Author Topic: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes? (Read 7812 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #60 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:14:00 AM »

I'm so fucking paranoid - mostly about the woman becoming sick with baby - that I've insisted on the pill and condoms in recent relationships. I will fucking shut down if I don't have protection. I have this mental image of me taking care of a child, stuck in a job I hate so I can make enough money to support it. It flashes real quick and my penis immediately falls off.

etiolate · « **Reply #61 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:20:28 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 02:09:26 AM

How often do guys fake it anyway?

Have you guys ever been caught?

I faked it once. She was suspicious, but I got away with it. She was just sort of a lazy lay sometimes and I got tired of doing most of the work, so one time I was just like "ahhh uh" and then waited half an hour, went to play videogames.

Bildi · « **Reply #62 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:22:44 AM »

I rely on the pill since I can't feel enough through a condom to get anywhere. And the few times I tried a condom the mood died by the time I got it on.

Plus the excess rubber around the base of my wiener isn't very inspiring. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #63 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:24:36 AM »

They've got condoms sized to fit nowadays to prevent that dilemma.

And it takes like thirty seconds to put one on. How bad is your sense of urgency?!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #64 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:29:54 AM »

Seems like sex would get boring after 10 minutes. I'd rather watch porn

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #65 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:31:26 AM »

Sounds like something that someone who has only watched porn would say.

demi · « **Reply #66 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:32:38 AM »

Sounds like someone who watches FAKE ASS SHITTY PORN would say. Most amateur vids are hit it and quit it, just how I like it

edit: The vids... not sex. Cause... I havent. But the vids are nice

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #67 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:35:21 AM »

"Professional" pornography is gross. Fake women, too much fluids, etc.

Bildi · « **Reply #68 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:36:14 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 04:24:36 AM

They've got condoms sized to fit nowadays to prevent that dilemma.

And it takes like thirty seconds to put one on. How bad is your sense of urgency?!

No really, it's just because I can't feel enough through them. It's quite a challenge for me to cum even without them.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #69 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:39:51 AM »

Sounds like a mental block more than a physical one. They've got super thin ones nowadays too! I find it much easier to climax knowing that there will be no babies as a result. Babies are a boner killer.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:11:49 AM »

I don't think anyone likes condoms - it's just a necessary evil.

I can't imagine if there were no consequences from intercourse that someone would prefer to wear a rubber.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:20:43 AM »

Well, that's one of the benefits of marrying someone. :p

brawndolicious · « **Reply #72 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:26:47 AM »

Professional porn stars do some weird shit when they "ejaculate". The women just piss everywhere but the men actually inject some sort of mayonnaise or fake sperm shit into their seminal vesicle.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #73 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:47:20 AM »

for some reason I can never come during sexual intercourse, I guess its multi-tasking or something. so yeah I can go for an hour no sweat. Then its JO all over her time

Brehvolution · « **Reply #74 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:03:45 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 14, 2009, 06:26:47 AM

Professional porn stars do some weird shit when they "ejaculate". The women just piss everywhere but the men actually inject some sort of mayonnaise or fake sperm shit into their seminal vesicle.

Obligatory
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WrikaWrek · « **Reply #75 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:09:13 AM »

Fuck condoms. So sick of them. I'll make it my mission to go rambo next time, i'm in a relationship goddamnit.

Will be embarrassing if i premature ejaculate because of it, like "omg, the wonders, i didn't know this is what it's supposed to feel like, good god".

Fuck latex man.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #76 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:23:04 AM »

It's called "distinguished mentally-challenged ejaculation" and yeah, I "suffer" from it. Since I've been "dealing" with it for nearly 18 years, I can tell you that some women love it, others don't. Almost all of them get frustrated with the fact that they can't make me cum, even though it's not their fault.

Lots of hysterical squawking from virgins in this thread. But hey, it's the 'Bore

Himu · « **Reply #77 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:30:55 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 14, 2009, 05:08:28 AM

i don't like condoms either. raw is so much better.

Who likes condoms?

Quote from: jarosh on July 14, 2009, 05:17:56 AM

i used to never have sex raw before i got married. i didn't even really know how it felt without a condom. maybe that's why it's so hard to go back now.

