Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94269 times)

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #120 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:51:24 PM »

[Hank Williams] ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOTBAAL....zzzz zzzz

zzzz

Himu · « **Reply #121 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:02:41 AM »

@ Snoop

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #122 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:10:27 AM »

why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #123 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:33:38 AM »

@ Ward, could have won the game

Himu · « **Reply #124 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:34:58 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #125 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:40:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:10:27 AM

why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.

Himu · « **Reply #126 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:45:07 AM »

I picked Steelers in the pick em but I don't give a fuck who wins

Himu · « **Reply #127 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:47:46 AM »

Won my first pick em

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #128 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:57:04 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 12:40:49 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:10:27 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.

Dunno what you're talking about

nice stats for me tonight tho

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #129 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:59:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:57:04 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 12:40:49 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:10:27 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.

Dunno what you're talking about

I thought maybe I remembered incorrectly.

http://deadspin.com/382005/sir-you-seem-to-have-dropped-your-terrible-towel

Himu · « **Reply #130 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:00:36 AM »

I wanna join the fantasy league but I've never played fantasy before.

How do you play? Tips?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #131 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:03:01 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 12:59:19 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 12:40:49 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:10:27 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.

Dunno what you're talking about

I thought maybe I remembered incorrectly.

http://deadspin.com/382005/sir-you-seem-to-have-dropped-your-terrible-towel

smh

spoiler (click to show/hide)

from site: "you made my night, all thru the super bowl I kept thinking what he would look like with those tight pants off.now i know."

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #132 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:14:53 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 10, 2009, 11:14:45 PM

I have Chris johnson playing for my fantasy team. The better start running more.

I started him this week in our Bore league over Ronnie Brown. $:-\$

Hollywood · « **Reply #133 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:42:04 AM »

Another classic NFL OT. Coin toss = win. Ridiculous.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #134 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:45:48 AM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 11, 2009, 01:42:04 AM

Another classic NFL OT. Coin toss = win. Ridiculous.

Yeah, it was funny- going into OT Collinsworth was yucking it up and saying he loved the NFL overtime rules, and that it was up to the team that lost the flip's defense to step up and stop the winning team. Then of course Pittsburgh wins the toss, marches down and wins in four minutes. lolz.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #135 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:46:04 AM »

Not really. The Titans lost that game. They left 6 points on the field, and it's not like their defense isn't capable.

Had they made just one of the two field goals missed, they would've won the game.

I don't think it's fair to blame NFL policy when another team clearly didn't execute.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #136 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:52:33 AM »

That's your argument for why it got to OT to begin with. Then again, Ward possibly could have scored at the end of the 4th quarter and those two fgs wouldn't have been enough.

No, this is about the dumbness of overtime itself. And it is dumb. I'm not sure the college rules are the answer, but the NFL rules are basically "whoever wins the coin flip wins, lol" and THAT is certainly dumb.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #137 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:56:45 AM »

That's not how it works out, though. I'm pretty sure the percentage is close to even.

I'm not a fan of the system either, but just pointing that out.

Edit: I'll double check that now and I'll probably be totally wrong.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #138 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:57:00 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 11, 2009, 01:52:33 AM

That's your argument for why it got to OT to begin with. Then again, Ward possibly could have scored at the end of the 4th quarter and those two fgs wouldn't have been enough.

So what you're saying is that, either way, the Steelers should have won!

Quote

No, this is about the dumbness of overtime itself. And it is dumb. I'm not sure the college rules are the answer, but the NFL rules are basically "whoever wins the coin flip wins, lol" and THAT is certainly dumb.

I really don't think it's that unfair. Am I to believe that the defense gets a total pass in OT when the offense scores?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #139 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:00:02 AM »

Steelers' Tomlin: Troy Polamalu likely out 3-6 weeks with MCL sprain

One down, one more to go.

... will NFL players ever learn?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #140 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:02:10 AM »

To be fair, BrittFarr didn't really miss any games last season... the ones who suffered the most were probably NFL fans, which sadly continues to this day.

CURSE YOU BRITTFARR AND YOUR MISSISSIPPI DEVIL MAGIC

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #141 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:08:30 AM »

He was actually injured pretty badly, so much so that the Jets might be in hot water with the league for not listing him on the injury report. I expect that to become next week's "drama".

"The Curse" isn't just about injury, which Favre suffered, but total dropoff in performance. Which was definitely true in that case.

Ray Lewis was the best survivor of "The Curse" - he missed only one game, had a minor drop off in performance, but they didn't even make the playoffs after vying for the AFC North division title the previous season.

I don't think anyone has had a good year when they've been on the cover.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #142 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:12:45 AM »

I volunteer to be on the cover. Maybe it'd work in reverse for me.

Only instead of Madden 11 it'd need to be Life 11.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #143 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:15:29 AM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 11, 2009, 01:42:04 AM

Another classic NFL OT. Coin toss = win. Ridiculous.

