Hey guys, quick question...

[The Black Stallion]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?

Do you party with friends?

Do you go out clubbing?

Have sex with women?

Mack on them at all?

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?

Just wondering is all.

Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.

[The Fake Shemp]

What does "simp on broads" even mean? I don't speak jive. Can I get a translator?

[demi]

Yeah, I was going to reply to his questionnare then I got stumped on simp.

[Human Snorenado]

I live amongst nothing but white people and try to assert my blackness like a mid 20 something man, despite being an awkward teen man-child that closely resembles Gary Coleman.

[The Black Stallion]

What does "simp on broads" even mean? I don't speak jive. Can I get a translator?

Simping is a portmanteau of the two words sissy and pimp. Simping is basically what David DeAngelo tells you what NOT to do around women. It's like wussy flirting.

*lame attempt at humor*

So I take it you're reply to all of the above questions is a simple "No."

Yeah, I was going to reply to his questionnare then I got stumped on simp.

Same goes for you too.

[whiteACID]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online? yes

Do you party with friends? Not as much as I used to. I did this summer though

Do you go out clubbing? Did freshman year of college, but I would rather go to bars than clubs.

Have sex with women? No

Mack on them at all? No

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? No

[Mandark]

What does "simp on broads" even mean? I don't speak jive. Can I get a translator?

I can help.  I speak jive.

[The Fake Shemp]

Mandark with the Airplane reference for the win!

[Bacon]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online? Not really

Do you party with friends? Sometimes

Do you go out clubbing? No

Have sex with women? Still trying to find one that is willing to fuck me

Mack on them at all? Kind of

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? I'm not sure

[cloudwalking]

Alright, I love surveys

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online? Yes

Do you party with friends? Yep

Do you go out clubbing? I love clubbing

Have sex with women? Not yet

Mack on them at all? All the time

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? No

[Phoenix Dark]

Do you party with friends? I hang with friends, not party

Do you go out clubbing? No

Have sex with women? Not fat white ones

Mack on them at all? When the time is right yes

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? I don't preform oral unless I get some

[Flannel Boy]

Have sex with women? Not yet

Mack on them at all? All the time

 

[CajoleJuice]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online? Yea, once in a while

Do you party with friends? Again, once in a while.

Do you go out clubbing? Not really, more of a bar guy.

Have sex with women? Unfortunately, no.

Mack on them at all? Yea, when I actually see chicks outside of class.

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?

I don't know what that means.

[The Black Stallion]

Do you party with friends? I hang with friends, not party

Do you go out clubbing? No

Have sex with women? Not fat white ones

Mack on them at all? When the time is right yes

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? I don't preform oral unless I get some

You could have just replied "No" to all of them and saved yourself a lot of time. Same goes for a lot of you people on this forum.

[CajoleJuice]

Do you party with friends? I hang with friends, not party

Do you go out clubbing? No

Have sex with women? Not fat white ones

Mack on them at all? When the time is right yes

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? I don't preform oral unless I get some

You could have just replied "No" to all of them and saved yourself a lot of time. Same goes for a lot of you people on this forum.

Or you could have just not made this thread if you feel like everyone should just reply "no."

[Waychel]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?

Yeah... I knit/crochet, read, and have a bunch of other hobbies besides videogames. I go out riding a lot too... I'm a pretty active equestrian.

Do you party with friends?

Yeah... in MMOs.

Do you go out clubbing?

We don't have clubs where I live. People go bowling and that is about it.

Have sex with women?

I've never even had sex with men, let alone women. O_o

Mack on them at all?

What is that? When you go to McDonald's?

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?

What does simp mean?

[ToxicAdam]

There's an SA meme of a picture of an old man reflecting, "I used to have it all". I would like to find that jpg and post it here.

[The Black Stallion]

There's an SA meme of a picture of an old man reflecting, "I used to have it all". I would like to find that jpg and post it here.

Just save yourself the effort and respond "No to all" instead.

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?

