Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94095 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #300 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:43:50 PM »

Cards lost. Warner $:-\$

Bocsius · « **Reply #301 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:45:06 PM »

That means my Niners won.

1-0.

Playoffs or bust.

Himu · « **Reply #302 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:45:18 PM »

Guess I missed all the fun!

etiolate · « **Reply #303 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:56:11 PM »

13 tackles, 11 solo, 1 int

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #304 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:58:22 PM »

Looks like I'm narrowly up on Mandark in the fantasy league... but I've got 5 players left to go and he's just got one. And since both of my qbs (Lord Brady, Laserface Rivers) have yet to go, I'm pretty confident.

Bocsius · « **Reply #305 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:08:07 PM »

"With their most explosive player on the IAIL, Inactive Awaiting Incarceration List, the NY Giants..."

@ Olbermann

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #306 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:08:53 PM »

CreedComback09 117.34
ErinAndrews'Peephole 97.06

but cajole has Tomlinson and Owens on monday (oh and Trent Edwards). I have Moss and some defensive players $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #307 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:15:50 PM »

Hebrew Dynamite 117.72
Madden's Musky Taint 97.74

I still have Greg Jennings and Nick Collins to start, and he has Antonio Gates and two defensive players.

What a crappy week.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #308 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 09:08:53 PM

CreedComback09 117.34
ErinAndrews'Peephole 97.06

but cajole has Tomlinson and Owens on monday (oh and Trent Edwards). I have Moss and some defensive players $:-\$

I think you've got me, PD.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #309 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 08:30:15 PM

I googled the issue, seems to be common across the country. AVSforum, I think, has a long thread about it going back to July and baseball but updated with today's NFL games. Some are blaming Fox, some say it's an issue with the way Fox transmits the feed to cable providers and an incompatibility with a cable box (specifically, Scientific Atlanta), while others say they're getting it over the air so it can't be a cable issue.

Anyway, it sucks.

Edit: http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=1163878&page=1

Stuff from today starts on page 6, I believe.

Cool, thanks for the info. I'm definitely digging into this this week. Good to know it's not 'just me' I suppose. I was beginning to wonder if I went to sleep and woke up Darkx9 or whomever on GAF

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #310 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:54:57 PM »

Jesus Christ is Jay Cutler awful. Someone shoot him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #311 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:55:40 PM »

Yeah, Cutler is pretty bad tonight.

Wasn't he awesome in Denver?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #312 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:08:21 PM »

This game is hilarious, mainly due to the two haphazard gunslingers. I love watching games where the QB is rushed and can't handle the pressure.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #313 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:11:17 PM »

Jay Cutler is ruining my night.

More beers plz.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #314 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:11:24 PM »

[youtube=560,345]b6pKIj87CYA[/youtube]

Shaky hand held footage so yeah, AND it's against the Browns but DAMN is AP a beast.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #315 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:16:04 PM »

Jay Cutler is worse than Adolf Hitler.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #316 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:19:45 PM »

Man, when the secondary gets punked like that, I love it.

Akala · « **Reply #317 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 13, 2009, 11:16:04 PM

Jay Cutler is worse than Adolf Hitler.

You're still winning! Closer than I expected though.

Brees

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #318 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:46:54 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 13, 2009, 11:11:24 PM

[youtube=560,345]b6pKIj87CYA[/youtube]

Shaky hand held footage so yeah, AND it's against the Browns but DAMN is AP a beast.

That looked like a college bound high schooler pushing around sophomores. Holy shit

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #319 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:50:37 PM »

To this day it still boggles my mind that six guys went ahead of Peterson in the draft. Oakland, Detroit, Cleveland, Tampa, Arizona and the Redskins ought to all be kicking themselves watching shit like that.

ESPECIALLY Oakland.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #320 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:52:18 PM »

Would somebody please put the Packers out of their misery?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #321 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:52:40 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 13, 2009, 11:50:37 PM

To this day it still boggles my mind that six guys went ahead of Peterson in the draft. Oakland, Detroit, Cleveland, Tampa, Arizona and the Redskins ought to all be kicking themselves watching shit like that.

ESPECIALLY Oakland.

No way, Russell was a stellar pick

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:'( :'( :'(

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #322 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:53:59 PM »

Oh god, Peterson would probably be in a wheelchair doing color commentary for the NFL Network if the Lions drafted him.

