Author Topic: Wouldn't it be awesome if Michael Jackson's comeback tour started at his funeral  (Read 16963 times)

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Brehvolution

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Figures... I'm always lttp.  :(
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Lionel Richie, ladies and gentlemen

ManaByte

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Lionel Richie is still alive?
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The last two performers look choked up, Mariah could barely sing.
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ManaByte

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LOL those backup singers look bored.
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Lionel Richie is immortal.
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ManaByte

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The last two performers look choked up, Mariah could barely sing.

Because she knows she'll never be famous enough for this type of funeral.
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ManaByte

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Friend just IMed me:
"Has he jumped out of his coffin as a zombie to perform Thriller yet?"

and he doesn't read EB. LOL
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ManaByte

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Where the hell are all the white people? MJ died as a white guy.
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Why are people yelling in the Staples Center? :lol
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Phoenix Dark

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I'd probably forfeit a year of my life just to ensure Jackson jumps out the casket and starts dancing
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I'd kill Diablo Cody to see that.
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ManaByte

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STEVIE MUTHERFUCKING WONDER
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HERE WE GO BIG GUNS ARE OUT
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ManaByte

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LOL

"This is a moment I wished I didn't live to SEE come"

How did he see it?
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"Moment I wish I didn't see come." :lol :lol

LOL HE IS BLIND HE CANT SEE
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Phoenix Dark

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The most important question: how would N Korea respond to a Michael Jackson resurrection
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They'd shoot dongs at us
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ManaByte

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Is his coffin really gold?

Yes. It's the same coffin James Brown was buried in.

No one knows what they did with James Brown's body.
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JAMES BROWN IS DECOMPOSED HE WON'T NEED THIS COFFIN ANYMORE
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Oh God Kobe .. WTF :lol

ManaByte

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Kobe fuck.
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ManaByte

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Fucking ball hog rapist.
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Kobe Bryant? :lol
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ManaByte

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MJ made Magic a better point guard? WTF?
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MICHAEL CURED MAGIC OF AIDS!
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The greatest moment of Magic Johnson's life was eating a bucket of Kentucy Fried Chicken with Michael Jackson? :lol

omg the visual image
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Hollywood

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LOL was good until Magic thanked the city like it was a postgame interview.

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 :lol :lol :lol KFC
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WrikaWrek

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Blackness confirmed.

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Apparently, the credentials for giving a MJ eulogy is being black and eating fried chicken.
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ManaByte

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And being on a FOX reality show.
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To be fair, Hudson is doing pretty well.

I want to see an animated .gif of Magic Johnson and Michael Jackson eating a bucket of fried chicken. :lol
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ManaByte

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Oh fuck no. Get that idiot off the stage now.
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Yeah.

O FUCK SHARPTON SNIPERS TAKE HIM OUT
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ManaByte

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He looks thin? Is he dying of cancer? One can hope.
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He is on some diet and working on a book.
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ManaByte

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So he's betraying he blackness by not eating KFC?
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Hollywood

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Is Don King going to speak too?

ManaByte

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Is Don King going to speak too?

He'll sing a duet with Sharpton. Then they'll make out along with Jesse Jackson.
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Fucking Staples Center

MICHAEL I LUV U WHHHOOOOOO
OMG MICHAEL WOOOO
WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL YARRRAAA
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He's dead, you dumb fucks.  Shut the fuck up - its a memorial service, not a concert!
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ManaByte

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Hey look,  he's white!
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Did I hear people boo John Mayer? :lol
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BobFromPikeCreek

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He's dead, you dumb fucks.  Shut the fuck up - its a memorial service, not a concert!
Seriously.
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ManaByte

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Hey look, the casket is moving. Michael must be spinning.
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SHUT.

THE.

FUCK.

UP.

Some dude literally yelled, "We want more!"
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Hollywood

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These people are annoying as fuck.

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PARADE OF WHITE PEOPLE BEGINS!
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BobFromPikeCreek

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People are stupid.
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Brooke Shields is still do-able.

She is falling apart on stage, though.
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"But what we did do was _________."

Anyone guess something other than LAUGH?
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It's an honest falling apart, though, so I think it's fine.
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Jermaine is going to cry.

At least he has a heart.
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ManaByte

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He looks like one of the California Raisins.
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Mini MLK
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ManaByte

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Mini?
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MLK was a large man!
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ManaByte

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These two look like they hit the KFC buffet nightly.
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Michael Jackson was the best street sweeper ever.
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