Yeah... I knit/crochet, read, and have a bunch of other hobbies besides videogames. I go out riding a lot too... I'm a pretty active equestrian.

Do you party with friends?

Yeah... in MMOs.

Do you go out clubbing?

We don't have clubs where I live. People go bowling and that is about it.

Have sex with women?

I've never even had sex with men, let alone women. O_o

Mack on them at all?

What is that? When you go to McDonald's?

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?

What does simp mean?

Hey Waychel, do you like R&B music?

[Phoenix Dark]

Waychel you're a virgin? So am I!



...wanna come over?

[Waychel]

Actually I just remember... we have this place called Big Bubba's BBQ... it is where the entire town goes on Friday nights because they have one of those bull machines and people like to go watch. I guess that is kind of like a club. I've never been to it though. 

[Flannel Boy]

Hey Waychel, do you like R&B music?

Waychel you're a virgin? So am I!
...wanna come over?

[Christopher]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?
I actually study, and do my massive amounts of homework a lot, and enjoy discussing videogames at the same time. 

Do you party with friends?
Yes

Do you go out clubbing?
No, I'm not a fan of clubbing

Have sex with women?
Shemales only

Mack on them at all?
No I talk to them, and flirt.  I don't "mack" that sounds like a fucking outdated 90's term. 

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?
Please translate this black lingo, no one says this distinguished mentally-challenged shit.

[The Fake Shemp]

Phoenix Dark and The Black Stallion are going to cover Waychel like an Oreo!

[Flannel Boy]

Phoenix Dark and The Black Stallion are going to cover Waychel like an Oreo!

[The Black Stallion]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?

Do you party with friends?
Yes

Do you go out clubbing?
No, I'm not a fan of clubbing

Have sex with women?
Shemales only

Mack on them at all?
No I talk to them, and flirt.  I don't "mack" that sounds like a fucking outdated 90's term.  

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?
Please translate this black lingo, no one says this distinguished mentally-challenged shit.

Just wondering is all.

Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.

Christopher is the only person in this thread that I would keep company with. He's cool despite his like for Abercrombie clothing. I'd like to party with him and have sex with some of his attractive female friends.

Hey Waychel, do you like R&B music?

Waychel you're a virgin? So am I!
...wanna come over?

Mine was a simple question to gauge whether or not she's willing to get stibbed by a black dude at all. Whereas Phoenix Dark was just a shameless example of simping to the Nth degree.

[Saint Cornelius]

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick, I'm blacker than The Black Stallion and I haven't heard "simp" since Kangols, pressed Lees and name-plate belt buckles were in style.

2nd favorite version of 'simp' in urbandictionary.com:

A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.

"Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend."

[whiteACID]

Cloudwalking never macks on me 

[CajoleJuice]

Christopher is the only person in this thread that I would keep company with. He's cool despite his like for Abercrombie clothing. I'd like to party with him and have sex with some of his attractive female friends.

I'm sure he's honored.

[The Fake Shemp]

Quit simping on Ken, Cajole!

[TVC15]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online? For the most part.  Toss in another couple hobbies and you've got me

Do you party with friends?  Sometimes.  Not as often as I'd like but once you're not a teenager anymore, people have different priorities and it is tougher to get together.

Do you go out clubbing? Not really.  I go see bands once or twice a month.  Once again, I'm not a kid anymore

Have sex with women? Uh, no.

Mack on them at all? No.

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? Again, no

Just wondering is all.

Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.

[Phoenix Dark]

Phoenix Dark and The Black Stallion are going to cover Waychel like an Oreo!

[Boogie]

Yes, I spend my free time kicking ass and taking names.

