Oh, and I missed this little gem:
After what seems to be an hour they get off the phone with what was supposedly the DA and the dude says I'm going to jail for a misdemeanor -
No police officer is going to be
fucking consulting with a District Attorney at the roadside scene of a collision where no one was hurt, and the only charges are a misdemeanor of failing to stop, and driving without insurance.
Boogie: "High, Crown Prosecutor (Canadian version of DA)?"
CP: "Yes?"
Boogie: "Yeah, I've got a situation here."
CP: "Okay"
Boogie: "Ya, you see, this black guy got rear-ended. Nobody was hurt, but he didn't stop his car. Instead, he pulled away a little ways to get his car to safety. Oh ya, and he's driving without insurance. "
CP: "..."
Boogie: "So, like, what do you think I should do?"
CP: "...Are you fucking kidding me? Why the hell are you wasting my time with this shit?" *click*