Author Topic: COLLEGE FOOTBALL!! (Read 20942 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** September 03, 2009, 08:20:08 PM »

COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!

South Carolina is playing NC State. I don't care about either one of the these teams but I'm watching it anyway because

COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2009, 08:25:02 PM »

Go Ducks!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2009, 08:37:20 PM »

Texas vs. Roast Beef State

and

Florida vs. A Railyard Company

Who will win?!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2009, 07:04:21 PM »

Last night's games were BORING, it was almost enough to put me off college football completely except soon I'll have the chance to watch my OU Sooners dismantling the BYU Fighting Mormons.

I didn't even stick around to watch the fight, I tuned out after the first half of that awful game. The best response I heard to punch was: "That's not the first time a white boy's been knocked out by a Blunt."

Hollywood · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2009, 02:23:05 AM »

These opening games have been crap. Hopefully BYU beats OU's ass and plants a john Smith flag on their asses, along with marrying their wives.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:19:55 AM »

3:30 PM ET Western Michigan at Michigan

A win will defuse some of the criticism going on right now. A loss will just make this even worse. People yelled and bitched and moaned about how Carr did things, and now that there's a new coach who actually works his players hard they're complaining again smh

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:33:23 AM »

No more BCS shenanigans. This year we take it home.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2009, 03:08:23 PM »

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4446898

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2009, 03:14:36 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on September 05, 2009, 11:33:23 AM

No more BCS shenanigans. This year we take it home.
(Image removed from quote.)

Hollywood · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2009, 03:59:15 PM »

Another year, another completely overrated Ohio St team. Nice to see college football is back.

bachikarn · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2009, 04:32:31 PM »

OSU is going to get destroyed by USC, and I don't even think USC is going to be amazing this year.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2009, 04:38:06 PM »

Go Huskies (Washington) and Huskers!!

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2009, 05:02:44 PM »

Ohio State vs Navy game was great.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2009, 05:06:36 PM »

Overrated St. is going to get SO DESTROYED next week.

Hollywood · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2009, 05:17:33 PM »

And Paulus chokes the game away for the Cuse in game one. Mandatory Paulus video:
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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2009, 05:55:53 PM »

Paulus

jjasper · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2009, 06:01:44 PM »

Jonathan Crompton for heisman.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2009, 06:20:06 PM »

Coach K never prepared him for this.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2009, 06:22:47 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2009, 07:23:06 PM »

Ohio State dodged a bullet.

Aim better next time, Navy.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2009, 07:56:52 PM »

Is it too early to say LOL BIG TEN?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2009, 08:23:40 PM »

smh joe, smh

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** September 05, 2009, 09:41:31 PM »

OMG, BYU should have their football program suspended for that hit.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** September 05, 2009, 09:52:26 PM »

I just don't see how anyone takes this shit seriously. For starters, there's no playoff system- apparently it makes more sense to have a glorified beauty pageant/popularity poll instead of some playoffs. Secondly, look at the supposed best team, Florida- they're playing a glorified Pop Warner squad and massacring them as you'd expect. This game isn't an exhibition- it counts for 1/12th of their season. As shitty as the Lions, Bengals and Raiders are, they're still essentially NFL teams. You're not gonna see the Pats play some pick up squad from Greenwich or some shit. The whole fucking thing is just laughable.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** September 05, 2009, 10:17:23 PM »

u mad?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:04:38 PM »

No, I just don't see the point of college football, unless you live in a sports ghetto like Boise or someplace where that's all you have to root for.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:26:03 PM »

Well, I do live in a sports ghetto and that is all I have to root for. But now that Bradford's out and we've lost to the Later Day Saints, all I have to root for is that Colt McCoy and Tim Tebow simulataneous tear their ACLs during a gay orgy.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #27 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:43:54 AM »

Well, I guess we can write out OU from the BCS picture.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** September 06, 2009, 05:21:14 AM »

massive death panel sign ups reported in the oklahoma area

Bocsius · « **Reply #29 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:52:57 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 06, 2009, 03:43:54 AM

Well, I guess we can write out OU from the BCS picture.

Why? They didn't even win their conference division last year and made the championship game. Never underestimate the absurdity of the BCS. (Or the Big 12, for that matter.)

