Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94497 times)

Himu · « **Reply #180 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:57:09 PM »

...........

After a good drive, we managed to get to about the 20 yard line. Slaton fumbles, and the Jets get the ball.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #181 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:58:49 PM »

Triumph, do you get dinged for that fumble?

Ravens just fucked up. C'mon, Flacco, let's get another TD.

Himu · « **Reply #182 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:02:48 PM »

Mario intercepts, drops the ball

Himu · « **Reply #183 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:04:01 PM »

Sanchez has potential.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #184 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:07:56 PM »

Flacco is breaking down, I immediately regret saying anything positive about him.

Himu · « **Reply #185 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:10:56 PM »

The Texans are terrible. They are completely not ready. They have missed an upward of four opportunities to do a turnover. One of which, a player caught it and it falls into his lap. They have also missed golden opportunities to score: catching a long pass, only to drop it and have the other team catch the fumble.

This is embarrassing.

All this and against a rookie QB on his first game.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #186 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:11:28 PM »

How bad is Matt Schaub?

Himu · « **Reply #187 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:13:14 PM »

He's being pressured, but I think he's doing a decent job all things considered. It's just that the Texans keep running the ball for only god knows what reason.

He's hesitating constantly though.

Himu · « **Reply #188 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:16:52 PM »

Get rid of Kubiak.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #189 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:23:21 PM »

Goddamit, Philly is slaughtering Carolina. That will pretty much negate DeAngleo Williams now.

At least my Surival Pick 'Em spot is secure.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #190 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:27:08 PM »

Jets

Himu · « **Reply #191 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:30:51 PM »

The Jets aren't even playing a good game. Their offense is mediocre. It takes Sanchez half a minute to find an open dude half way across the field.

It's just that the Texans are SO BAD on both D and O that the Jets look good!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #192 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:35:30 PM »

Other teams making the Jets look good

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #193 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:36:03 PM »

Schaub needs to do something.

Or else I'll be a homer and start Flacco AND Campbell next week!

Himu · « **Reply #194 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:38:20 PM »

If Houston loses ESPN will be in 24 hour Mark Sanchez hype mode.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #195 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:40:55 PM »

MARK SANCHEZ: WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TEAM TO CLAIM HIM OFF WAIVERS?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #196 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:41:26 PM »

Ray Rice looks SHARP.

I might have three stud RBs this season.

Bocsius · « **Reply #197 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:41:36 PM »

Is it Fox or my local affiliate?

Recently, everytime I watch sports on Fox, it's like a daggum slideshow. Dropped frames, slow FPS, whatever it is... it's not smooth. I want to blame my local affiliate, but it's not like that with all camera angles, so it makes it seem like it's Fox. With baseball games, for example, it's horrible on the pitch when the camera angle is from behind the pitcher and facing the batter. Other angles are usually OK. And now today in the Panthers-Eagles game, same thing. The action is janky.

Anyway,

at the Panthers being down 31-10 at home.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #198 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:42:59 PM »

To be fair, a lot of it is stupid mistakes.

Himu · « **Reply #199 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:45:12 PM »

Jets touchdown. Sigh.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #200 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:45:34 PM »

Holy crap.

Flacco has a cannon, and he can extend plays, but man does he make some boneheaded throws. If he was playing against anyone else, he'd be two picks in the hole.

Bocsius · « **Reply #201 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:46:51 PM »

I just don't like the local team. Mainly because of sports talk, to be honest. Too many people all on the same page. I like diversity in my sports discussion (which is why college discussion is so awesome around here, there's a lot of teams to pull for and therefore talk about). Also, there's too much "we need this," "we're so awesome," "we suck." We aren't anything. They need help today.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #202 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:47:21 PM »

Jesus, great job, Flacco.

Himu · « **Reply #203 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:47:46 PM »

Will Houston teams ever catch a break? The Astros suck, the Texans are playing terrible football on their first game of the season.

Will the Rockets be enough to save us from sports hell?

Bocsius · « **Reply #204 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:48:24 PM »

Rockeets

As long as McGrady doesn't play, maybe.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #205 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:50:30 PM »

Cincinnati is pissing me off. They should be destroying the Broncos on the scoreboard 'cause they are flat out dominating them on the field and yet Denver is actually ahead by 3 pts. A ridiculous game.

It's interesting watch the Donks play this season as a Seahawk fan. The worse they do the better pick we get.

Hollywood · « **Reply #206 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:50:47 PM »

Damnit, only an option of 3 games at 4:00 and 49ers @ Zona isn't one of them here. Of course the NFC East snorefest of watching the Giants slaughter the Redskins is on.