[GilloD]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online? Absolutely. I moved to New York  to go see my favorite bands every night of the week, to eat great food, to go to readings by my favorite authors. But in between there, I love to have some detox time with Xbox

Do you party with friends? Totally. GAFfer Mercury Fred is a DJ at one of the best parties in NYC: Mondo-nyc.com

Do you go out clubbing? Clubbing? Not really. I have weekly parties I frequent, if that counts

Have sex with women?I'm 22 and I've had 7 sexual partners

Mack on them at all?I'm bad at meeting girls, but I'm good at charming them

On the whole, video games are a big part of my life. I love them, it's that simple. They're not my whole life, but I certainly consider them my #2 time killer, right after reading. I think what we're starting to see is an emergence of a 2nd kind of gamer, especially as gaming continue to breach the mainstream. Socially well adjusted people who don't live with their parents and yet cram in a few hours of Gears of War every week. It seems to be a contradiction, but I think that'll change soon.

[Waychel]

Yes, I spend my free time kicking ass and taking names.

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Boogie

[The Black Stallion]

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick, I'm blacker than The Black Stallion and I haven't heard "simp" since Kangols, pressed Lees and name-plate belt buckles were in style.

1. I explicitly said that this thread was NOT for flaming.

2. You're not "blacker" than anyone. You're a bitter, middle aged, ginger with an attitude problem. Check yourself.

3. Kangols and name-plate belt buckles ARE in style:


That hat is Kangol.


While I wouldn't wear this outfit myself, it is within the lines of what's considered stylish in contemporary street wear and probably costs more than all the clothes in your wardrobe combined.

Then again, I am telling this to an old man who willingly buys clothes with tribal dragon prints on them:



Fucking gross.

BTW: Don't pull that "oh you're a psycho you saved that picture to your hard drive" bullshit that you do all the time on OA. The only reason I took the effort to locate and post that hideous, embarrassing picture is so that people here would understand what the fuck I'm talking about when I say you have no room to talk about who's blacker or what's in style, you old fuck.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Stop posting if you hate this place so much.

[Bacon]

Cloudwalking never macks on me 

Everything doesn't always have to be about you.

[Mupepe]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?  Not really.  I jerk it alot.

Do you party with friends?  No.  I have no friends.  

Do you go out clubbing?  No, I'm not hip enough and I can't dance.  

Have sex with women?  Nope.  I'm a proud virgin.

Mack on them at all?  Nope.  They have cooties.

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?  I always get shot down or get a funny look when I get close to them.  So not anymore.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Do you party with friends? Pretty much every weekend. You?

Do you go out clubbing? No, I'm not Christopher.

Have sex with women?  Yes, but not lately. :'(

Mack on them at all?  Only if they're fuckable.

[The Black Stallion]

Do you party with friends? Pretty much every weekend. You?

Do you go out clubbing? No, I'm not Christopher.

Have sex with women?  Yes, but not lately. :'(

Mack on them at all?  Only if they're fuckable.

LAN parties don't count, fatty.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

STFU, I haven't owned a single video game in months.

[Mupepe]

LAN parties don't count, fatty.

Really?  Well then I've never even hung out with a girl in real life. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Damn Stallion, that's a nice leather jacket. I have one but it's bigger, not as good looking.

I might not like you, but I can never challenge your style

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Damn Stallion, that's a nice leather jacket. I have one but it's bigger, not as good looking.

I might not like you, but I can never challenge your style

Are you serious? He looks like a fucking jerkoff.

[whiteACID]

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick, I'm blacker than The Black Stallion and I haven't heard "simp" since Kangols, pressed Lees and name-plate belt buckles were in style.

1. I explicitly said that this thread was NOT for flaming.

2. You're not "blacker" than anyone. You're a bitter, middle aged, ginger with an attitude problem. Check yourself.

3. Kangols and name-plate belt buckles ARE in style:

(Image removed from quote.)
That hat is Kangol.

(Image removed from quote.)
While I wouldn't wear this outfit myself, it is within the lines of what's considered stylish in contemporary street wear and probably costs more than all the clothes in your wardrobe combined.

Then again, I am telling this to an old man who willingly buys clothes with tribal dragon prints on them:

(Image removed from quote.)

Fucking gross.

