Author Topic: Policenauts Translation Release (Read 6654 times)

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **on:** August 23, 2009, 02:58:21 AM »

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http://policenauts.net/english/
JunkerHQ Forum Link

I for one am excited. LOVED Snatcher, can't wait to play this shit in English.

Rman · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:00:14 AM »

Awesome. I've been waiting for this for years. Now I need to procure the game.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:01:32 AM »

I think this would be a fine game to play on my PlayStation(R) Portable

I wonder if this will actually come out

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:05:07 AM »

cool, just DL'd a japa version. snatcher is garbage though.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:57:44 AM »

Does anyone run the GEN custom firmware?

bork · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:08:50 AM »

Can't wait to try this out. I'm sure there will be patched ISOs all over the place.

Lucretius · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:15:07 AM »

nice... I'll be on the lookout for a patched ISO for PSP.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:23:03 PM »

Patch is now up:

Megaupload
Rapidshare
Policenauts.fileburst
Policenauts.net

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:26:39 PM »

Sweet!

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:37:26 PM »

whoops I DL'd the "private collection" instead

found some working links quickly though. noobs find it yourself.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:59:42 PM »

It wont patch for me... apparently you *need* them to be ISO

edit: found a free app that converts... nvm

Ninja · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:07:22 PM »

You can't patch the ISOs on a Mac, I guess. I'll have to use windows.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:08:00 PM »

It wont patch my converted files either : (

I keep getting "XD3_INVALID_somethingorother"

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:21:38 PM »

lol, it wont patch with any downloaded copies because the patch is specific to how they ripped the game

fucking noobs. hopefully someone who got it to work uploads a patched iso.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:29:53 PM »

if it's like the Persona 2 translation, the patched ISOs will be everywhere shortly.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:49:33 PM »

i couldnt even follow the guide correctly. i even burned Disc 1, then re-ripped as CCD, and couldnt find a way to do whatever they wanted in Alcohol 120%. who fucking does that? fucking NOOBS man.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:57:42 PM »

Yeah what the fuck is this "Play Station" format deal?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:01:11 PM »

just realized I haven't used burning software in forever...I don't even have a good ripping/burning program. Used to live and die by that shit in my modded Xbox days!

yeah, I'll just wait for the torrent...

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:07:07 PM »

Saw this on 4chan, will try in a couple mins:

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Secondly, after downloading it you'll need to convert it to ISO, so download ISOBuster ( http://www.isobuster.com/isobusterdownload.php ) (and yes, it has to be ISOBuster, I tried with alcohol, nero and poweriso and they just fuck it up) and follow these steps:

File -> Open Image File; select Track 01 from the Left Window inside IsoBuster (CD->Session 1->Track 01) and Right click on it. Please select Extract Track 01 and then Extract RAW Data (2352 bytes/blocks(*.bin/*.iso). Save the resulting iso to the same folder where you have the xdt patch files.

Now make sure your both isos are called Policenauts1.iso and Policenauts2.iso and follow the instructions in the txt patch folder, also make sure you follow the emulation instructions in the txt with the correct epsxe version and pete's plugin

Nope didn't work, smh

fuck this game

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:34:24 PM »

Some SA goon uploaded what is apparently his patched version but he put it on RAPIDSHARE

RAPIDSHARE?

Why cant ANYONE GET IT RIGHT

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:43:00 PM »

OMG, just put up a torrent, douchebags. Nobody cares if you're pirating some 15 year old wacky jappy game.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:06:23 PM »

I got it working

Who wants to suck my cock?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:11:28 PM »

All that struggle over a Kojima game? smh

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:13:05 PM »

I just wanna get my cock sucked

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:16:57 PM »

Hey demi, is this game good or is it junky like Snatcher

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:20:47 PM »

I dunno I havent played it yet

Wolfenstein > Policenauts

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:43:50 PM »

Wolfenstein RPG > Wolfenstein?

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:46:24 PM »

Dunno havent played that either

Lucretius · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:53:23 PM »

will cuck sock for link to patched iso

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:55:08 PM »

Ok boo. I will upload... give me a bit.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #30 on:** August 23, 2009, 05:15:18 PM »

I'll suck your cock too demi

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:07:10 PM »

Suck away, boys

bork · « **Reply #32 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:08:19 PM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #33 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:09:27 PM »

* Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich sucks demi off roughly

bork · « **Reply #34 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:09:59 PM »

Does anyone know what the easiest way to combine two PSX ISOs together for PSP use is?

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:19:23 PM »

Got it running on PSP now (I havent run a PSX game so I had some hiccups

)

I know what I'll be jerking off to tonight

bork · « **Reply #36 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:41:50 PM »

I got the game patched. If you guys want to get this game via the torrent route, just google "Policenauts .torrent." There's an ISO version up with plenty of seeds that can then be easily patched. Now to figure out how to combine the two discs together.

Demi, if you didn't combine the two ISOs and the game has no save point when it's disc change time, you won't be able to play it all the way through on PSP.