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #30 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:54:13 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 05, 2009, 09:52:26 PM

I just don't see how anyone takes this shit seriously. For starters, there's no playoff system- apparently it makes more sense to have a glorified beauty pageant/popularity poll instead of some playoffs. Secondly, look at the supposed best team, Florida- they're playing a glorified Pop Warner squad and massacring them as you'd expect. This game isn't an exhibition- it counts for 1/12th of their season. As shitty as the Lions, Bengals and Raiders are, they're still essentially NFL teams. You're not gonna see the Pats play some pick up squad from Greenwich or some shit. The whole fucking thing is just laughable.

The Card Cheat spittin truth

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** September 06, 2009, 12:00:21 PM »

Texas raped bumblefuck state last night.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #32 on:** September 06, 2009, 12:27:51 PM »

College football >> NFL

Sorry, them the apples.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** September 06, 2009, 12:29:28 PM »

Why is it better than NFL

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:06:27 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on September 06, 2009, 12:27:51 PM

College football >> NFL

Sorry, them the apples.

This

Nothing in the NFL compares to a good NCAA rivalry game. Michigan vs OSU, Texas vs Oklahoma. etc

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:16:44 PM »

College football sucks, most of them can't even cut it in the NFL.

It's like preferring the Special Olympics to the actual Olympics

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:25:29 PM »

What?

There are amazing athletes in college football, especially in the SEC/Big 12/etc. Big 10 has some big powerful, slow guys. The skill level is fine.

I'm looking forward to more college than NFL games this season, as usual

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:29:41 PM »

Whatever. That's another thing that bugs me- people who don't go to a school being die hard fans of it. YOU DON'T GO TO MICHIGAN, MAURICE! FOR FUCKS SAKES!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:29:57 PM »

Vast majority of college football players can't make the pros, they're so great

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:31:30 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 06, 2009, 03:29:41 PM

Whatever. That's another thing that bugs me- people who don't go to a school being die hard fans of it. YOU DON'T GO TO MICHIGAN, MAURICE! FOR FUCKS SAKES!

lols guess who's transferring there after a couple more semesters

smh

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #40 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:32:29 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 06, 2009, 11:52:57 AM

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 06, 2009, 03:43:54 AM
Well, I guess we can write out OU from the BCS picture.

Why? They didn't even win their conference division last year and made the championship game. Never underestimate the absurdity of the BCS. (Or the Big 12, for that matter.)

The 2008 Big 12 Championship was between Missouri and Oklahoma. Oklahoma won.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:33:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2009, 03:31:30 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 06, 2009, 03:29:41 PM
Whatever. That's another thing that bugs me- people who don't go to a school being die hard fans of it. YOU DON'T GO TO MICHIGAN, MAURICE! FOR FUCKS SAKES!

lols guess who's transferring there after a couple more semesters

smh

By that logic, since I'm pondering moving to San Diego in a year or two I guess I should have been a Chargers and Padres fan for the past five.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:36:21 PM »

Since when does pondering equal planning on transferring to a school? I've been consistent in my UofM fanship, it's nothing new. I grew up in the area and went to the games as a kid, what do you expect. Did you cry when Chris Webber called a timeout? DID YOU SIR

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:39:00 PM »

No, I laughed because it was a stupid thing to do, a stupid thing that a pro being paid money wouldn't have done.

Also, someone please try to mount a defense of the BCS.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:39:29 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:41:05 PM »

There is no defense for it. I'd rather have a four team playoff - something short as a compromise for the "bubububu THE STUDENT ATHLETE" crowd (and what a joke that is).

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #46 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:48:52 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 06, 2009, 03:39:00 PM

Also, someone please try to mount a defense of the BCS.

something something regular season something something student-athletes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:53:29 PM »

Finals occur around the time many top teams are preparing for bowl games. This "student" bullshit is a lie, everyone knows it. What about March Madness which happens around midterms for some schools.

I bet Tyrelle Pryor hasn't been to class in months.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** September 06, 2009, 05:26:04 PM »

March Madness

Rose Bowl

Kara · « **Reply #49 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:19:42 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 06, 2009, 03:39:00 PM

Also, someone please try to mount a defense of the BCS.

It disenfranchises Southerners.

*polishes his bust of General Sherman*

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #50 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:26:37 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on September 06, 2009, 08:19:42 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 06, 2009, 03:39:00 PM
Also, someone please try to mount a defense of the BCS.

It disenfranchises Southerners.

