Author Topic: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes? (Read 7810 times)

WrikaWrek · « **on:** July 13, 2009, 10:07:55 PM »

SEriously? You can fuck for an hour? Like you can have your dick hard and not cum for a whole hour?

I don't get it.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:13:27 PM »

Practice makes perfect. Though I imagine most girls would want to be done by then.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:16:51 PM »

Alcohol.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:19:45 PM »

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:19:52 PM »

KEGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:21:47 PM »

You can also practice while jerking off. When you get the feeling to cum, stop... wait a minute to cool down. Then go back to work. Repeat as necessary until you want to cum all over yourself.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:26:40 PM »

Pace yourself

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:36:30 PM »

This is onyl difficult if you're talking about the penis actually being in the vagina for an hour nonstop, which you can't be for her comfort

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:41:57 PM »

You look better than me, I can fuck for an hour. Genetics closes a door but opens a window.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:53:25 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on July 13, 2009, 10:19:45 PM

Men.

Virgins. Is the correct answer.

Aren't they referring the whole act though?

jiji · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 13, 2009, 10:13:27 PM

Practice makes perfect. Though I imagine most girls would want to be done by then.

Yes, this. An hour is a little excessive.

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:55:53 PM »

I can go forever, but it's not by choice.

Too much fapping can be bad for you.

Tristam · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:57:08 PM »

An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.

If I stop myself from shooting too many times, then it becomes difficult for me to shoot at all. That happened once and we went for probably 30 minutes. God damn, my abs and my thighs were sore from all the thrusting.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:04:17 PM »

Who said anything about women?

Kara · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:04:51 PM »

Sore from 30 minutes.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on July 13, 2009, 10:57:08 PM

An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.

College.

Cyanista · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:16:03 PM »

This thread was good for like four laughs.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:17:50 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 13, 2009, 11:16:03 PM

This thread was good for like four laughs.

a woman appears

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:25:07 PM »

I don't even think it's interesting to do it for so long. If you wanna keep going, then sure, you just go at it again. But after 20 minutes it starts getting sorta stale, at 30 min it gets to the point where i might not reach it at all.

Might as well just do it, and then relax for a bit and go at it again after.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:25:38 PM »

CYANISTA WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS?

Tristam · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:26:41 PM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on July 13, 2009, 11:15:23 PM

Quote from: Tristam on July 13, 2009, 10:57:08 PM
An hour of straight penetration? Good luck finding a woman whose vag lubricates itself enough for an hour of sex without it becoming painful to her.

College.

Been there, done that.

Quote

Sore from 30 minutes. laugh

Either you vastly overestimate the length of time that you have sex, or your fucking muscles have incredible endurance because you're an anorgasmic freak. Get on your knees and thrust your pelvis for 30 minutes straight and tell me if you're not tired of it.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:27:03 PM »

Cyanista what are your thoughts on circumcision. Is foreskin as chewy as I want it to be?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:33:53 PM »

Sure, when I was 18-20 and sex was new and exciting. Now, it would seem like 50 minutes too long.

When you add drugs and alcohol, it can go for much longer than that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:34:39 PM »

~~Marriage~~ Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:35:33 PM »

Depends on the chick. I've gone longer than that with some, but that typically just means that the chick isn't doing her part real well, or you're simply not meshing well. Or you're high.

Straight thrusting, though, I doubt I've ever had the stamina for an hour of continuous pounding. Doesn't sound very fun, either.

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:39:16 PM »

im a year long motha fugga's what?!

wait, we are talking about time in-between sex right?

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:12:39 AM »

Quote from: Tristam on July 13, 2009, 11:26:41 PM

Either you vastly overestimate the length of time that you have sex, or your fucking muscles have incredible endurance because you're an anorgasmic freak. Get on your knees and thrust your pelvis for 30 minutes straight and tell me if you're not tired of it.

Of course that's tiring that's why there are these crazy positions where the lady does most of the work that you switch to.

Bildi · « **Reply #27 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:23:27 AM »

No need to even get crazy.

1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.

BlackMage · « **Reply #28 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:28:31 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 12:23:27 AM

No need to even get crazy.

1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.

or in bildi's case: sit and spin

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #29 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:42:27 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 13, 2009, 11:34:39 PM

~~Marriage~~ Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.

Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.

After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:47:22 AM »

Grandpa Toxic.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:51:03 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 14, 2009, 12:42:27 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 13, 2009, 11:34:39 PM
~~Marriage~~ Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.

Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.

After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).

That sounds depressing. Why did you even get married?

lennedsay · « **Reply #32 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:55:04 AM »

These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour.

