Author Topic: Wouldn't it be awesome if Michael Jackson's comeback tour started at his funeral (Read 17056 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #60 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:44:04 PM »

Figures... I'm always lttp.

Hollywood · « **Reply #61 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:49:41 PM »

Lionel Richie, ladies and gentlemen

ManaByte · « **Reply #62 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:49:58 PM »

Lionel Richie is still alive?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #63 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:50:23 PM »

The last two performers look choked up, Mariah could barely sing.

ManaByte · « **Reply #64 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:50:34 PM »

LOL those backup singers look bored.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #65 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:51:12 PM »

Lionel Richie is immortal.

ManaByte · « **Reply #66 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 07, 2009, 02:50:23 PM

The last two performers look choked up, Mariah could barely sing.

Because she knows she'll never be famous enough for this type of funeral.

ManaByte · « **Reply #67 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:52:14 PM »

Friend just IMed me:
"Has he jumped out of his coffin as a zombie to perform Thriller yet?"

and he doesn't read EB. LOL

ManaByte · « **Reply #68 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:53:41 PM »

Where the hell are all the white people? MJ died as a white guy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #69 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:54:25 PM »

Why are people yelling in the Staples Center?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #70 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:01:54 PM »

I'd probably forfeit a year of my life just to ensure Jackson jumps out the casket and starts dancing

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:05:12 PM »

I'd kill Diablo Cody to see that.

ManaByte · « **Reply #72 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:06:21 PM »

STEVIE MUTHERFUCKING WONDER

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #73 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:06:35 PM »

HERE WE GO BIG GUNS ARE OUT

ManaByte · « **Reply #74 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:07:01 PM »

LOL

"This is a moment I wished I didn't live to SEE come"

How did he see it?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:07:05 PM »

"Moment I wish I didn't see come."

LOL HE IS BLIND HE CANT SEE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #76 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:07:32 PM »

The most important question: how would N Korea respond to a Michael Jackson resurrection

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #77 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:08:13 PM »

They'd shoot dongs at us

ManaByte · « **Reply #78 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 07, 2009, 03:10:04 PM

Is his coffin really gold?

Yes. It's the same coffin James Brown was buried in.

No one knows what they did with James Brown's body.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #79 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:12:48 PM »

JAMES BROWN IS DECOMPOSED HE WON'T NEED THIS COFFIN ANYMORE

Hollywood · « **Reply #80 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:14:53 PM »

Oh God Kobe .. WTF

ManaByte · « **Reply #81 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:14:59 PM »

Kobe fuck.

ManaByte · « **Reply #82 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:15:22 PM »

Fucking ball hog rapist.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #83 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:15:22 PM »

Kobe Bryant?

ManaByte · « **Reply #84 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:17:00 PM »

MJ made Magic a better point guard? WTF?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #85 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:17:34 PM »

MICHAEL CURED MAGIC OF AIDS!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #86 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:18:25 PM »

The greatest moment of Magic Johnson's life was eating a bucket of Kentucy Fried Chicken with Michael Jackson?

omg the visual image

Hollywood · « **Reply #87 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:19:49 PM »

LOL was good until Magic thanked the city like it was a postgame interview.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #88 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:20:01 PM »

KFC

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #89 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:20:26 PM »

Blackness confirmed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #90 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:21:26 PM »

Apparently, the credentials for giving a MJ eulogy is being black and eating fried chicken.

ManaByte · « **Reply #91 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:21:39 PM »

And being on a FOX reality show.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #92 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:23:27 PM »

To be fair, Hudson is doing pretty well.

I want to see an animated .gif of Magic Johnson and Michael Jackson eating a bucket of fried chicken.

ManaByte · « **Reply #93 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:24:42 PM »

Oh fuck no. Get that idiot off the stage now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #94 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:24:59 PM »

Yeah.

O FUCK SHARPTON SNIPERS TAKE HIM OUT

ManaByte · « **Reply #95 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:25:07 PM »

He looks thin? Is he dying of cancer? One can hope.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #96 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:27:00 PM »

He is on some diet and working on a book.

ManaByte · « **Reply #97 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:27:44 PM »

So he's betraying he blackness by not eating KFC?

Hollywood · « **Reply #98 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:28:19 PM »

Is Don King going to speak too?

ManaByte · « **Reply #99 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:29:37 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on July 07, 2009, 03:28:19 PM

Is Don King going to speak too?

He'll sing a duet with Sharpton. Then they'll make out along with Jesse Jackson.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #100 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:32:12 PM »

Fucking Staples Center

MICHAEL I LUV U WHHHOOOOOO
OMG MICHAEL WOOOO
WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL YARRRAAA

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #101 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:33:07 PM »

He's dead, you dumb fucks. Shut the fuck up - its a memorial service, not a concert!

ManaByte · « **Reply #102 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:33:20 PM »

Hey look, he's white!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #103 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:33:31 PM »

Did I hear people boo John Mayer?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #104 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:34:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 07, 2009, 03:33:07 PM

He's dead, you dumb fucks. Shut the fuck up - its a memorial service, not a concert!

Seriously.

ManaByte · « **Reply #105 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:34:29 PM »

Hey look, the casket is moving. Michael must be spinning.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #106 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:37:45 PM »

SHUT.

THE.

FUCK.

UP.

Some dude literally yelled, "We want more!"

Hollywood · « **Reply #107 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:37:51 PM »

These people are annoying as fuck.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #108 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:38:18 PM »

PARADE OF WHITE PEOPLE BEGINS!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #109 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:38:26 PM »

People are stupid.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #110 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:40:06 PM »

Brooke Shields is still do-able.

She is falling apart on stage, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #111 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:41:55 PM »

"But what we did do was _________."

Anyone guess something other than LAUGH?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #112 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:42:02 PM »

It's an honest falling apart, though, so I think it's fine.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #113 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:50:23 PM »

Jermaine is going to cry.

At least he has a heart.

ManaByte · « **Reply #114 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:50:40 PM »

He looks like one of the California Raisins.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #115 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:51:57 PM »

Mini MLK

ManaByte · « **Reply #116 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:52:22 PM »

Mini?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #117 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:52:56 PM »

MLK was a large man!

ManaByte · « **Reply #118 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:53:26 PM »

These two look like they hit the KFC buffet nightly.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #119 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:53:49 PM »

Michael Jackson was the best street sweeper ever.

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Author Topic: Wouldn't it be awesome if Michael Jackson's comeback tour started at his funeral (Read 17056 times)