Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94237 times)

Not to mention they had 41.7 million reasons to make him their starter. I wonder how long Stafford's still going to be happy to be the Lions starting QB.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #67 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:02:08 PM »

more like 70mil reasons

Obviously starting Stanton was not an option; he's better but playing him over the number one pick would be crazy. If Culpepper is health he should start. Let him get beat up for a few games, but more importantly he'd be able to win a game or two. Stafford can't do that.

Why throw your multi million dollar investment to the wolves, with a shitty OL and a questionable running game. Didn't we do this last time? smh

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #68 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:07:19 PM »

To be fair, Stafford has a better pedigree than Joey the Oregon Duck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #69 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:12:22 PM »

Yea. But he's also an underclassman QB, and how many of them pan out in the NFL? Not many.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #70 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:21:05 PM »

I think he could be good, the problem is that he probably needed to go somewhere where he had a better o-line and not into a situation where the franchise had just come off of a season where they hadn't won ANY GAMES. Man you guys suck.

The good news is that Calvin is a beast and will go up and get balls. That's about the extent of the good news, however.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:22:57 PM »

Kickoff is tonight! Woo!

I am hoping the Steelers don't make me regret starting Chris Johnson over Ronnie Brown this week.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #72 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:22:57 PM

Kickoff is tonight! Woo!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #73 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:32:28 PM »

R U E 4 + FOOTBALL, WILCO?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #74 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:26:39 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #75 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:27:36 PM »

Can't wait

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #76 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:34:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 07:26:39 PM

E?

Erect?

Himu · « **Reply #77 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:34:58 PM »

Ejaculating

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #78 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:00:18 PM »

Erect -> Ejaculating

I got some friends coming over for kickoff tonight. Bought two packs of Nathan's (that we're grilling outside), a bag of potato roll buns, chips and dip, an entire case of Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale and a growler full of blueberry wheat ale fetched from a local microbrew.

+

=

Himu · « **Reply #79 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:06:24 PM »

That guy is my hero.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #80 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:26:07 PM »

In honor of this special day

[youtube=560,345]k5imN7vu79U[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #81 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:30:02 PM »

Did you make that, dude?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #82 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:34:07 PM »

Nah. I got that off Slate.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #83 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:35:13 PM »

Ah, boo. That's still pretty great.

The bit with Vick shooting all the dogs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #84 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:36:08 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #85 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:36:18 PM »

That's fucking phenomenal.

E-DuB · « **Reply #86 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:49:39 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 07, 2009, 02:12:43 AM

The Russians will have a stacked team. If they show up and care a little, they can easily beat Canada.

Don't forget Sweden!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #87 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:56:43 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 07:26:39 PM

E?

Red E.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #88 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:10:30 PM »

lets go bengals

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #89 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:27:37 PM »

@ that oregon trail yootoob

Pac Man never got suspended, tho.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #90 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:35:50 PM »

NBC

I love being able to watch the games online (officially, not shitty streams) since I don't get any channels on mah' teevee. I'll be raiding while listening to the game/taking peeks

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #91 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:38:23 PM »

what a lazy national anthem rendition

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #92 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 09:35:50 PM

I'll be raiding while listening to the game/taking peeks

cigarillo

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #93 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:52:11 PM »

big ben

oh wait he's on my team

Hollywood · « **Reply #94 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:53:47 PM »

Oh Worthlessburger.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #95 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:01:30 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 10, 2009, 09:53:47 PM

Oh Worthlessburger.

Mistimed handoff and a sack on one drive.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #96 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:03:54 PM »

I forget if this is normal for him, he definitely looks more sluggish than last year

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #97 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:04:01 PM »

Rooflesburger

Stillers are lucky they have Polamalu around, dude is a major pest and seems to be in on every play on D

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #98 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:09:01 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 10, 2009, 10:04:01 PM

Stillers are lucky they have Polamalu around, dude is a major pest and seems to be in on every play on D

Dude's a defensive monster.

Edit: Roethlisburglar.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #99 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:12:55 PM »

I'm playing PD this week.

wooooooo

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #100 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:14:34 PM »

I, for one, am shocked that Roworthlessberger looks like shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #101 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:20:31 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 10, 2009, 10:12:55 PM

I'm playing PD this week.

wooooooo

fuck you

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #102 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:22:51 PM »

He'll care about those sacks when he has Alzheimer's

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #103 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:40:37 PM »

Titans finally gonna get some points on the boa-BLOCKED FIELD GOAL?!

This is insane!!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #104 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:42:19 PM »

I love watching teams I don't care about, it's great being able to always laugh at someone

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #105 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:48:25 PM »

mmmm ben to ward

edit: mmmmm TD. cajole who

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #106 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:49:12 PM »

Who is doing the color commentary for this game? He almost sounds drunk. I'd rather have Madden

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #107 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:51:32 PM »

Big Ben must have heard me talking shit about him

Himu · « **Reply #108 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:55:27 PM »

Watch Titans fuck up this kick

Himu · « **Reply #109 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:56:34 PM »

WOW TITANS WOW

Love watching teams I don't root for.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #110 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:04:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 10:48:25 PM

mmmm ben to ward

edit: mmmmm TD. cajole who

fuckkkk

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #111 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:05:18 PM »

Almost made it!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #112 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:06:18 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 10, 2009, 11:04:41 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 10:48:25 PM
mmmm ben to ward

edit: mmmmm TD. cajole who

fuckkkk

:'(

Himu · « **Reply #113 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:09:47 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #114 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:12:23 PM »

Ben is just having fun, and so am I!

Himu · « **Reply #115 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:12:47 PM »

*pump fakes*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I went with Steelers, myself, on the pick em that is

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #116 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:13:56 PM »

some polack has Santonio Holmes on the bench. I'm not going to name names. :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #117 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:14:45 PM »

I have Chris johnson playing for my fantasy team. The better start running more.

Himu · « **Reply #118 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:25:50 PM »

Polamalu out of the game. Titans got this if their O line remains consistent.

Himu · « **Reply #119 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:28:56 PM »

Man, that was a dirty ass tackle.

Right to the knee.

Really?

Really?

News:

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