Himu · « **Reply #207 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:55:13 PM »

So Willco, you picked Shaub for your fantasy team this week?

Good luck with that!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #208 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:02:31 PM »

Cassel is injured and I thought Schaub would produce better than Campbell against the Giants.

Redskins will beat the Giants, 17-14.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #209 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:06:57 PM »

ARE YOU KIDDING ME DELHOMME?!

STOP THROWING THE BALL, GIVE IT TO WILLIAMS

Bocsius · « **Reply #210 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:08:47 PM »

McNabb is down.

Michael Vick: "Ah man, sucks to be him. Is it week 3 yet?"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #211 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:13:21 PM »

Daylight come and you gotta Delhomme.

Bocsius · « **Reply #212 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:14:50 PM »

Delhomme

Jake might not want to go Delhomme tonight. Bubba might be waiting for him.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #213 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:21:23 PM »

Looks like Willco could use a QB.

Can I interest you in a trade? I have the all time yards and touchdowns leader.

Himu · « **Reply #214 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:22:22 PM »

TOUCHDOWN HOUSTON

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #215 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:24:18 PM »

Thanks, but no thanks, Malek.

Between Flacco and Cassell, I'm GOOD.

etiolate · « **Reply #216 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:26:59 PM »

opening week is making me crave pizza

if I can't get a niner stream then I'm daring to watch at a pizza joint

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #217 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:27:26 PM »

Lawl, Delhomme is benched.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #218 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:27:45 PM »

Sanchez

Himu · « **Reply #219 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:33:34 PM »

@ the Texans

Fuck this, I'm going to take a nap or do some homework or go read a book

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #220 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:33:36 PM »

Official, Ray Rice is a beast. I have Ronnie Brown too.

Woo.

Himu · « **Reply #221 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:35:31 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 04:27:45 PM

Sanchez

Early in the game I thought he was alright, but he really got into in the 4th and 3rd.

He's the real deal.

Either that, or Texans D-line is really that bad.

etiolate · « **Reply #222 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:36:41 PM »

USC QBs

Bocsius · « **Reply #223 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:38:54 PM »

Kevin Kolb, third string in week 3.

Speaking of third string... 2nd stringer got hurt, Panthers put in their emergency QB instead of Delhomme.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #224 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:41:56 PM »

Dammit Schaub!!!

Himu · « **Reply #225 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:43:01 PM »

Shaub!!!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #226 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:53:37 PM »

Haha, Flacco is on fire.

Himu · « **Reply #227 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:53:39 PM »

Texans:

O-line needs improvement and is non-existent. Why were they not blocking for Shaub?

D-line is completely lacking. How many sacks and tackles were this game?

QB may not be up to snuff, it's hard to tell when you have such a shitty O-line.

We were outcoached.

Prominent and good players like Andre Johnson and Mario Williams not given enough time to shine.

That's what I saw from this first game: potential.

Hopefully Kubiak is fired and we're given a decent coaching staff that can take this potential somewhere.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #228 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:57:02 PM »

Patrick Crayton is just SHREDDING the Tampa Bay defense. 4 catches for 135 yards!!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #229 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:58:18 PM »

Holy shit @ that play in the Denver game.

Bocsius · « **Reply #230 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:59:13 PM »

Another Panther turnover. Let the Bill Cowher to Carolina rumors resume.

Hollywood · « **Reply #231 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:00:11 PM »

LMAOOOO THE BUNGALS. HAHAHAHAHA

Tipped pass with 20 seconds left for an 87 yard TD for Denver to win it.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #232 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:00:22 PM »

Fuck the Bengals.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #233 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:01:01 PM »

They were killing the Donks the entire game and they couldn't score jack.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #234 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:04:18 PM »

Flacco saved my fantasy squad this week, after my receiving corps was pretty much irrelevant and my RBs underperformed (I should've started Rice).

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #235 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:04:58 PM »

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS @ THE END OF THE DENVER-CIN GAME

Himu · « **Reply #236 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:07:09 PM »

What happen?

Bocsius · « **Reply #237 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:09:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 13, 2009, 05:07:09 PM

What happen?

Bengals scored with under a minute left to take a 7-6 lead. Denver went to Marshall, ball was tipped, Stokley caught it and took it 87 yards for the game winning TD. 2pt conversion failed, final 12-7.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #238 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:09:18 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 13, 2009, 05:00:11 PM

LMAOOOO THE BUNGALS. HAHAHAHAHA

Tipped pass with 20 seconds left for an 87 yard TD for Denver to win it.

That Denver guy tiptoeing around the end zone to burn off time made it awesome.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #239 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:10:36 PM »

If anyone finds a YouTube clip of the play, it would be cool. I need to see it again.

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