009, 11:24:24 AM »
Picked it up for $20 and don't regret it at all. Once you get the swinging mechanics down this game kicks ass.

Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2009, 02:17:13 PM »
Picked it up for $20 and don't regret it at all. Once you get the swinging mechanics down this game kicks ass.

:rock
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2009, 03:03:32 PM »
I might pick it up for $20.
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Yeti

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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2009, 11:42:38 AM »
where did you get it for $20?
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Re: My review of Bionic Commando
« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2009, 12:07:12 PM »
where did you get it for $20?

 :dur

Bionic Commando drops to $19.99 at EB tomorrow
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