I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:55:16 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 14, 2009, 12:42:27 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 13, 2009, 11:34:39 PM
~~Marriage~~ Sex is no longer new and exciting for Toxy, it appears.

Honestly, not really. I mean, I have had 3 relationships that were longer than 5 years.

After having sex with someone for the 400-500th time there is a predictabilty and mechanic nature that is just unavoidable. You can mix it up or try new shit, but that is only a small percentage of the time overall. Often, it's just a waste of time, energy and money (the toys, the exotic places or other shit).

T'is very true. I know what sets my wife off and she does too. The greatness comes from the fact that I can easily get her off at least once and just having my way from there on out.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:56:53 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 12:55:04 AM

These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour.

I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.

Would you take it on the face?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM »

Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.

lennedsay · « **Reply #36 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:05:47 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 14, 2009, 12:56:53 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 14, 2009, 12:55:04 AM
These "dudes" you speak of must be boinkin' other dudes (with lots 'o' lube), cause no girl I know wants to have a guy's one-eyed moisture missile rammin' their shit for an hour.

I'd rather do it, chill the fuck out for a bit, and then again a little while later.

Would you take it on the face?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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demi · « **Reply #37 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:06:26 AM »

Dirty girl

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:06:30 AM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #39 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:08:19 AM »

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Bildi · « **Reply #40 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:14:54 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 14, 2009, 12:28:31 AM

Quote from: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 12:23:27 AM
No need to even get crazy.

1) Lie on back;
2) Partner bounces up and down;
3) Win.

or in bildi's case: sit and spin

drew · « **Reply #41 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:46:09 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #42 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:02:04 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM

Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.

Have you ever faked it, Wilco?

drew · « **Reply #43 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:05:39 AM »

he would

lennedsay · « **Reply #44 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:09:26 AM »

How often do guys fake it anyway?

Have you guys ever been caught?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #45 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:43:25 AM »

I think my wife would start yelling at me if I took an hour. Shit gets rubbed raw, son. Foreplay can go on for hours, but the perfect amount of actual intercourse time for us is 10-25 minutes.

cool breeze · « **Reply #46 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:59:25 AM »

multitask

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:59:56 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2009, 02:02:04 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.

Have you ever faked it, Wilco?

I have. I was with my girlfriend and she woke me up to go again - after I had already performed twice. I was fucking tired!

... then I went to sleep.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #48 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:03:22 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 02:59:56 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2009, 02:02:04 AM
Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Yeah, there is a point where it becomes tedious and not enjoyable.

Have you ever faked it, Wilco?

I have. I was with my girlfriend and she woke me up to go again - after I had already performed twice. I was fucking tired!

... then I went to sleep.

Reminds me of when I was too drunk to actually finish, so I pulled out, said good night, and rolled over. We had sex the next morning and then I went to an exam. Haven't seen her since, but that's summer vacation's fault.

drew · « **Reply #49 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:04:19 AM »

2 drunk 2 fuck

2 lzy 2 typ

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:09:46 AM »

OH YES OH BABY IT FEELS SO GOOD... GOODNIGHT! *SNORE!*

Bildi · « **Reply #51 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:41:30 AM »

Didn't she figure it out when nothing dribbled out afterwards?

Or maybe she passed out from the intoxicating pleasure before that point.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:55:37 AM »

Dude, after awhile, you can always claim you were tapped out. The keg is empty, so to speak.

She didn't pass out - I'm no sexual dynamo or anything (like that dude from GAF with a four hour erection). I'd like to think I got the job done, at the cost of a goodnight's rest. I never feel that comfortable at someone else's place anyway.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:57:26 AM »

Also, I always wear rubbers, so it's easy for me to go OMG THERE'S SO MUCH IN THERE and run to the bathroom real quick to dispose of it before she learns that it's dryer than Nancy Pelosi's vag.

demi · « **Reply #54 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:59:51 AM »

I appreciate the direction this conversation is going and wish to lurk more

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #55 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:00:43 AM »

But demi, much like Wrika after three minutes, I'm spent!

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:02:16 AM »

I was done before I read that post!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:03:14 AM »

WAS IT MAGICAL?

demi · « **Reply #58 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:05:05 AM »

I may have got some on the floor

Bildi · « **Reply #59 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:10:21 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 03:57:26 AM

Also, I always wear rubbers, so it's easy for me to go OMG THERE'S SO MUCH IN THERE and run to the bathroom real quick to dispose of it before she learns that it's dryer than Nancy Pelosi's vag.

I've hardly ever used condoms so such an ingenious ruse never occurred to me. Kudos.

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Author Topic: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes? (Read 7810 times)