WTF. I never really liked this game when it came out -- Mario 64 shat into its filthy, ugly mouth and made it beg for seconds -- but TODAY it's just plain rancid, both in mechanics and visuals. Fucking Sega whoremensch. The dynamic soundtrack is fuckall awesome, and the simple looping play is a decent enough old-school mechanic, but everything else -- character design, boss battles, the on-foot pseudo-3D shit and its miserable camera, the 3D in general -- it's like eighteen inches of bearcock up my refined gamer butthole. Has Yuji Naka EVER made a good game that wasn't Sonic 2?