You're just trying to rub it (your dick) in ours faces now.

Asshole.

Akala · « **Reply #78 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:37:45 AM »

Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

That's for me personally though. Back in the day, going for hours was fun...maybe because getting there was an end result and not something that happens all the time.

It's easy to spot all the married guys in the thread.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #79 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:00:17 AM »

Quote from: Akala on July 14, 2009, 10:37:45 AM

Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Akala · « **Reply #80 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:12:18 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 11:00:17 AM

Quote from: Akala on July 14, 2009, 10:37:45 AM
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Reb · « **Reply #81 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:21:31 AM »

Himu
Jin

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #82 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:43:16 AM »

Jin lives in Saudi Arabia, he has no doubt banged a goat by now.

Himu · « **Reply #83 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:44:21 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 14, 2009, 11:21:31 AM

Himu
Jin

Nope.

Himu · « **Reply #84 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:55:07 AM »

how many goats have you fucked jin

edit: Make that virgin goats

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #85 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:13:23 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 14, 2009, 11:12:27 AM

i'm pretty sure that most people who posted in this thread are not virgins. this isn't gaf

okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?

Quote from: Akala on July 14, 2009, 10:37:45 AM

Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

I was "what the fuck"-ing this comment. I don't get it. "If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone". Haven't you ever heard "Some Girls" by the 'Stones?

Himu · « **Reply #86 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:17:18 PM »

Wasn't the "good luck finding a girl who stays wet" comment from distant, who's married?

Himu · « **Reply #87 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:17:50 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 14, 2009, 12:13:52 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 14, 2009, 11:55:07 AM
how many goats have you fucked jin

edit: Make that virgin goats

72

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #88 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:28:43 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 14, 2009, 12:17:18 PM

Wasn't the "good luck finding a girl who stays wet" comment from distant, who's married?

i don't know but goddamn maybe he should look into that his & hers stuff.

i can get him a good discount!

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #89 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:39:39 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 02:09:26 AM

How often do guys fake it anyway?

Have you guys ever been caught?

I've been married for a year now, and we dated for 7 years before that and I have faked it on several occasions. Mostly when we were younger and were going at it several times in a row (although there was one time when I got a toothy blowjob, and I tried my best to act pleased, but there was no hiding the lack of ejac during a bj). Now that I am middle aged (26

), I don't have to worry about multiple penetration sessions. Especially if I maintain my auto-erotic quota of 2 whacks a day

Akala · « **Reply #90 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:45:47 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 12:13:23 PM

Quote from: Akala on July 14, 2009, 10:37:45 AM
Actually, I think going 'for hours' tends to be something that young people do. If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone.

I was "what the fuck"-ing this comment. I don't get it. "If you're good at what you do, and there's nothing wrong with you, it shouldn't take an hour for the act alone". Haven't you ever heard "Some Girls" by the 'Stones?

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have made a blanket statement about it, as some people just take longer to get off. It's outside of the norm though. A full hour is way outside the norm IMO.

I don't think I've ever pounded for an hour under normal conditions. I'd have to have been blitzed out of my mind. I would imagine the quality suffers in that state of mind anyway. Drunk / rolling sex looks laughable when you are sober.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #91 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:53:20 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on July 14, 2009, 12:13:52 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 14, 2009, 11:55:07 AM
how many goats have you fucked jin

edit: Make that virgin goats

72

You're always such a good sport.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #92 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:57:13 PM »

I've never used lube. True story.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #93 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:04:41 PM »

Because you don't need it? Because it hasn't occurred to you?

That "his n hers" shit is a lot of pseudo-scientific fun!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #94 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:13:02 PM »

Never had to use lube for vaginal intercourse. I only need to use (lots of) lube for anal.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #95 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:24:44 PM »

the less time, the better

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #96 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 02:04:41 PM

Because you don't need it? Because it hasn't occurred to you?

Never needed it. Like distantmantra, it's never been an issue. And I've never done anal (it's an exit, not an entrance!), so there's been no need.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #97 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:53:55 PM »

Well, I use lube on the regular.

Himu · « **Reply #98 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:02:03 PM »

Willco, you also can't see the appeal of anal? I guess I'm speaking entirely out of ignorance here but nothing has ever made me want to try it (whether it's on the receiving end or otherwise).