Another area where NCAA football>NFL!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #144 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:19:18 AM »

Favre had one good year in 2007 in between 3 pretty mediocre years, tho. So that last season in Green Bay is really the aberration in my opinion. I mean, look at these stats:

Season    Team    G          QBRat   Comp   Att   Pct   Yds   Y/G   Y/A   TD   Int
2005-06   Green Bay   16       70.9        372 607   61.3   3881   242.6     6.4   20 29
2006-07   Green Bay   16       72.7        343   613   56.0   3885   242.8     6.3    18   18
2007-08   Green Bay   16       95.7        356   535   66.5   4155   259.7     7.8    28   15
2008-09   NY Jets   16       81.0        343   522   65.7   3472   217.0     6.7    22   22

Last year's stats start looking even worse when you remember that he threw more than 1/4 of his TDs in one game. Dude is pretty much done, I'm hoping Brian Uhrlacher murders him this year.

As for Ray Ray, even the curse was scared of him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #145 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:09:19 AM »

I think the fact that he had a torn biceps tendon, and pretty much sunk the Jets (and may now cost them financially or in the draft), merits his inclusion to the "The Curse".

Lewis' curse was that he not only missed a game, but the playoffs entirely. Ravens had their worst run, in terms of personnel and performance, after he took the cover. Also, remember, the following year he went on IR!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #146 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:24:13 AM »

I kinda think Favre will do well enough this season. He's playing in a weak division and he has the most dangerous RB in his pocket.

Himu · « **Reply #147 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:58:01 PM »

So what are the chances Fitz will get the curse?

Akala · « **Reply #148 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:08:00 PM »

oh god it just dawned on me I ignored the curse on draft day. :'(

gooo larry!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #149 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:14:15 PM »

Here we go

Check your rooster for last minute injury report changes. I just had to switch out somebody

Himu · « **Reply #150 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:23:02 PM »

Anyone got a link to the Texans vs Jets stream

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #151 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:25:28 PM »

check http://www.justin.tv/

Himu · « **Reply #152 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:26:21 PM »

They got "NFL Football with no bs commentary" and "NFL Channel in HD"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #153 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:29:25 PM »

Wait until the games actually start, streams usually appear then

Himu · « **Reply #154 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:30:48 PM »

Okay.

CBS is apparently playing the game, but that seems to be a local thing and I'm not even in Texas now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #155 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:47:29 PM »

Who is Madden's Musky Taint?

Himu · « **Reply #156 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:52:03 PM »

FFFFUUUUUUUUUU the local broadcast is showing the Jacksonville game. Expected but still SMH worthy.

Himu · « **Reply #157 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:12:13 PM »

All the NFL channels on justin.tv are being blacked out

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #158 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:14:54 PM »

I think Flacco is going to have a good day, I just wish I could see how Schaub is playing.

Himu · « **Reply #159 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:26:25 PM »

http://atdhe.net/8660/watch-new-york-jets-vs-houston-texans

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #160 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:26:33 PM »

Woot! Got my first TD of the season!

Himu · « **Reply #161 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:31:41 PM »

Texans defense

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #162 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:31:52 PM »

This MIA-ATL game is as boring as dogshit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #163 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:33:02 PM »

Haha, Flacco is ridiculous.

Either he's pretty good or the Chiefs are the worst team in the league.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #164 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:33:22 PM »

Apparently. Tony Gonzalez and Roddy White are doing NADA for my team.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #165 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:36:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 13, 2009, 02:33:22 PM

Apparently. Tony Gonzalez and Roddy White are doing NADA for my team.

Matt Ryan completely missed White on an easy 40+ yard td pass earlier. Ryan has looked kind of shaky so far, wouldn't expect much from the Falcons' passing attack today.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #166 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:38:27 PM »

I am going to have to count on Flacco and DeAngelo Williams, I guess. With those two out, Braylon Edwards MIA and Matt Schaub a question mark, it might be a rough day.

Himu · « **Reply #167 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:39:00 PM »

I would smash that Progressive Insurance chick.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #168 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:39:10 PM »

...and as soon as I type that Ryan hits White for a couple of completions.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #169 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:39:42 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 13, 2009, 02:39:00 PM

I would smash that Progressive Insurance chick.

Dude, I would hit that shit with the force of a thousand suns.

Himu · « **Reply #170 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:41:40 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 13, 2009, 02:39:42 PM

Quote from: Himuro on September 13, 2009, 02:39:00 PM
I would smash that Progressive Insurance chick.

Dude, I would hit that shit with the force of a thousand suns.

Word.

Hollywood · « **Reply #171 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:42:37 PM »

Anyone know a way to watch games online for free? I'm guessing my 49ers won't be on here at 4:00

Himu · « **Reply #172 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:44:12 PM »

Davis keeps doing incomplete to wide open catches...

Himu · « **Reply #173 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:44:54 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 13, 2009, 02:42:37 PM

Anyone know a way to watch games online for free? I'm guessing my 49ers won't be on here at 4:00

justin.tv
atdhe.net

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #174 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:45:42 PM »

Schaub is killing me. What's going on, Himuro?

I can't believe I'm seeing the Ravens throwing downfield.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #175 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:47:35 PM »

Dammit, Flacco!

Himu · « **Reply #176 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:50:12 PM »

QB SACK!

Nice D from the Texans.

Willco: Jets are winning 3 to zip. Texans ball now after a qb sack from Ryans, 2nd down.

Himu · « **Reply #177 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:52:32 PM »

OH SHIT. Texans were 3rd and 13 and they managed to do a run that got them to 1st down. Tremendous play.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #178 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:54:47 PM »

Woot, Edwards comes alive.

Beezy · « **Reply #179 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:56:14 PM »

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94269 times)