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:54:21 PM »

You dont think I know that already? distinguished mentally-challenged fellow noob fuck.

bork · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:59:29 PM »

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

What did you use to do it? I'm trying Impaler. Never made a multi-disc eboot before.

Ninja · « **Reply #39 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:00:57 PM »

lyte: Use this to make the eboot (if you're on Windows) and it should work.
I'm just applying the patch now, it's gone surprisingly smoothly.

bork · « **Reply #40 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:03:15 PM »

Quote from: Ninja on August 23, 2009, 07:00:57 PM

lyte: Use this to make the eboot (if you're on Windows) and it should work.
I'm just applying the patch now, it's gone surprisingly smoothly.

Thanks! I usually use an OSX app (for once) called Prometheus Pro, that rips and converts PSX games right into the correct eboot format with ease, but it can't do multi-disc game eboots as far as I can tell.

Impaler worked fine, but I might do it again (to add icons n' crap) anyway.

bork · « **Reply #41 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:12:57 PM »

Guess Impaler isn't the way to go...the ISO is taking forever to load up (not crashing) and loops at the Konami logo.

Ninja · « **Reply #42 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:18:56 PM »

Policenauts isn't compatible with the latest Pops either, I hear it works best in 3.71, so that might be causing problems too.

bork · « **Reply #43 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:26:43 PM »

Ah, that seems to have done the trick! Thanks!

It's weird hearing the beginning of Metal Gear Solid PSX on the title screen.

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** August 23, 2009, 08:39:20 PM »

Quote from: Ninja on August 23, 2009, 07:18:56 PM

Policenauts isn't compatible with the latest Pops either, I hear it works best in 3.71, so that might be causing problems too.

Game loaded just fine on default but when I combined them with Impaler I had the same trouble lyte had.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:37:00 AM »

omg i touched some titties. they even bounce and she giggles. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

also the shooting segment is LOL. probably worse than snatcher.

Lucretius · « **Reply #46 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:52:46 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 24, 2009, 03:37:00 AM

omg i touched some titties. they even bounce and she giggles. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

also the shooting segment is LOL. probably worse than snatcher.

For this we've waited 15 years.

Lucretius · « **Reply #47 on:** August 24, 2009, 07:38:29 AM »

Ugh... been at work all night... heading home soon to a patched EBOOT to play while taking a big greasy dump.

Lucretius · « **Reply #48 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:00:16 AM »

well, they released the patch on August 24th (Japanese time). In addition to being Kojima's birthday (1963), if you examine the date on the wedding picture in Jonathan's office during the prologue, it says, "August 24th, 2009. A date I'll never forget."
I'm enjoying clicking through all the details so far. Each item seems pretty rich in backstory. Though clicking on each item multiple times to get all the info will likely get old after a while.

demi · « **Reply #49 on:** August 24, 2009, 12:49:50 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on August 24, 2009, 12:10:04 PM

Demi did you make a package for me?

I even sealed it with a kiss for you

bork · « **Reply #50 on:** August 24, 2009, 01:23:34 PM »

This game is awesome; put a couple of hours into it last night. If you enjoyed Snatcher, you will like this game too. Simple as that.

Quote from: demi on August 24, 2009, 03:37:00 AM

omg i touched some titties. they even bounce and she giggles. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You can do this with almost every chick you meet. Some of the reactions are pretty funny. Kojima loves his titties. At the hospital and Johnathon and Ed have a conversation about when the best time to peek up the director's dress is.

For some Snatcher fan-service, make sure to click on a guy in a red turban sitting in the waiting room of the hospital.

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also the shooting segment is LOL. probably worse than snatcher.

IIRC they made this version of the game with the Playstation Mouse in mind. I did okay on a target practice shoot though, can't complain about it too much, but like Snatcher I don't see the point since it's generally too easy and doesn't control as well as it should.

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** August 24, 2009, 06:09:34 PM »

I only made a PSP version... if you had a PSP i'd be glad to share

bork · « **Reply #52 on:** August 24, 2009, 08:05:51 PM »

Borys if you need a torrent, I can give you a good link.

demi · « **Reply #53 on:** August 24, 2009, 08:20:55 PM »

Noobs dont deserve help, lyte edge. They will never learn if you help them.

demi · « **Reply #54 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:10:29 PM »

Kisses, boo :*

Lucretius · « **Reply #55 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:58:57 PM »

Demi... thanks for the link, darlin'

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** August 24, 2009, 11:21:19 PM »

No worries

bork · « **Reply #57 on:** August 25, 2009, 04:09:43 PM »

One more heads-up: You're going to need to get a picture of all the Japanese clan crests used in the game to proceed at one point in chapter two. Normally they're listed in the game manual. Easy enough to google though.

demi · « **Reply #58 on:** August 25, 2009, 04:13:02 PM »

That comes with the patch you fucking noob.

bork · « **Reply #59 on:** August 25, 2009, 05:28:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 25, 2009, 04:13:02 PM

That comes with the patch you fucking noob.

Not if you downloaded an already-patched version or if you trashed that shit after converting everything, you fucking noob.

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Author Topic: Policenauts Translation Release (Read 6654 times)