Lots of folks say the girl can have a bigger and better orgasm with anal sex, but I still can't picture my dick in a poop hole without becoming immediately limp.

Tristam · « **Reply #99 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 14, 2009, 12:13:23 PM

Quote from: jarosh on July 14, 2009, 11:12:27 AM
i'm pretty sure that most people who posted in this thread are not virgins. this isn't gaf

okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?

Uh, yeah, that was me. Having sex with my girlfriend indicates I'm a virgin? Are you mentally distinguished mentally-challenged?

Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse? It's called foreplay.

And moreover, there are women in this thread also saying they don't want to get rammed for an hour straight.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #100 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:31:10 PM »

Jarosh has a donkey dick

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #101 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:43:40 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 14, 2009, 03:11:33 PM

i'm bi and even i don't like anal $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #102 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:45:22 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 03:14:24 PM

Uh, yeah, that was me. Having sex with my girlfriend indicates I'm a virgin? Are you mentally distinguished mentally-challenged?

Sorry, I missed the part about you having sex with anyone due to the whole "good luck finding a blahblah"

Quote from: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 03:14:24 PM

Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse? It's called foreplay.

Just this last weekend I had intercourse for two hours. Sorry man, foreplay only goes so far.

Quote from: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 03:14:24 PM

And moreover, there are women in this thread also saying they don't want to get rammed for an hour straight.

Good for them. I'll stick to fucking one that does.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #103 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:47:48 PM »

I was going to write a cutting reply, but I decided against it.

demi · « **Reply #104 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:50:30 PM »

http://www.stayswetlonger.com/freesamples/freesamples.php

Free lube... pucker those starfishes up

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #105 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:50:49 PM »

Oh, just go ahead.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #106 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:51:44 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 14, 2009, 03:50:30 PM

http://www.stayswetlonger.com/freesamples/freesamples.php

The silicone-based Wet stuff is the bees knees. A little dab will do ya.

muckhole · « **Reply #107 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:53:55 PM »

I've always found the length of time was really quite dependent on other factors like mood, location, whether drinking was involved etc.

I don't find an hour to be preposterous, but it's rare and not something I'd always aim for either.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #108 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:55:55 PM »

When I lived in Hollywood, my roommate was dating a wannabe actress who got downright angry if sex lasted more than five minutes.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #109 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:56:43 PM »

I'd just like to add that missionary is the lamest position.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #110 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:57:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 03:47:48 PM

I was going to write a cutting reply, but I decided against it.

Anyway, I could go for an hour or longer if I wanted to (and have before) but it's not something I like to make a habit of. It gets boring imo and I find if I push my orgasm out that far there is more chance I might not cum at all. If I'm going to have a long sex session usually I'll go ahead and cum and then go back for seconds.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #111 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:58:21 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 14, 2009, 03:57:16 PM

If I'm going to have a long sex session usually I'll go ahead and cum and then go back for seconds.

Ding! This is the correct response.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #112 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:09:31 PM »

Yes, especially when you're physically unable to ejaculate.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #113 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:15:03 PM »

Wasn't talking about you, champ.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #114 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:20:35 PM »

I wasn't talking to you either Tet, I was talking to Willco.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #115 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:23:00 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 14, 2009, 03:26:30 PM

Quote from: Tristam on July 14, 2009, 03:14:24 PM
Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do $:-\$

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

that's how i like it

Himu · « **Reply #116 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:23:04 PM »

why is corny being a total dickwad about this?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #117 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:31:29 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 14, 2009, 04:23:04 PM

why is corny being a total dickwad about this?

After finding out it takes him 2+ hours to cum (if at all) all of a sudden Corny's anger/rage makes a LOT more sense.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #118 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 14, 2009, 04:23:04 PM

why is corny being a total dickwad about this?

I'm sorry that not sharing in the groupthink makes me "a total dickwad"

demi · « **Reply #119 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:34:38 PM »

Why are we arguing about cumming all over women (and men)? Let us share stories, or at least tell them to others who are less fortunate... so we may indulge ourselves at our own leisure

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Author Topic: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes? (Read 7812 times)