Author Topic: New MW2 controller to go with your distinguished mentally-challenged fellow-O-Goggles and MAN HEAD bust (Read 2923 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** July 21, 2009, 12:37:30 AM »

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/100/1005620p1.html

i wonder what other comical plastic bullshit is going to be announced for this game between now and november

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:41:13 AM »

MODERN WARFARE ERGONOMIC CONTROLLER MADE WITH MILITARY GRADE MATERIALS!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:44:21 AM »

remember that fps controller from a few years ago?

this thing?

i almost fell for it and bought one

almost

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:48:20 AM »

I predict the Modern Warfare controller will have LED lights and built-in GPS!

archie4208 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:48:30 AM »

Seems like Activision is trying to bundle plastic toys with every one of their games.

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:48:37 AM »

so much homo

how much so much

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:25:01 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 21, 2009, 12:44:21 AM

remember that fps controller from a few years ago?
this thing?
[im]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41N9GGQNEEL.jpg[/img]
i almost fell for it and bought one
almost

The triggers would always get stuck on those. Kind of made the whole design worthless.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:03:05 AM »

Modern Warfare 2 could be this gen's Steel Battalion.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:04:59 AM »

re: sticks

concave = x360
convex = ps3

correct?

if so anyone voting for convex needs a good ass fucking

pilonv1 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:32:05 AM »

dont give them ideas

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:55:18 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 21, 2009, 03:04:59 AM

re: sticks

concave = x360
convex = ps3

correct?

if so anyone voting for convex needs a good ass fucking

Yeah, I don't get this. Is there anyone that thinks convex sticks are superior? The 360 sticks are so damn comfy. If the controller wasn't marred by the awful directional pad, it'd likely be my favorite controller of all-time.

cool breeze · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:55:52 AM »

I like convex and concave both. I think it depends on how the sticks are made and positioned. Like, I don't mind the convex sticks on the PS3 or Gamecube/Wii, but the logitech convex sticks are awful, same with the Dreamcast and N64 ones. The 360 sticks are good but I wish there were a bit more rounded since I don't have huge hands and my thumbs often just push the bottom left stick instead of sitting on top of the controller. The xbox s controller is the best; analog sticks are a medium between convex and concave.

The dreamcast analog stick is the worst. I'm still amazed that they designed it like that, especially after the Saturn 3D controller had a more comfortable concave stick. I wish I bought a 3rd party controller at one point.

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 21, 2009, 12:44:21 AM

remember that fps controller from a few years ago?

this thing?

(Image removed from quote.)

i almost fell for it and bought one

almost

haha, my friend bought one of those for Mace Griffin Bounty Hunter

I remember thinking the idea was neat (most buttons accessible at the same time with your other fingers) but that's about it.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:20:06 AM »

This is the FPS controller of choice:

duckman2000 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:27:32 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:15:49 PM »

Dude, CoD: WaW and CoD 4 poop all over Bad Company. It's not even a comparison.

drew · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:32:14 PM »

pretty much

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM »

i want them to expand on what they started with MOH: Airborne, that game was an overlooked gem (great single player, "meh" multiplayer)

jiji · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:16:07 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 21, 2009, 10:52:34 AM

Quote from: Borys on July 21, 2009, 10:48:25 AM
Can't wait till ACIVISION-BLIZZARD bundles small, plastic, cheap, made in China Diablo figurines with Diablo 3

Diablo 3 should come in a crummy plastic loot chest with these bundled in:

[mana drink pic]

Can't wait to hear about people overdosing on these. You're only recommended to take one per day.

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:20:33 PM »

cod rocks

wheres cajole

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:51:23 PM »

On Twitter and GAF.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:59:13 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 21, 2009, 01:15:49 PM

Dude, CoD: WaW and CoD 4 poop all over Bad Company. It's not even a comparison.

Well not online though. Most players in COD just stay in one spot and camp, only a few people get aggressive and there's never really any teamwork. It's still a fun game but not as deep as I like. Bad Company is addictive as hell when you get in a good room.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:07:44 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 21, 2009, 05:59:13 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 21, 2009, 01:15:49 PM
Dude, CoD: WaW and CoD 4 poop all over Bad Company. It's not even a comparison.
Well not online though.

Uh, what? CoD poops all over Bad Company online. From execution to the matchmaking system to the maps to pretty much everything.