*polishes his bust of General Sherman*

But in eleven years of BCS championships only one team north of the Mason-Dixon line has gone to the Championship game and that's Ohio State.

Kara · « **Reply #51 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:32:23 PM »

You dolt it should have been 2 SEC teams every year. THE SYSTEM IS UNFAIR. OLE MISS WOULD WIN THE BIG TEN. (Actually that's probably true this year.)

bachikarn · « **Reply #52 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:34:56 PM »

College football is infinitely better than the NFL. People who think otherwise didn't go to a big time NCAA school. The BCS system is distinguished mentally-challenged though.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #53 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:37:45 PM »

Quote from: bachikarn on September 06, 2009, 09:34:56 PM

College football is infinitely better than the NFL. People who think otherwise didn't go to a big time NCAA school. The BCS system is distinguished mentally-challenged though.

Well, I went to a big time NCAA school and think the NFL is a far superior product.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #54 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:42:37 PM »

Colorado is putting on an embarrassing performance against CSU so far. $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #55 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:58:58 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on September 06, 2009, 09:37:45 PM

Quote from: bachikarn on September 06, 2009, 09:34:56 PM
College football is infinitely better than the NFL. People who think otherwise didn't go to a big time NCAA school. The BCS system is distinguished mentally-challenged though.

Well, I went to a big time NCAA school and think the NFL is a far superior product.

Same here! I went to Georgia. And let me tell you, in the state of Georgia it didn't matter how many consecutive trips the Braves made to the playoffs, no one gave a shit- it was all about stupid fucking GA football. No matter how painfully obvious it was that we wouldn't be good that year, no matter the fact that most of the fans couldn't even spell college much less go there, every year it was all about the fucking Bulldogs. FOR. NO. GODDAMN. REASON.

Hollywood · « **Reply #56 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:41:43 PM »

I dunno about NFL vs. College. With basketball, college basketball is DEFINITELY better than the NBA. With NCAA, I would say its about even. Just because there's a higher level of talent in the pros doesn't make it any more entertaining. There are things like school tie ins, the big upset in college that make them more exciting to me than a lot of NFL games.

The game itself as well, a lot more trick plays and misdirection than the pros, and creativity in playcalling. Funny how the Wildcat offense everyone is raving about in the NFL was done before in the NCAA with teams like Pat White/Slaton and WVU, along with McFadden at Arkansas.

Then again, College Football has a seriously balance of power problem, and the parity in the NFL makes it interesting. It gets old seeing the SEC's cock sucked constantly and teams fates sealed by a poll popularity contest at the start of the year. Oh, and of course, the horrible BCS and the fact there's no real champion crowned, just a slew of irrelevant consolation prize bowl games.

bachikarn · « **Reply #57 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:46:42 PM »

Yeah, I dunno. I never really cared for football till I started college (and that is more due to the fact we won a national championship). I've gotten into football in general since then, but I find college more appealing. Maybe its because I don't have an NFL team to really follow. The game day atmosphere on campus is nuts though.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #58 on:** September 07, 2009, 01:45:58 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 06, 2009, 09:58:58 PM

Quote from: DJ_Tet on September 06, 2009, 09:37:45 PM
Quote from: bachikarn on September 06, 2009, 09:34:56 PM
College football is infinitely better than the NFL. People who think otherwise didn't go to a big time NCAA school. The BCS system is distinguished mentally-challenged though.

Well, I went to a big time NCAA school and think the NFL is a far superior product.

Same here! I went to Georgia. And let me tell you, in the state of Georgia it didn't matter how many consecutive trips the Braves made to the playoffs, no one gave a shit- it was all about stupid fucking GA football. No matter how painfully obvious it was that we wouldn't be good that year, no matter the fact that most of the fans couldn't even spell college much less go there, every year it was all about the fucking Bulldogs. FOR. NO. GODDAMN. REASON.

Georgia Tech here

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, and I couldn't agree with you more about GA football coverage. I've never seen a more entitled fan base that had accomplished such relatively little. Living in GA you would think that UGA had the pedigree of a USC or Notre Dame when in reality they are even less accomplished than their little brother Tech (national championship-wise.) Tech won one in 1990 while UGA goes back to what, 81? You would think they had won 3 championships this decade though if you go by their coverage.

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** September 07, 2009, 11:18:37 PM »

This Miami vs FSU game is pretty good.

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Author Topic: COLLEGE FOOTBALL!! (Read 20942 times)