Also, who has Cutler tonight? Can't wait to see him throw his teammates under the bus during the press conference

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #323 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:00:19 AM »

OMG!!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #324 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:00:44 AM »

Worst play ever?

I think Lovie thought he was playing Madden.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #325 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:00:50 AM »

OMG WTF IS THAT SHIT

LOVIE SMITH HAS GOTTA WANT TO GET FIRED OR SOMETHING

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #326 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:01:05 AM »

DA BEARS

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #327 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:02:16 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #328 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:05:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 11:53:59 PM

Oh god, Peterson would probably be in a wheelchair doing color commentary for the NFL Network if the Lions drafted him.

Also, who has Cutler tonight? Can't wait to see him throw his teammates under the bus during the press conference

I do, but in my defense we start two QB's. I would never have picked him otherwise.

Mandark · « **Reply #329 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:05:45 AM »

That Leno satellite promo was awful. At first I really thought it was Frank Caliendo or someone doing a Leno impersonation.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #330 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:07:32 AM »

Cutler is still playing better than Matt Schaub did this afternoon. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #331 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:08:44 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 14, 2009, 12:07:32 AM

Cutler is still playing better than Matt Schaub did this afternoon. $:-\$

He's still worse than Hitler. Did Hitler ever throw three interceptions in half?

And it's good.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #332 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:12:59 AM »

Cutler, you're not on the Packers.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #333 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:21:28 AM »

This game is so awful, even the refs are awful. I think I'm done watching this.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #334 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:32:01 AM »

Is there some way that both teams could lose?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #335 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:35:20 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #336 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:35:52 AM »

Yay, more fantasy points!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #337 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:40:18 AM »

Considering that Matt Schaub, Roddy White, Braylon Edwards and DeAngelo Williams all massively underperformed this afternoon, touching almost 150 points is not bad.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #338 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:41:48 AM »

Time for some cutler magic.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #339 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:42:38 AM »

that was . . . magical.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #340 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:42:49 AM »

El-oh-el.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #341 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:43:08 AM »

DUH BEARS

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #342 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:43:56 AM »

I bet the Redskins are glad they didn't pull the trigger on Cutler right about now.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #343 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:44:56 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 14, 2009, 12:43:56 AM

I bet the Redskins are glad they didn't pull the trigger on Cutler right about now.

I don't know, he's put up some fantastic numbers for the Packers tonight.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #344 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:45:33 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #345 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:47:09 AM »

Wow, Cutler really is worse than Hitler. An AIDS ravaged Hitler that just porked his way through an orphanage full of kids that suffered landmine injuries, even.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #346 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:48:35 AM »

Cutler played a decent game in the second half. The major fuck up was the fake kick that the LONGSNAPPER fucking independently decided. What a jerk-off.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #347 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:53:22 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 12:48:35 AM

Cutler played a decent game in the second half. The major fuck up was the fake kick that the LONGSNAPPER fucking independently decided. What a jerk-off.

Yeah, but that only led to 3 points. Even if you think that the resulting possession would have resulted in no points after the punt, GB still would have beat 'em by 3 points.

Bocsius · « **Reply #348 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:16:48 AM »

I love the irony of this headline from today's Charlotte Observer

"Panthers, Delhomme back in playoff form"

In the playoffs, if you recall, the Panthers lost 33-13 with 6 Delhomme turnovers.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #349 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:39:57 AM »

49ers

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #350 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:08:54 PM »

All my rowdy friends are here on Monday night!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #351 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:11:40 PM »

stream
http://www.justin.tv/thenflchat
edit: password: thenflchatftw

edit: 49er fans explain plz
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4473245

the fuck

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #352 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:12:54 PM »

LORD HATH RETURNETH

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #353 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:39:01 PM »

And...Mayo is down. smh

edit: seems he's ok

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #354 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:40:02 PM »

Pats look old and tired/young and jittery. Bills are the new AFC hotness. T.O. will be the savor of New England football.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #355 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:46:30 PM »

What's with the Whataburger outfits the refs are wearing tonight?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #356 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:47:01 PM »

Damn, Pats offense has been shut down.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #357 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:54:39 PM »

Aaaaand TO drops a key pass.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #358 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:19:49 PM »

Brady

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #359 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:20:49 PM »

Urlacher out for the season. :'(

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94095 times)