And CoD has a bunch of campers? Are you insane? There are things in place to pretty much prevent that entirely. There is no designated respawn area, there are entire maps in place with no safe sniping spots, etc.

You're pulling stuff out of your bum.

drew · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:09:24 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 21, 2009, 05:59:13 PM

Well not online though

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:34:44 PM »

The criticism that people only sit and camp on a Call of Duty map is pretty ludicrous. It painfully showcases that am nintenho has never played a match in his life.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:27:00 PM »

No, snipers are overpowered. Because of the insane auto-aim, it's very easy to get a bead on an enemy's head from across the map. Even with short range weapons, I always see people hiding in doorways. The problem isn't that there's too many good hiding spots, it's that there's too many good chokepoints.

Bad Company on the other hand always forces the players to move around. I just think it feels less static.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:41:33 PM »

I would destroy you in any game, am nintenho.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:48:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 21, 2009, 06:34:44 PM

The criticism that people only sit and camp on a Call of Duty map is pretty ludicrous.

They also grenade spam and use martyrdom

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** July 22, 2009, 12:22:03 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 21, 2009, 10:48:02 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 21, 2009, 06:34:44 PM
The criticism that people only sit and camp on a Call of Duty map is pretty ludicrous.

They also grenade spam and use martyrdom

Grenade spam isn't prevalent in World at War and is a valid (and one of my worst) complaints with CoD 4. Martyrdom is pretty easy to get around. If you shank someone - you need to keep moving.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 22, 2009, 12:34:03 AM »

it never bothered me cause I always used it

but i can see why it annoyed people.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #29 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:22:44 PM »

the poop grenade is really only a problem in hardcore where teammates die from it.

drew · « **Reply #30 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:06:41 PM »

poop grenade

thats a new one

Ganhyun · « **Reply #31 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:34:50 PM »

Quote from: drew on July 22, 2009, 10:06:41 PM

poop grenade

thats a new one

well really thats what ur doing with martyrdom. Shitting out a grenade when u die. Oh ,and I can't take credit for that term, I first heard it from T Squared.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:51:05 PM »

Martyrdom at least doesn't shit out a fully juiced grenade. Players will often blindly throw a grenade onto the other side of the map. You get killed before you even see the grenade danger indicator.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #33 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:05:20 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 22, 2009, 10:51:05 PM

Martyrdom at least doesn't shit out a fully juiced grenade. Players will often blindly throw a grenade onto the other side of the map. You get killed before you even see the grenade danger indicator.

I know what u mean, but that "blind" throw is often times something players have cultivated on that map by knowing where people usually run to. It's really bad on the boat level, where players have learned to time the throws to get multiple people at once with a grenade. I'm bad about knowing where to throw grenades myself on certain maps.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:29:26 PM »

At least half the kills I get on that map are from grenade spamming. Any explosive works really well over there.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #35 on:** July 23, 2009, 06:15:05 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 22, 2009, 11:29:26 PM

At least half the kills I get on that map are from grenade spamming. Any explosive works really well over there.

Yes, but what gets me to rage are the random high traffic claymore setups. Guy who puts them out isnt even a sniper covering his ass, just a random m16 whore who puts them out and runs on, praying he gets a couple random kills with them before he dies.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 23, 2009, 07:05:48 AM »

: i used to do that on the boat level.

rush up to the cabin before it becomes the hill, plant some claymore behind me and camp

Ganhyun · « **Reply #37 on:** July 23, 2009, 07:42:25 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 23, 2009, 07:05:48 AM

: i used to do that on the boat level.

rush up to the cabin before it becomes the hill, plant some claymore behind me and camp

What playstyle did you play in for the cabin to be the main contested area? FFA?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:47:30 PM »

headquarters, since it gave the most exp

you just camp up there waiting for it to be the control point, lay some claymores and wait for someone to run up the stairs

pilonv1 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:55:18 PM »

That was headquarters I thought?

Then after a while it moves to another location

Ganhyun · « **Reply #40 on:** July 23, 2009, 09:34:42 PM »

Ahh. Yes, HQ is fun, but its even more fun when you play hardcore HQ.

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Author Topic: New MW2 controller to go with your distinguished mentally-challenged fellow-O-Goggles and MAN HEAD bust (Read 2923 times)