Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94515 times)

etiolate · « **Reply #360 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:22:52 PM »

lololol

suck it brady

etiolate · « **Reply #361 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:26:31 PM »

nice out brady

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #362 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:40:20 PM »

Roughing the passer

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #363 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:44:14 PM »

LOLPATS

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #364 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:47:42 PM »

TOM BRADY'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN. HE'S BEEN WORKING HARD TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THAT TIME HE'S LOST. YOU CAN SEE THE FIRE IN HIS EYES.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #365 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:56:57 PM »

OMG Bills

Just take a knee, you doofus. Don't try to be a hero.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #366 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:57:06 PM »

GOD DAMNIT

twerd · « **Reply #367 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:57:22 PM »

HAHAHAHA. Bills vs. Cowboys MNF ALL OVER AGAIN.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #368 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:57:44 PM »

Fucking Tom Brady is going to win NOOOOO

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #369 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:57:50 PM »

You bitches didn't think Lord Brady was coming back to LOSE, did you? SRSLY?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #370 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:59:00 PM »

Bills smh

twerd · « **Reply #371 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:59:50 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 14, 2009, 10:57:50 PM

You bitches didn't think Lord Brady was coming back to LOSE, did you? SRSLY?

ew. you're one of THEM?!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #372 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:01:17 PM »

Man, if the Raiders lose tonight after this bullshit I'm going to have to break something

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #373 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:04:31 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #374 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:05:08 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 11:01:17 PM

Man, if the Raiders lose tonight after this bullshit I'm going to have to break something

Seriously? You think the Raiders can win?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

twerd · « **Reply #375 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:06:48 PM »

de-icon/leper card cheat

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #376 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:07:09 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 14, 2009, 11:05:08 PM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 11:01:17 PM
Man, if the Raiders lose tonight after this bullshit I'm going to have to break something

Seriously? You think the Raiders can win?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not really, no :'(

Bocsius · « **Reply #377 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:09:07 PM »

For the record, there's no use in yelling "don't get sacked, you idiot!" at the television. He's not going to hear you. $:-\$

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #378 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:11:09 PM »

Wow.

twerd · « **Reply #379 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:12:20 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #380 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:12:37 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #381 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:12:50 PM »

Once again goes to show that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.

Bocsius · « **Reply #382 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:12:51 PM »

Joe Namath would have never blown off Suzie Kolber like that.

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 14, 2009, 11:12:50 PM

Once again goes to show that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.

Spaceballs 101, right there.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #383 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:13:49 PM »

Joe Namath also never had to deal with Coach Hitler.

twerd · « **Reply #384 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:14:13 PM »

they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #385 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:15:57 PM »

Quote from: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:14:13 PM

they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods

It's called CLUTCH, sucka.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #386 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:17:19 PM »

Fuck football.

Hollywood · « **Reply #387 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:18:09 PM »

Bills once again personify why they're the biggest chokers in sports. Three striaght Super Bowl chokes, Doug Christie, the Music City Miracle, now this?

The Patriots still suck, they didn't win this, the Bills lost it. Pats won't be winning much of anything this year after this performance.

twerd · « **Reply #388 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:18:35 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 14, 2009, 11:15:57 PM

Quote from: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods

It's called CLUTCH, sucka.

Brady didn't cause the fumble, boyo.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #389 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:19:23 PM »

Quote from: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:18:35 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 14, 2009, 11:15:57 PM
Quote from: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods

It's called CLUTCH, sucka.

Brady didn't cause the fumble, boyo.

His INTANGIBLES did, just like Derek Jeter.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #390 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:20:37 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 14, 2009, 11:18:09 PM

Bills once again personify why they're the biggest chokers in sports. Three striaght Super Bowl chokes, Doug Christie, the Music City Miracle, now this?

The Patriots still suck, they didn't win this, the Bills lost it. Pats won't be winning much of anything this year after this performance.