BTW: Don't pull that "oh you're a psycho you saved that picture to your hard drive" bullshit that you do all the time on OA. The only reason I took the effort to locate and post that hideous, embarrassing picture is so that people here would understand what the fuck I'm talking about when I say you have no room to talk about who's blacker or what's in style, you old fuck.

You put a lot of effort into this post. I won't respond in the same because I don't give as much of a shit as you.

I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Corny's humor caters to people...

[Phoenix Dark]

Damn Stallion, that's a nice leather jacket. I have one but it's bigger, not as good looking.

I might not like you, but I can never challenge your style

Are you serious? He looks like a fucking jerkoff.

Dude leather jackets are awesome. Get up on your fashion son, those sweat pants aren't cutting it

























 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Leather jackets and sweatpants, I think I'm gonna hurl...

[The Black Stallion]

I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.

You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.

And Dark Shake, you're a fat douchebag that doesn't have any friends on here (PD doesn't count), or in real life. Stop hating, and stop lying.

[whiteACID]

I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.

You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.

And Dark Shake, you're a fat douchebag that doesn't have any friends on here (PD doesn't count), or in real life. Stop hating, and stop lying.

Must be nice to be a stupid distinguished black fellow so you can act without any class at ALL.

[The Black Stallion]

I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.

You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.

And Dark Shake, you're a fat douchebag that doesn't have any friends on here (PD doesn't count), or in real life. Stop hating, and stop lying.

Must be nice to be a stupid distinguished black fellow so you can act without any class at ALL.

Oh, it is. But really, who are you to talk about class?

[The Fake Shemp]

Is it true that you have no soul?

[Mupepe]

BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend.  Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there.  Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her.  Somehow though, I doubt you will.

[Saint Cornelius]

I don't know, I'm not really buying The Black Stallions' blackness. It would probably help if I read this thread, but I can't be arsed; I just saw my pic and added yet another name to my fan club!

[Phoenix Dark]

BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend.  Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there.  Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her.  Somehow though, I doubt you will.

If he had pics he wouldn't post them. He'll post some fake pics.

And he barely has any chicks on his MySpace anyway:
http://myspace.com/therealkensteele

[Thee Reverend Gary Davis]

Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?

Do you party with friends? no

Do you go out clubbing? no

Have sex with women? used to

Mack on them at all? english?

Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? see above...with feeling

Just wondering is all.

Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.

[GilloD]

I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.

You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.

And Dark Shake, you're a fat douchebag that doesn't have any friends on here (PD doesn't count), or in real life. Stop hating, and stop lying.

First of all, that picture of you you posted is a fucking embarassment. Oh, a leather jacket and jeans and a shitty hat! You're ready for motherfucking Milan, aren't you?

And then you turned out to be a grand douchebag and I didn't even have to do homework to prove it.

[Saint Cornelius]

You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.

I don't get it. You weren't happy with her performance?

[Mupepe]

BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend.  Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there.  Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her.  Somehow though, I doubt you will.

If he had pics he wouldn't post them. He'll post some fake pics.

And he barely has any chicks on his MySpace anyway:
http://myspace.com/therealkensteele

That's because he's fucked them all already and blocked them.  

I'm calling you out BlackStallion.  

[The Black Stallion]

Is it true that you have no soul?

Um, yeah I have a soul, I was torn up about it. I was a little drunk at the time, so it doesn't count. It's been like a week so the memory has been almost completely blotted out, only to be brought back in a Psycologist's office when I'm in my late 40s.

BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend.  Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there.  Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her.  Somehow though, I doubt you will.

I'm not going to post shit. I don't want you guys having any image to associate with my fall from grace. However, I can post pics from last weekend.

I went clubbing with some pretty good looking chicks. I can post a pic if you want.

If he had pics he wouldn't post them. He'll post some fake pics.

And he barely has any chicks on his MySpace anyway:
http://myspace.com/therealkensteele

I don't use MySpace that much anyway, I'm more about that Facebook.