Yeah, Bills had this one to win and thew choked big time.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #391 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:20:39 PM »

One of Jeter's intangibles is how he's managed to not get a debilitating STD by now.

Bocsius · « **Reply #392 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:26:35 PM »

Raiders

Success with the run, pass on first down, interception.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #393 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:27:04 PM »

1st pick of the 2007 NFL draft, gentlemen

Himu · « **Reply #394 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:27:05 PM »

Damn, that Bills vs Patriots game was pretty good.

etiolate · « **Reply #395 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:32:05 PM »

When you're letting Banta-Cain look like an All Pro then you know your Oline needs help

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #396 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:35:14 PM »

McFadden

Raiders' last hope

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #397 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:39:18 PM »

Falling apart in the red zone as usual.

edit: Oh fuck yes

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #398 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:41:25 PM »

The Raiders o-line is looking mighty impressive.

tiesto · « **Reply #399 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 14, 2009, 11:18:09 PM

Bills once again personify why they're the biggest chokers in sports. Three striaght Super Bowl chokes, Doug Christie, the Music City Miracle, now this?

The Patriots still suck, they didn't win this, the Bills lost it. Pats won't be winning much of anything this year after this performance.

SMH @ Buffalo... it's not just in sports, the city in general is perfect at choking and falling into ruin every time it looks like they're doing well.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #400 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:00:46 AM »

I hate Mike and Mike.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #401 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:02:39 AM »

Oh god, up by 26 on Cajole but he still has LT active. Lets go Raiders defense!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #402 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:12:29 AM »

In my money league I was down over sixty points before the games started tonight, but with Brady, Moss and SD linebacker Stephen Cooper still to go. Just got over the hump.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #403 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:35:34 AM »

I'm shitting bricks of happiness right now

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #404 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:39:32 AM »

FUCKING BULLSHIT

Beezy · « **Reply #405 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:40:07 AM »

Yeah, they got robbed...

Bocsius · « **Reply #406 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:40:32 AM »

It moved.

[/Costanza]

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #407 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:40:36 AM »

dude, that's a shiiiiiiiiity call. zebras are gonna be apologizing for that one later.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #408 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:41:56 AM »

Didn't his ass even touch the ground before the ball started "sliding"?

FML FML FML

edit: Oh man, Sproles is so good

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #409 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:44:27 AM »

Both of his feet hit and he had possession of the ball. Should have been end of story right there.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #410 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:45:16 AM »

Yeah I know, but I mean his entire body had contact with the ground before the ball moved. WTF did that ref see?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #411 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:46:39 AM »

Yeah, don't you have to see like "clear proof" that the call on the field was wrong? I'm not seeing it.

Oh well, the Raiders are sure to choke this away in the second half anyhow.

Akala · « **Reply #412 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:48:29 AM »

raiders got robbed. more entertaining game than I figured though.

**edit**

the bills SUCK. that one guy does anyway.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #413 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:49:48 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17589874&postcount=7101
Says the guy with the Chargers avatar

I wasn't expecting the Raiders to finish this, but that was just such an unbelievably awful call. Oh man. I'll lol so hard if if they lose by the spread they would have had with that TD

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #414 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:30:02 AM »

Man, JaMarcus was toeing the line for a while, but it looks like he is back to shit mode.

edit: Raiders D is absolutely owning Rivers, though

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #415 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:35:23 AM »

Rivers called for taunting

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #416 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:22:15 AM »

OH FUCK YES RUSSELL REDEEMED. TD WITH 2:40 ON 4TH AND 15

bachikarn · « **Reply #417 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:30:05 AM »

Raiders blowing it...

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #418 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:32:41 AM »

Yeah, same old story

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #419 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:35:51 AM »

This is where I point out the 4 missing points from that bullshit call reversal before the half. Still, the Raiders' coverage on this drive was absolutely pathetic

At least it was a pretty entertaining game.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94515 times)